"Weasel, I just met a erect man who competed with me for sword skills, but I cut all their swords off!

He also said he was a ghost! Hahahaha, I was so laughing to death. He was no match for me at all." Qi Ji sat on the side of the road and made a phone call. There were three or four blood holes on his chest that were healing quickly, and the other right hand that was cut off was also recovering quickly.

At this time, the sky covered with clouds had already started to roar thunder, "But it's going to rain outside now, are you interested in coming out for a walk?"

"Wade... Wade is my beg you, I can do it if I don't laugh at you in the future... Please come back quickly and take me out. I can't stay in this house for a minute! I can't stay anymore!!!" The weasel on the other side of the phone said in a collapsed voice.

"What happened?"

"Wade, come and save me...ah!" The weasel hung up the phone after screaming.

Qi Ji looked at the phone for a while and was stunned: "It's time for Captain Deadpool to go out."

...

At this time, in the Weasels and their apartment, Vera, with a ferocious expression, punched the weasel and looked around for teeth. The weasel struggled to escape, but Vera grabbed her trouser legs and pulled them back.

Then, barefoot Vera kicked another step on the weasel's butt.

"I will smash your head today! Then remove your arms and hang them in the door!!!"

Vera's voice was extremely wild at this time. She had just raised her fist and was about to punch the weasel in the head. A hand with red gloves grabbed her small fist tightly.

"Although I don't want to interrupt your happy game time, I think the weasel is a little pitiful. Look, his teeth are all falling off." Qi Ji lowered his eyes and looked at the weasel crying on the ground. Who knows what he had just experienced.

"roll!"

Vera looked at Qi Ji angrily, then her other fist hit Qi Ji. Qi Ji suddenly tilted her head to the side and avoided the punch. Then Vera's foot suddenly kicked Qi Ji's crotch.

Qi Ji's backflip was dodged by Vera's attack: "Beauty, if you want to fight with a most famous mercenary, it's best to prepare for a small mark on your flawless thigh before the fight, because Deadpool will always leave something on others."

"Bastard..." Vera seemed even more annoyed. She flew towards Qi Ji, and her fist hit Qi Ji's forehead again. Qi Ji avoided it and punched Vera in the back of the head.

Vera rolled her eyes and fell forward, which was settled down.

"Huh, it's such a pleasant fight. I have to say that although she looks so thin, she is not thin at all." Qi Ji reached out and grabbed the weasel whose nose was bruised and his glasses were folded, and pulled him up.

Looking at the entire living room, it was messy and the sofa and coffee table were beaten to pieces.

"Wade... This woman is a madman! She is a complete madman! She wants to kill me!" The weasel looked at Vera who fainted. Under such a delicate face, a devil's heart was hidden.

"Tell Ivan... let this devil leave here... I'll say it now!" The weasel quickly took out his cell phone while speaking. At the same time, Qi Ji's cell phone rang. Qi Ji picked up the cell phone and saw that it was Ivan.

"Mr. Wade, I've set off for the Goblin world." said Ivan on the other end of the phone.

"Okay, but I want to ask something before that," Qi Ji looked at Vera who fainted, "Why did your pampering sister... just now chase the weasel like a murderer?"

After hearing this, Ivan was silent for a long time: "Did it start so soon?"

"Ivan! Ivan must let her go quickly! I can't stand it anymore! I'm going crazy!" The weasel snatched the phone from Qi Ji's hand and yelled. He sprayed the mixture of saliva and blood everywhere in his mouth. Qi Ji didn't want that phone at that moment.

"Mr. Weasel, please calm down... Vera's personality is divided," said Ivan. "This is not scary. What's scary is that she has learned fighting. None of the ordinary fighters in terms of strength are her opponents. When the personality splits and develops a second personality, she will be stronger and her personality will be more irritable."

"So... how can we not let her become a second personality?" Qi Ji asked.

"Don't let her have any negative emotions... No negative emotions are OK. When I was in Russia before, I didn't have the ability I am now, so I almost got beaten to death by him because I refused her love expression... And she usually has a second personality for a short time, just in the few minutes or even ten minutes of negative emotions."

"So... Little Weasel, what did you do just now that Villa was stimulated?" Qi Ji asked.

"I...I just...I didn't know she was taking a shower in the bathroom, so I went in... I happened to see..." The weasel said stumbled.

"You're not in vain for these punches," Qi Ji patted the weasel's shoulder, "I understand, I'm all the way smoothly."

"Thank you, Mr. Wade."

Qi Ji hung up the phone and looked at the sleeping beauty lying on the ground: "Weasel, look at her perfect side face and her pink fist...

If you don't want to pound your chest with your little fist when she wakes up, hug her to her room to rest and pretend nothing has happened."

"I..." The weasel looked at Vera's beautiful face and swallowed...

"I'm leaving. I'm going to go to TV to see if there is any reality show I've participated in today, hey!" Qi Ji left, leaving behind the weasel and Vera who fainted in the huge living room.

The weasel swallowed, then slowly squatted down. He hugged Vera's waist with one hand and put Vera's legs with the other. Just as he was about to stand up with force, Vera opened his eyes.

The two looked at each other for about two seconds, and a few drops of sweat had emerged from the weasel's forehead: "I said... I said you suddenly fainted just now. I want to carry you to your room to sleep... Do you believe it?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Qi Ji in the apartment next door heard the weasel screams.

"Red Tank, man, why are you here too?" When Qi Ji entered the house, he saw the big red tank sitting on the sofa that was almost crushed and watching TV.

When he saw Qi Ji coming in, he glanced at Qi Ji: "The weasel is making a fool."

"Oh, you did a good job." Qi Ji sat next to the red tank, "After all, weasels are recognized as the cheapest among our small group."

The red tank slowly tilted its head and looked at Qi Ji, and looked at it for a long time...

...

The Punisher, who had been tired for a day, opened the door in his work clothes, and the living room that was full of torn furniture. Vera, wearing trousers, sat in the corner of the room pouting, constantly playing with her fingers, and did not dare to look at the Punisher.

The Punisher took a deep breath and suppressed his anger: "Weasel!!!"

"Bang..."

At this time, a hand stretched out from a room and grabbed the edge of the door, then a swollen head stretched out, roaring in a hoarse voice: "Call...Call...Aid...Aid...Aid...Aid...Aid..."

The next second the pig's head fell to the ground and there was no movement.

The Punisher looked at Vera in the corner. Vera looked at him pitifully, and then the Punisher looked at the half-dead weasel and sighed,

Then he threw down his things and walked towards the weasel. After a brief examination of the weasel's injuries, he walked to his room and quickly took out all kinds of medicines.

The former punishment always walked between life and death. Injury was common for him. He could make ointments with simple ingredients that were effective. He helped the half-dead weasel into his room. Then with the help of Vera, they began to apply medicine to the weasel.

"Fortunately there was no fracture," the punishment man touched the weasel's limbs, "but there was a misalignment."

While speaking, the punishment man grabbed the weasel's right hand and exerted force suddenly. With a "click" sound, the weasel's scream came.

"Have you learned Jiu Jitsu?" The punisher can tell from the wounds on the weasel's body that Vera uses.

Vera stroked the bangs on her forehead to the back of her ear and nodded slightly: "I... I have learned judo Sanda for ten years, and Taekwondo Muay Thai..."

The Punisher nodded: "This bastard is very life."

Vera lowered her head timidly: "I'm sorry... Uncle Frank, I didn't mean it..."

"You did what I always wanted to do," the Punisher patted the ointment on his hand, "It was done well."

Vera:???
Chapter completed!