Eight hundred and fortieth IX good tea
After Yang Guoliang pointed out the fatal flaw in Zhu Ping'an's couplet, he hugged his arms and looked at Zhu Ping'an with a sneer.
In his eyes, Zhu Ping'an is just a grasshopper in autumn and there is nothing to jump around.
At this time, everyone's eyes were all focused on Zhu Ping'an, like spotlights.
"It's not ridiculous, nor ridiculous."
Zhu Ping'an, who was in the focus of the teacher's banquet, seemed to be fine, as if Yang Guoliang was not pointing out the problem, but praised him. His black eyes glanced at everyone with a smile, and finally looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head with a smile, and replied seriously.
ha?
As soon as Zhu Ping'an said this, everyone was stunned.
"hehe"
Yang Guoliang was so angry that he was laughed at Zhu Ping'an's answer.
"Isn't it ridiculous to use five directional words and five five-element words to treat my ten numeric words?" Yang Guoliang smiled angrily.
"Haha, Lord Zhu can't afford to lose, right? Your five directions and five elements are obviously inconsistent with ten numbers. Lord Zhu is the top scholar, so he can't even understand such a simple rhythm of parallelism, right?" Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an and laughed loudly, "Spring vs. summer, autumn vs. winter, evening drum vs. morning bell, I have a book "The Meaning of the Countermeasures of Child". After today's banquet, I can send it to Lord Zhu to observe."
"hehe"
A burst of laughter rang out from the teacher’s banquet.
"Dr. Yang was wrong."
Amid a burst of laughter, Zhu Ping'an said lightly.
Well?!
What?!
The laughter of the teacher's banquet was paused.
then
The laughter was even louder.
It's really a long time to live.
It is obvious that I have the wrong answer, but it is fine if I don’t admit it, but I also accused the questioner of making the wrong question.
Why, should you follow your answers to ask questions?!
"Cough cough, hehe, it's still possible. Well, um, hehe, Lord Zhu's words are reasonable. Dr. Yang was wrong. Dr. Yang, how can your top couplet be ten numbers? It should be five numbers and five other words. This is how to compete with Lord Zhu's bottom couplet. Hahahaha, Doctor Yang, don't you admit your mistake? Hahahaha"
Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an in a slight way, and tears of laughter were almost coming out. He said "cooperating" along Zhu Ping'an in a sarcastic tone.
"Haha" Yang Guoliang looked at Ma Huating and crying, "Sir Ma, you are just making trouble."
"Hahaha" Ma Huating smiled and bowed, and the laughter could not stop.
"Mr. Zhu, don't be kidding."
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a sneering feeling that his teacher was kind and rude to the naughty child.
"No."
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, bowed to Yang Guoliang, and said seriously, "It's Lord Yang who was wrong. I did not use the lower couplet of five directional words, five five-element word pairs, but the lower couplet of ten directional words pairs."
ha?
Damn?
What did Zhu Ping'an just said? He said that he did not use the lower couplet of five directional words and five five-element word pairs, but the lower couplet of ten directional words pairs?!
I heard it right?!
Did I hear it wrong, or did Zhu Ping'an be so arrogant?!
Dare to say such words?!
Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an, in broad daylight, you dare to lie with your eyes open. Your face is thicker than the city wall!
You can’t be too safe in life!
After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the whole ceremony of thanking teachers was silent!
Everyone looked at Zhu Ping'an in amazement, as if they were watching aliens.
"Ahem"
Yang Guoliang coughed violently, his face turned red with blue veins all over his neck.
A sir!
You are so shameless!!
If you want a little face, you will not say the shameless words like you just now.
"Are you thinking we are all deaf?"
After coughing, Yang Guoliang's face turned red and his neck was thick. He pointed at Zhu Ping'an, and his fingers were trembling with excitement.
"Tsk tsk, in ancient times, there was a deer above the Qin court, and I wish I could see the scene at that time. However, haha, fortunately, Lord Zhu's actions today made me proud to have what I wish."
Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an with a sarcastic look on his face, and said sarcastically, sarcastically, sarcasticly for Zhu Ping'an to lie with his eyes open. He was clearly talking about five directional words and five five elements, but he insisted on ten directional words. This shamelessness of lying with his eyes open is comparable to that of Zhao Gao in ancient times.
You just said that Dr. Yang was wrong, but I thought that you didn’t admit your mistake and accused him of the first couplet of Dr. Yang.
This is shameless enough.
Unexpectedly, you can be even more shameless, and you can call a deer as a horse!
Ma Huating really feels that he underestimated Zhu Ping'an's shamelessness.
"Mr. Zhu, we are not deaf. Your lower couplet is 'Prevent Western Shu, settle Southern Barbarians, East and North Reject, Central Army's tent changes the earth, wood, metal and metal lines, and the water surface can be attacked by fire', right? I confirmed it with you at the beginning. Everyone can testify to this point. 'East, South, North and Central' are five directional words, and "Gold, Wood, Water, Fire and Earth" are five five-element words. How can there be the ten directional words? Haha"
Yang Guoliang shook his head and sneered.
"You can't learn it." Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head slightly, and comforted him seriously, "Although Dr. Yang is a PhD of the Five Classics, he can't stop studying."
ah?
Are you teaching me?
What qualifications do you have to teach me if you are a person who can’t even express your couplets?
Macao egg
Very angry!
After hearing Zhu Ping'an's consolation, Yang Guoliang was so angry that he was so angry that he had smoke from five holes.
"If you have time in the future, Dr. Yang should have more than one princess than the Book of Changes." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.
ha?
What are you talking about? Are you sick?!
Your topic is too stiff, right?
At this time, Yang Guoliang was about to be angry! He really wanted to take off his shoes and throw them on Zhu Ping'an's face, and test the thickness of Zhu Ping'an's face.
"Tai Chi produces two qualities, and two qualities produce four qualities, metal, wood, water, fire, earth and four qualities are combined. The five elements are mutually generated and restrained, and there is a sequence of mutual order. There is also a saying of the five directions. "Gold, wood, water, fire, earth" corresponds to "East, West, South, North and Middle". The five elements are the five directions. The sun rises eastward, lifelike, similar to wood; the south is hot and scorching sun is similar to fire; the Central Plains is fertile, suitable for growth, similar to earth; the sun sets west, gold is shining, similar to metal; the north is cold, cold and bone-black, similar to water. Therefore, the so-called: the east belongs to wood, the west belongs to metal, the south belongs to fire, the north belongs to water, and the earth belongs to middle. The metal, wood, water, fire, earth represents the five directions of east, west, south, north and middle respectively."
"So, Dr. Yang, you are wrong. What Ping An just said about the second couplet is ten directions, not five directions plus five elements."
Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang with a burning gaze, smiled slightly, picked up the teacup and greeted Yang Guoliangyao.
Drink it all in one go.
Finally, I exaggeratedly praised, "Good tea"
Yang Guoliang, who was originally angry, suddenly collapsed on the ground after listening to Zhu Ping'an's theory of the Five Elements and Five Directions.
He knew the theory of the five elements and five directions
Yang Guoliang, who was slumped there, was like a young wife who had been ravaged by someone a hundred times, like a pool of mud.
The eyes that were originally like cockfighting were now unloving, and they changed their sights in a hurry and went to the ground.
"Well?!"
"So that's it, so it's really ten directional words."
After a few seconds of silence, the thank-you banquet buzzed.
Chapter completed!