Chapter 21 The Human Removal Plan
Tony Stark is very trustworthy.
Early the next morning, a drone-sized car was sent here to collect evidence.
Stark needs personal and physical evidence. In addition to the photos and recordings on Eddie's hand, the two killers also need to be brought over.
When Qi Ji threw the two killers into the drone's cabin, two robotic arms clamped with two needles and stuck them around the necks.
That is anesthetic, one is to prevent the two killers from escaping, two is to prevent the two killers from destroying the plane, and three is to prevent the two killers from committing suicide.
"Wow, familiar, offensive feeling." Qi Ji blocked his and Ivan's eyes with his hands, and Eddie was puzzled by Qi Ji's behavior.
After the drone took off, Qi Ji, Ivan and Eddie stood in Ivan's small manor and looked up at the drone gradually moving away in the air until the drone turned into a black dot that was invisible to the naked eye in the distance.
"I can't go back to work at the Global Daily until this matter is resolved," Eddie said. "Or I'll kill them, I mean my friends."
"Woo! That's easy!" Qi Ji clapped his hands vigorously, "So, will anyone want to go shopping with me next? It's considered a team building that promotes the relationship between our new Agent X team!"
"Shopping?" Ivan and Eddie shouted the word in unison. The former face was as dull as ever, while the latter looked in disbelief.
"Yes, yes, do you remember I destroyed the black factory two days ago? I am now a damn rich man..."
...
Qi Ji walked casually in a new red uniform in the spacious shopping mall corridor. In his arms, he was filled with a bunch of cute pink plush toys, most of which were unicorns.
His tall figure and terrifying outfit form a sharp contrast with the little cuties in his arms.
In fact, Qiji himself doesn't like these things, but since he became Wade, he has irresistibly fallen in love with these things.
I have never had time to buy these things because of various things before. I finally had the opportunity to miss it.
"Hey, you two, do you think this unicorn is a little cuter or this pink Pikachu be a little cuter? Oh, sorry, Pikachu seems to have been dyed by my clothes. Ivan Driver, where is this dress customized? It actually faded?" Qi Ji held the lightning-shaped tail of the pink Pikachu for a while.
Eddie, who followed Qi Ji, complained. He and Ivan each held a lot of plush toys and a bunch of beautiful small skirts in their arms.
"Hey! You are two big men who stand tall! Can't you just walk with me? You are the ones who want to become the super powerless universe-destroying warrior of the X Special Forces. Isn't this possible?"
After Qi Ji finished speaking, he threw the pink Pikachu to Eddie. Eddie hurriedly went to pick it up, but the toy doll in his arms spilled all over the floor. This scene attracted the attention of pedestrians around him.
Eddie embarrassedly picked up the toys on the ground and hurriedly followed Ivan and Qiji's footsteps: "Mr. Deadpool, although I have joined your new Agent X... can I do something that is conducive to our development? For example, you take on a few hire tasks, and then we will destroy a few evil villains to exercise and tacit understanding..."
"Destroy a few evil villains?" Qi Ji stopped, then he turned his face and lifted his mask, showing a gloomy smile: "It is better to let go of your hands and do a good job..."
"?" Eddie suddenly felt a palpitation...what is he...what is he going to do?
"Before you go and have a delicious Chinese meal, I love Chinese food so much."
...
It was already past seven o'clock when I returned to Ivan's mansion, and the sky was dyed with dark pigments.
Eddie collapsed on the sofa when he came back, while Ivan worked hard to help the two of them pour hot boiling water. This was what Qi Ji taught him.
Boiled water can cure all diseases, relieve fatigue, dilute blood, reduce blood viscosity, and restore singleness.
"No need to deal with Ivan Driver," said Qi Ji. Qi Ji didn't know when he put a JK skirt on his uniform.
"Gentlemen and ladies, since you have said it sincerely, I will tell you with mercy that there is a place where there is a whole night of killing every year. Let us go there to have a good time to have fun tonight!"
"Is there such a place?" Eddie tilted his head curiously and looked at Qi Ji, "But I... I have principles, and I don't kill innocent people indiscriminately."
"Don't worry, those who can walk on the street with weapons are not good people. You can also call them...super villains." After Qi Ji finished speaking, he grabbed Eddie's hand, "Are you ready, bunny, we'll go in three seconds."
"Mr. Wade... am I going too? Didn't you say I'm doing logistics?" Ivan asked.
"This is a team building," Qi Ji rubbed Ivan's face, "All three of us are going."
"All right."
"But Mr. Deadpool, the place you mentioned... do we need to take a taxi? And do we have to go after a day of hard work?" Eddie asked.
"You may not believe it when you say it. I have the power of the five great gods of Creation. I can take you there at any time." Qi Ji said.
"Ah, Mr. Deadpool, do you believe this?"
