Chapter 221 JK high school student Bilumei
"If you can calm down, you won't be so anxious." Qi Ji slapped a hand on the head of Hero Suzuki, then he snatched the pistol from Hero Suzuki's hand and shot him behind without looking back.
Behind them, the head of a fat zombie instantly looked like a red flower blooming in early spring.
The gun made the already chaotic neighborhood even more chaotic, and the zombies looked at the place where the gunshots were heard, and the crowd was frightened by the sudden sound of gunfire.
"This will be your first step in growth, heroes, some dirty things want to kill you. If you don't kill them, they will kill you," Qi Ji threw the pistol to Suzuki Hero, who almost failed to catch the pistol.
Then Qi Ji pulled out the two swords behind him, "Do you know how Deadpool fucks the zombies? Next is the Deadpool's signature moment. No, today is the Deadpool and the Heroes of Suzuki: Chasing the zombies!"
"Mr. Deadpool...you must be careful!"
"I can't die." Qi Ji said that, with a knife, she slid across the tip of the Suzuki Hero's nose. The wind brought by the tip of the knife even rolled up a few curly bangs on the front of the Suzuki Hero's forehead.
The samurai sword that Qi Ji stabbed was standing in front of the terrified Suzuki hero, and stabbed a big hole in the head of the zombie that almost pounced on Suzuki hero.
At this time, more zombies began to surround them, and they still like to talk so much. They must make a few sentences before eating people.
A zombie in a suit and ties carrying a handbag kept muttering, "I have to pay the mortgage, car loan, I have a three-month-old daughter." When he came to Qi Ji's face, Qi Ji cut off his head with one knife:
"Good guy, tell you the unfortunate news, that you were killed by Deadpool; at the same time, tell you the good news, that you will never be bothered by the damn mortgage and the car loan again, because you are dead, although I don't want to admit it, you are such a great zombie, greater than the Korean zombie."
"Ahhhh!"
Another aunt zombie pounced on the Suzuki Hero. He was nervous and accidentally knocked the trigger. The next second Qi Ji found that there was an extra bullet hole in his stomach. He reached out and clewed it into the bullet hole, digging it out.
"Hero, why do you want to cum me? Damn it, it will leave me scars."
"Bang!"
The second time the hero Suzuki's hand trembled, it directly made the old lady's zombie's head bloom.
"Hey, Suzuki Hero, if you have the chance, I want to change my name, Qi Yingxiong, but compared to Qi Ji, I think Qi Yingxiong is a little better. What do you think?" Qi Ji said as he threw his swords into the air, then grabbed Suzuki Hero's back collar with one hand, and the next moment, two samurai swords were inserted into the scabbard: "Do you want to see the beautiful girl who will be with you in the future? Since I have appeared, her next duty is to be a complete girl."
"Um?"
In the original plot, Hiromi was bitten by a little baby zombie, but the little baby zombie's teeth have not yet grown, which has led to Hiromi becoming a half-human and half-zombie existence, protecting the Suzuki hero all the way there.
But since Qi Ji has come here, it will be a drag on Lu Mei's reincarnation to become a half-human and half-zombie.
Before Hero Suzuki could react, he appeared with Qi Ji at the entrance of a middle school several kilometers away. One uncontrolled vehicle after another rushed into the crowd of people fleeing on the side of the road. The order of the past has long ceased to exist.
Qi Ji was already numb in this kind of scene. If it weren't for the sake of relaxation, Qi Ji really wanted to find a more powerful bastard to fight.
The zombies were walking in the middle of the road with one or two murmurs. There was even a zombie whose legs were broken by a car, crawling hard on the ground, constantly reaching out to the people who were fleeing. Its spirit moved the zombies around, so the zombies around ran faster.
"Here you." Qi Ji pointed to the students who were running out of high school. Half of them had turned into zombies. Many people were thrown to the ground and bitten before they could rush out of the school. A few students who escaped from the school also scattered and fled their lives after seeing this scene on the street.
