Chapter 189 We came to the amusement park to smash the scene
Just as Russell was about to use his fire fist to kill the person who kidnapped him, he was hit hard on the head and fainted.
"Oh! Damn it, Eddie, you're so cruel!" It was Qi Ji's voice.
"We need to make sure he sleeps till dawn!" Eddie said.
"Go away quickly, the car we have made an appointment has arrived." Then the voice of the punisher.
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When Russell woke up, he was so confused that he couldn't open his eyes by a dazzling light. He raised his hand to block it, and then rubbed the back of his head, which was a little painful.
At this time, he slowly opened his eyes wide.
At this moment, he found himself sitting in the damn pirate ship... not a real pirate ship, but a pirate ship in the amusement park!
He reached out and moved the seat belt that bound his big belly, and tied it to death!
Just as Russell was about to untie the seat belt with a torch, Qi Ji, who was wearing a red uniform next to him put a hand on his shoulder, and then whispered in his ear: "Happy birthday, 15-year-old Russell."
Russell looked at Qi Ji with a look of surprise. At this time, the pirate ship began to sound music like stormy waves, and then the hull began to sway, with an amplitude getting bigger and bigger.
"Today, I am Captain Wade Wilson, and you, Russell, you will become my first mate!" Qi Ji said with one hand raised,
At this time, tourists from all over the world looked at this naive cica with strange eyes.
Before Russell could be moved, he was shaken by a pirate ship that was like a swaying sledgehammer. As soon as he got the pirate ship, he started vomiting with the trash can.
At this time, the others waiting next to him looked at Qiji and wore a stupid Santa hat and said, "I have said a long time ago that Russell would not like this violent movement."
"Thank you guys...don't!" Russell turned around and continued to vomit after he said halfway.
"It's good," Qi Ji said, "he can lose a lot of weight."
During the time Russell was resting, everyone sat on the bench surrounding a big tree. The terrifying height of the Red Tank attracted the attention of many passers-by.
"Guys... I thought you guys had forgotten today... I was thinking if you forgot my birthday, I would beat your ass with my fire fist... It seems no more." Russell took a glass of ice coke bought by the Punisher.
Today's punishment was rarely worn with casual clothes, with a hoodie on the upper body and a pair of wide jeans on the lower body. It was so strange no matter how you look at it.
"Does anyone want to play shooting?" Qi Ji raised his hand,
The punishment drank all the bottles of ice cola in one gulp: "I'll do it."
"My guys, I feel something is going to happen." said the weasel, then he pulled off his thick coat and revealed the black tights inside. "I also wore tights today to prevent sin."
"It's useless, we're here to play." Eddie patted the weasel's shoulder and followed Qi Ji and the others.
There is a variety of interactive shops under the Ferris wheel, such as strength testing machines, shooting games, shooting games, gift shops, and burger shops. There are many kinds of people here, and there are also the most people everywhere.
"It's here!"
Qi Ji sat down at the shooting stall where the previous group of tourists had just left, and the punishment man sat next to Qi Ji.
There were two imitation guns on the table in front of them. Qi Ji reached out and touched them, which was very close to the touch of the real gun.
In the stall, there were two hanging targets about six meters away from them.
At this time, the stall owner, a middle-aged man dragged a long tone in a very impatient tone and said, "Five dollars and ten steel bead bullets, there is a paper target on the rack over there. If 5 bullets can hit 10 rings, I can give you a lollipop.
If you can give you a small cake 7 times, if you get all 10 times, you can give you a beautiful gift package, which contains the park's memorial water cup, commemorative medal, park poster, video coupon, and membership certificate signed by the park director. In the future, you can enjoy a 9.5% discount when you come to the park."
"They two, each of them ten times." Ivan took out a ten dollars from his pocket and handed it to the stall owner.
After taking it, the stall owner walked to the side and sat down: "It's time to start."
"My man, are you going to slap a brim before you start?" As Qi Ji spoke, the Punisher tightly held the simulated rifle in his hand and pulled the trigger ten times in succession.
All ten bullets penetrated through the ten rings in the center of the paper target.
