After Yang Guoliang pointed out the fatal flaw in Zhu Pingan's couplet, he crossed his arms and looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile.
In his eyes, Zhu Pingan is just a grasshopper after autumn, with nothing to jump about.
At this time, everyone's eyes were all focused on Zhu Pingan, like a spotlight.
"It's not absurd or ridiculous."
Zhu Pingan, who was in the center of the teacher appreciation banquet, seemed to be fine, as if Yang Guoliang did not point out the problem but praised him. He glanced at everyone with a pair of dark eyes and smiled, and finally looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head with a smile,
Replied seriously.
ha?
As soon as Zhu Pingan said these words, everyone was stunned.
"hehe"
Yang Guoliang laughed angrily at Zhu Ping'an's answer.
"Isn't it ridiculous for you to use five locative words plus five five-element words to compare with my ten numerical words?" Yang Guoliang laughed angrily.
"Haha, Mr. Zhu can't afford to lose. You have five directions and five elements, which is obviously not the same as the ten numbers. Mr. Zhu is the number one scholar. He can't even understand such a simple rhythm.
?" Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an and laughed loudly, "Spring versus summer, autumn versus winter, evening drum versus morning bell. I also have a copy of "Children's Battle Formula". After today's banquet, I can give it to Lord Zhu to watch.
Watch and learn.”
"hehe"
There was a burst of laughter at the teacher appreciation banquet.
"Dr. Yang is wrong."
Amid a burst of laughter, Zhu Pingan said lightly.
Well?!
What?!
The teacher-appreciation banquet was filled with laughter.
then
The laughter got louder.
See you soon.
It was obvious that my answer was wrong, so I just didn't admit my mistake and blamed the other person for making the wrong question.
What, should I ask the question based on your answer?!
"Ahem, hehehe, it can still be like this. Well, well, hehehe, Mr. Zhu is right. Dr. Yang is wrong. Dr. Yang, how can your first couplet be ten numbers? It should be five numbers.
Is it right to use five other words to compete with Lord Zhu’s second line? Hahahaha Dr. Yang, why don’t you admit your mistake? Hahahaha”
Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan narrowly, laughing almost to tears, and followed Zhu Pingan in a mocking tone, "cooperating".
"Haha" Yang Guoliang looked at Ma Huating dumbfounded, "Mr. Ma, why are you following this nonsense?"
"Hahaha" Ma Huating smiled and cupped his hands. He couldn't stop laughing.
"Master Zhu, please stop joking."
Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, as if he was a kind and kind teacher facing a troublesome child.
"No."
Zhu Pingan shook his head, cupped his hands towards Yang Guoliang, and said seriously, "Master Yang was wrong. I did not use five locative words and five five-element word pairs in the second couplet, but ten locative words in the second couplet."
"
ha?
Damn it?
What did Zhu Ping'an say just now? He said that he did not use five locative words and five five-element word pairs in the second line, but instead used ten locative word pairs in the second line?!
Did I hear that right?!
Did I hear it wrong, or is Zhu Ping'an just confused?!
How dare you say such words?!
Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan, in broad daylight and in full view of everyone, you dare to tell lies with your eyes open. Your face must be thicker than the city wall!
You can’t be too arrogant!
After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the entire teacher-appreciation banquet was completely silent!
Everyone looked at Zhu Ping'an with their mouths open, as if they were looking at aliens.
"Ahem"
Yang Guoliang coughed violently, his face turned red with anger, and there were blue veins on his neck.
Shuzi!
You are so fucking shameless!!
If you had any dignity at all, you wouldn't say such shameless things as you just did.
"Do you think we are all deaf?"
After coughing, Yang Guoliang's face turned red and his neck became thick. He stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhu Ping'an, his fingers trembling with excitement.
"Tsk, tsk, in ancient times, the emperors of Zhao, Gao and Qin called deer into horses. I wish I could have seen the scene at that time. But, haha, fortunately, Mr. Zhu's actions today have allowed me to have a taste of what I wished for."
Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan with a mocking look on his face, and sarcastically said that Zhu Pingan was telling lies with his eyes open. He just said clearly that there were five locative words and five five-element words, but he insisted on saying that they were ten locative words. This
He was as shameless as Zhao Gao in ancient times when he told lies with his eyes open.
You just said that Dr. Yang was wrong. I thought it was because you did not admit your mistake and accused Dr. Yang of making a mistake in the first couplet.
This is shameless enough.
I didn't expect that you could be more shameless and accuse a deer of being a horse!
Ma Huating really felt that he underestimated Zhu Pingan's shamelessness.
"Master Zhu, none of us are deaf to your second line: 'Ping the Western Shu, secure the southern barbarians, resist the east and the north, the Chinese army's tents will change, and the water surface can be attacked with fire'. Isn't that right? I asked you at the beginning
It has been confirmed, and everyone can testify to this. 'East, West, South, North, Center' are five directional words, and 'metal, wood, water, fire, and earth' are five five-element words. How come there are ten directional words? Haha."
Yang Guoliang shook his head and laughed endlessly.
"We can't stop learning." Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head slightly, and consoled him seriously, "Although Dr. Yang is a doctor of the Five Classics, he can't stop learning."
ah?
Are you preaching to me?
You, a person who can't even pronounce a couplet, have the right to lecture me!
Ma Dan
So angry!
After Yang Guoliang listened to Zhu Pingan's consolation, he was so angry that he almost burst into smoke.
"When I have time in the future, Dr. Yang should study the Book of Changes." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly.
ha?
What did you say? Are you sick?!
Isn't your way of changing the topic too abrupt?!
At this time, Yang Guoliang was so angry that he really wanted to take off his shoes and throw them at Zhu Pingan's face to test the thickness of Zhu Pingan's face.
"Tai Chi generates two rituals, and the two rituals generate four images, metal, wood, water, and fire, and earth and the four images are combined. The five elements are mutually reinforcing and restraining each other, and there is an order to each other. There are also five directions. 'Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth' correspond to 'East, West, South, North, and Middle', and the five elements That is, the five directions. When the sun rises in the east, it is lifelike and similar to wood; in the south, it is hot and scorching, similar to fire; in the Central Plains, it is fertile and suitable for growth, similar to soil; when it sets in the west, it is shining with golden light, similar to gold; in the north, it is cold and icy. Biting, similar to water. So it is said: the east belongs to wood, the west belongs to metal, the south belongs to fire, the north belongs to water, and earth belongs to middle. Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth respectively represent the five directions of east, west, south, north, and center."
"So, Dr. Yang, you are wrong. The second line of Ping An just corresponds to ten directions, not five directions plus five five elements."
Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang with burning eyes, smiled slightly, picked up the tea cup and saluted Yang Guoliang.
Drink it all in one gulp.
At the end, he exaggeratedly praised, "Good tea"
Yang Guoliang, who was originally furious, suddenly collapsed on the ground after hearing Zhu Ping'an's talk about the Five Elements and Five Directions.
He certainly knows the theory of the Five Elements and Five Directions
Yang Guoliang sat slumped there, like a little daughter-in-law who had been ravaged a hundred times, like a puddle of mud.
The eyes that were originally like fighting cocks became lifeless at this moment. He shifted his gaze nervously and looked for a hole in the ground.
"Well?!"
"That's it, that's it. It's really ten locative words."
Chapter completed!