"Shut up your mouth, cute little venom! I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I didn't expect that what I got was ridicule and alienation. I stopped pretending, I'm a showdown, I'm the messenger of death, come on, let's count down together, I'll come first, 3!" Qi Ji said.
"Mr. Deadpool, you're not messing with us, are you?" Eddie was still worried. His brief relationship made him feel that Qi Ji was really unreliable.
"Baga! You have to believe me! Our love needs to be based on trust!"
"Oh well……"
"Then I'm here! 3!"
"2!!" Eddie and Ivan shouted.
"No, no, no, you two count each one, don't count together."
"Okay, sorry."
"Then I'm here! 3!"
“…”
"Why are you two silent?"
"I thought Mr. Eddie would shout first."
"I thought Ivan, you would shout... Well, this time I will shout 2, Mr. Deadpool, you shout 3, Ivan, you shout 1."
"So, last time, two little cuties...3!"
“2!”
“1!”
“…”
"Why nothing happened, Mr. Wade?"
"Oh, sorry, I fell asleep just now, let's do it again, 3!"
“2!”
“1!”
...
Eddie and Ivan subconsciously closed their eyes. Their imagination might be a sensation of dizziness or a violent bump, but nothing happened.
Eddie now began to pray that he would not see Qi Ji's sarcastic expression after opening his eyes, and prayed that he and Ivan were still standing in the living room stupidly.
He slowly opened his eyes, and a faint fragrance of flowers began to spread in the air.
Gradually, the purity in his ears was replaced by a loud sound of cars and people. He looked at the sidewalk under his feet in disbelief. It was already dusk just now, so why is it still so bright here?
He turned around and looked at the sides of the street. Many pedestrians were carrying things in big bags, hurrying and rushing. The traffic on the street was also rushing. I was afraid that anyone who crossed the road would be knocked away without eyes.
There is a flower shop next to the sidewalk, and the fragrance of flowers Eddie had just smelled floated out from there.
At the door of the flower shop, a plump girl in a short skirt was tidying up the bright flowers at the door. When he saw Eddie and the other two, he greeted them with a smile.
"Wow..." Eddie couldn't believe that all this was really happening in front of his eyes, "Do you believe that this is true?"
"Don't call me parasite, my name is Venom."
"Do you want to have a drink? It's still a while before 7 o'clock in the evening." Qi Ji said, walking across the road, where there was a girl's signature bar.
As soon as he walked onto the road, a car that had not had time to brake hit him with a "bang".
Then Qi Zhi, wearing a small skirt, flew into the sky like a puppet, drew a blood-red arc in the sky and fell heavily to the ground.
"Shit bro!" The driver in the car walked out of the car in horror and looked at Qizhi, whose bones were hit in the distance and stabbed out of the joints.
"It's okay, I'm fine, I'm fine, I just, you know, it takes a few seconds to slow down." Qi Ji, who was lying on the ground, said,
Because Qi Ji was hit, the traffic behind stopped one after another, and heads poked out and looked at the place curiously, and many people's screams came one after another.
"Sorry, I've caused you trouble." Ivan said respectfully to the car owner, then quickly ran to Qi Ji's side and hugged him in his arms, and quickly walked towards the bar across the road.
"Oh, you are really my good Ivan." Qi Ji said as he looked at Ivan's handsome jaw corner.
Eddie was stunned at this moment...
It may take some time to integrate into them yourself.
...
“Three-bit dark beer.”
The owner of the bar-shaped bar with a stubble face placed three large glasses of beer in front of the three of them, and he deliberately took a look at Qiji.
At this time, Qi Ji was stuffing his thigh bone back into his flesh... No, this was not the most attractive, but the little skirt on his waist.
"Do you know, here, huh, it hurts," Qi Jikkapi stuffed the thigh bone that pierced the flesh back. "Every year starting at 7 o'clock in the evening, there will be a nationwide massacre. Hey, a guy with an eagle-mouthed on his face, which city is this?"
The owner of the Eagle Nose Bar looked at Qi Ji and frowned: "Atlanta."
"Very good, Atlanta, a beautiful seaside city." Qi Ji said.
"That... Mr. Wade, Atlanta is not by the sea." Ivan pushed Qiji gently.
"Oh, sorry, but in my heart he is a city by the sea."
The boss gave Qi Ji a blank look and went to wash the cups.
"Mr. Deadpool, are you talking about it true? Every night at 7 o'clock? Why have I never heard of this strange custom?" Eddie approached Qi Ji's side and asked quietly.
"Of course, see which one of the things I told you to lie to you?" Qi Ji said, picking up the wine glass and touching Eddie and Ivan, "Do this glass of wine! Whoever drinks the slowest is stupid!"
"Gulugulu"
"Mr. Wade, you are cheating!" Ivan hurriedly lifted his glass and started pouring it into his mouth.
Eddie opened his mouth slightly and looked at the two of them: "Yes, it may take quite a while for me to integrate into them."
Chapter completed!