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Chapter 136 Are you back?

Freddy fell to death in the game "Who throws Freddy far away" with others. Finally, they stopped and continued to play with Freddy in the evening. At this time, Freddy was so miserable that he could not be more miserable.

Although he is invincible in the dream world, once he is brought into the real world, his abilities disappear. He is now the same as an ordinary person, which is also Freddy's biggest weakness.

At this time, he was dragged back to the living room. Freddy, who was covered in bruises, finally began to admit that they had returned. He finally admitted that all this had returned to reality. He only hoped that these guys could spare their lives.

When Qiji and the others asked why they entered Freddy's dream, Freddy did not give an answer, because Qiji and the others did suddenly appear in his dream... and it was not brought by Freddy himself, but more like... they came by themselves.

According to Death, after peeping at everyone's memories, it turned out that they had the last party the night before to celebrate leaving the place. All of them were drunk, including Russell, who secretly drank some people on his back, and ended up drinking a lot, which directly led to their memories of the day before they went to the dream.

The final outcome was that a group of people were all pulled by Qi Ji, who was drunk, to meet his "good friend", which means traveling to the damn Freddy's world.

After learning all this, everyone suddenly realized it and then looked at Qi Ji.

Qi Ji spread his hands: "Brothers, you know, people don't know anything after being drunk. If you don't want me to continue chasing you next time I fall asleep, stop your complaints and complaints, because Freddy is the opponent of all of us, right?"

When Freddy heard this, she felt like she had eaten three pounds of shit: "Wade! I will remember you forever!!"

"I will always remember your guy, after all, you are the first to talk to me so many chapters." Qi Ji said, "But do you know, I still have some words to give to you, Freddy, your face is like burnt calfskin."

"No, Wade, you and I are not in the same rank in adjectives," the weasel took off his glasses and said softly. At this time, the needles fell in the entire living room, and everyone was quietly waiting for the weasel to exert force.

"Your damn face is like... like a watermelon covered with feces. When you wash off those feces, you will find that your face has one more damn green cake that has not been pinched off.

Do you know what's next? When you cut the face of your damn pood, you will see the damn red watermelon pulp and black watermelon seeds. It's like a mutated version of the Seven Star Ladybug... There's a damn arthropod living in your mind..."

After saying this, the weasel received cheers from Qi Ji and Russell!

"Are I a brother! Damn Freddy, I will let my big ** penetrate your head and throw you into the damn soap bar!" Russell also began to shout.

Then Qi Ji continued, "Do you know, damn Fred, every damn chapter in this book will have bastards who will die. Although it is me, today it is you. You are like "The Lion King", like "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves", and "Hello Kitty", so don't care what the hell I said, because you won't understand at all!"

"I will use my 'baton' to suck your ass for my partners and soak you in banana water! Do you know what banana water is? It's the damn wash water!" Russell, like a rapper, began to yell.

"Oh, OK OK, Russell, if you continue, we will be 404, we will disappear forever, just like the wonderful Atlantis." Qi Ji quickly grabbed Russell, who was impulsively preparing to take off his pants.

"Did you know, damn sweet potatoes are plants that everyone doesn't like, just like potatoes and peanuts. You are now a damn close relative of them. If you say your damn sweet potatoes, then you must have been humiliated by sweet potatoes, yams and potatoes, otherwise... Otherwise, your face would not have become like this...

Of course, there are avocados, your face is like a damn meat-colored avocado. If Wade's face is a one avocado and another avocado, then your face is a damn group of rotten, vomiting avocados gather together to play weird play."

"Oh, thank you, Weasel, I feel much more comfortable listening to this, but if Thanos heard what you said, you might be a little unhappy." Qi Ji smiled and fucked the Weasel.

"Hey, no one thinks what I said is good, too?" Russell asked, holding up two fists.

Eddie shook his head helplessly: "This is something I will never learn."

The punishment nodded in approval: "Agree."

Ivan: "This is also a manifestation of talent."

Freddy's half-open mouth was almost unable to close her. He just watched the three of them show their eloquence in front of him.

"Enough! Fuck!" The red tank, who was burning in anger, couldn't stand the nonsense of these three guys at this time. He directly lifted the weasel with one hand and threw him aside, then smashed Freddy's body into pieces with a punch.

At this time, everyone was nervous, afraid that the dream would fall again. After all, after wandering around in the dream for so long, they still had some doubts about reality...

The whole room was silent for about five seconds. Five seconds later, everyone started to laugh at Russell's fart, and finally turned into a collective laugh!!

They finally came out!!! Finally, there is no need to circle around that damn reincarnation world! They are finally back!!

"Now my feeling is like," the weasel shed tears in surprise. "It feels like I've been wrapped in a damn unknown skin. Now the skin has finally been cut, I finally come out, I can finally see the sunshine!!!"

Death looked at the happy people and smiled faintly, then reached out and grabbed Qi Ji's hand and pulled him in front of him: "If you knew this was reality just now... would you still kiss me like that?"

Qi Ji stared at death for a while and kissed him again without hesitation.

At this time, everyone's cheers were even louder!

Even Ivan, who was not talking much on weekdays, began to cheer, and the corners of the Punisher and Red Tank's mouths also grinned up.

Although it is not very comfortable to have a night of hangover, the result is good enough. At least it will be interesting to recall the process in the middle at least.

...

According to their original plan, they will embark on a journey the day after tomorrow.

Before going to New York, they would travel around the world first, which was also a way for them to relax, so after cleaning the house, everyone started to pack their luggage, and they were about to say goodbye to this house that they had lived in for so long.

Ivan is now using the computer to contact Tony Stark to apologize. Eddie hurriedly ran upstairs to catch his column this week, while Russell was taking a taxi to go back to school and bid farewell to the school friends. After all, he was going to transfer to school.

As for Qiji? He flew with death and went to Ivan's small manor with love.

Before leaving, they did leave a deep impression on them, and it was mainly because of the damn Freddy.

"Is anyone going to have a big leba?" The red tank pulled out one from the refrigerator filled with big leba, broke it easily with one hand, and then started eating it with a crunch.

"No, thank you." The weasel who had changed into a black tights tried to squeeze his fists and then let go. He was feeling the power of the tights again.

The Punisher walked downstairs with a gravitational gun, and he glanced at the weasel with a cold expression: "You, go out to practice with me, I haven't challenged anyone else in a long time...at least it's gone after Jin Gong."

"Uh... are you going to kill me with that thing?" The weasel looked at the gravity gun carried on the Punisher's shoulder. "If I pressed it on me, I would feel that I was being humiliated..."

"Shut up." The Punisher threw the gravity gun on the sofa and then quickly walked out of the mansion: "You better come here quickly, otherwise I will break your neck tonight."

"Okay! Dear Frank, I feel like I was born to fight you today, right? The bizarre fate is bringing us guys together, like Wade and I."
Chapter completed!
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