Among them, Qi Ji saw a cute girl with a long straight black school uniform. She looked only sixteen or seventeen years old. At this moment, she was standing in the crowd with her schoolbag at a loss. At this time, a zombie woman holding a baby suddenly rushed towards the girl.
At that moment, the baby in the woman's arms rushed out abnormally. Just as he was about to bite the girl, Qi Ji kicked the baby away, and then cut off the zombie woman's head with a backhand: "Damn it, I just want to say sorry to the baby just now. After all, it's not your fault to become a zombie... And this great zombie mother, damn it, I'm crying."
The rescued girl looked at the strange man in red in front of her in panic.
As a human being's life-saving instinct, she would retreat in fear. At this time, the hero Suzuki hurried over. He saw the girl, a strange color flashed in his eyes, and then looked at Qi Ji,
The overwhelming zombies began to run from a distance. Qi Ji didn't care what the girl would think. He directly inserted the knife back into the scabbard and grabbed the girl with one hand, grabbed the cuff of the Suzuki hero with the other hand, and disappeared a second before the large number of zombies arrived.
Then the three of them appeared in a taxi that was walking quickly on the highway.
The driver was a young man. He looked at the three people who suddenly appeared in the back seat and vomited blood without being scared.
"I know that it will make you feel strange when you suddenly have a few more people, but when you get used to it, you will feel that nothing is left. You can still brag about your friends because Deadpool got into your car, I mean I got into your car,
Man, do you mind we disappearing again? Because it would be too boring to just escape like this. Let's have a damn zombie game! Wuhu!"
After saying that, Qiji and the girl and the hero Suzuki disappeared again. This time the three of them came to a quiet alley in Tokyo.
The two consecutive space travels made both the hero and the girl feel a little uncomfortable. The girl held a wall and gasped for a few breaths and asked, "Who are you... who are you?
Qi Ji couldn't understand, so he looked at the Suzuki Hero.
Hero Suzuki patted his chest to stabilize himself and repeated what the girl had just said.
"I am Deadpool, this is my good friend, Hero Suzuki. We are here to protect you." Qi Ji smiled and stretched out a hand to the girl.
The girl stroked her hair behind her ears and looked at the Suzuki Hero curiously.
"Mr. Deadpool said, we are here to protect you, Mr. Deadpool is a superhero..."
"Protect me? Why do you protect me? Just now...what was going on?" The girl was referring to the two teleportations just now.
"You have already lost when you ask why. Sometimes it's easier to know so much. After all, I know too much." Qi Ji simply grabbed the girl's hand and held it, "Hero, this little girl's name is Bilumei, and she will be your new girlfriend in the future."
Hero Suzuki's brows moved: "Mr. Deadpool... Stop joking... She is just a high school student."
"Are you rich? I still lack money..." At this time, a zombie wearing big shorts and big slippers limped over from one end of the alley.
"Hero, are you going to try to kill that idiot?"
"I...I can try." Hero Suzuki swallowed his saliva and raised his pistol, closed one eye and aimed at the zombie.
"Are you rich?... I'm still short of money... I'm short of money..." The zombie limped at first, and after walking a few steps, it suddenly ran away. It took less than three or four seconds to run over!
"Hero, I feel like you're about to leave." Qi Ji finished speaking and pulled the trigger.
The zombie's head exploded instantly. His body ran forward a few steps due to inertia, and finally fell at the feet of the Suzuki Hero.
Bilu Mei covered her mouth and looked at the dead zombies. At this time, Qi Ji looked at Bilu Mei: "Little sister, there are many things in the world that make you sicker than this. You would never imagine that it is like a little fat man in our family once stuffed a lot of things into his **."
The Suzuki Hero looked at Qiji in surprise.
"What's wrong? He still calls that thing the 'prison wallet'."
At this time, Russell, who was going to the bathroom at the Avengers headquarters, was about to wipe his butt, suddenly sneeze: "MJ must be thinking about me... If I told her that I was a superhero, would she be with me? Will she be Spider-Man?"
Chapter completed!