The stall owner widened his eyes and looked at the target in disbelief. He had never seen such awesome person in his ten years of opening a shop!
"Oh, yeah, cool!" Russell cheered after taking a sip of Coke.
"Next, Deadpool should show off his skills." Qi Ji rubbed his hands, then extended his hand to Ivan: "Give me a damn, loving high-five!"
"I'll do it!" Russell patted Qi Ji's hand vigorously.
"Okay, Deadpool will be on a cat next, otherwise you will all think I am sick!" Qi Ji picked up the imitation gun with a very similar touch to the real gun, and then aimed at the target eye at two points and one line.
At this time, passers-by also stopped, one or two of them started to hold their breath and wait for the next result.
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang..." Qi Ji fired ten shots in a row like the Punisher. The ten rings in the center of the target were penetrated into a circular hole the size of a steel column, and all ten bullets penetrated through the same point.
The stall owner looked at the two targets with only one hole and swallowed...
Then the onlookers burst into deafening cheers!!!
"It seems that Deadpool is still a spear yet." Qi Ji snapped his fingers coolly after saying that.
The stall owner reluctantly took out two oversized, red packaging and extremely exquisite gift boxes and handed them to them.
"I want to play, too!" Russell said.
"No, you can't play anymore." said the stall owner.
Russell frowned, then stuffed a hand into his pocket. The stall owner was so scared that he took a step back.
The next second, Russell pulled his hand out of his pocket and compared a middle finger to the stall owner.
Then they came to the strength test machine next door, which was a big red stick wrapped in a layer of sponge. If you punch him, he would show how much strength you were. A large group of muscle men were queuing here to fight.
When the Red Tank came here, a group of muscular men dodged away in disappointment and gave way to him, and then the Red Tank made a place for Russell to line him up.
Russell was a muscular man of 1.8 meters in front of him, and he was quite strong. He punched him out with a punch, and the force test was buzzing, and the staff were shocked!
The machine said ‘389 kilograms’!
"That's so awesome!" The crowd began to cheer.
At this time, the Red Tank lifted the muscular man who was only singular to show off with one hand and threw it aside.
At this time, Russell came up, and he clenched his fists under the gaze of countless people, and then punched the machine.
‘42 kg’
"Tsk~"
The crowd of onlookers began to cheer, and the red tank stomped his feet suddenly, and the ground was shaken.
At this time, everyone finally calmed down. He walked to the machine and clenched his fists. Then he gently touched the machine with his fists. The next second, the machine's value began to soar instantly, and it soared to '999 kilograms' in less than a second. Then the machine began to make a harsh sound of electric current, completely shutting down the black screen.
All the onlookers were doing the same action at this time - they opened their mouths and stood motionless.
Then the person in charge of the machine carefully brought up a big gift package and handed it to the Red Tank. After the Red Tank took it, he handed it to Russell.
After the stall owner changed to another machine, the weasel smiled at him, and then smashed the new machine into pieces with one punch.
Then the Weasel also got a beautiful gift package, but Ivan paid him 10,000 yuan.
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Then a few people ate a few burgers and started playing other entertainment facilities, such as Ferris wheels, scattered flowers, carousels, bumper cars, roller coasters,
An accident happened while playing the roller coaster. Qi Ji unlocked the safety belt because of his pride. He was thrown out from a height of more than 20 meters. Finally, he fell to the ground and smashed into a piece of meat pie.
Amid the crowd's screams, he raised a hand and gave a thumbs up: "I'm fine...I'm fine...but I may have broken a little bone, but I'll be well soon...you keep playing with you...Damn it, I seem to have some blood..."
At this time, a girl holding a child came over with paper and pen in her hand. She looked at Qi Ji in surprise: "You are Spider-Man! Can you sign me? Give me a name! Give me a child!"
"Of course, of course, I'm the best at signing." Qi Ji took the woman's pen with his only moveable hand, and then signed the "Deadpool" on the paper.
The woman frowned after seeing the name above.
"Yes, Spider-Man is Deadpool, and Deadpool is Spider-Man."
Chapter completed!