Two hundred and thirty-one chapters Peter: roar
"Don't point him, man," the weasel looked at the man and hurriedly suppressed Qi Ji's hand. "That guy is a tough guy from Gotham City next door. I heard it's difficult to deal with. I don't want to cause trouble... After all, my bar has just developed, you know, I still need to pay back Ivan's money, I borrowed him more than one million."
"Okay." Qi Ji moved his eyes away from the man, and the beer foaming in front of him was already placed in front of him.
"What are your plans recently? You have been idle at home for more than a month. It's time to do something? I'm just a little bit of work here, do you have to think about it? I just picked up my old business recently.
You know, I have the relationship with California. I also established a relationship with New York some time ago. I will be the legendary mercenary middleman from now on, just like... like the damn cockroach in the middle of a double-layer beef burger in a restaurant, living tenaciously."
"This is a good description, but how much can I pay?"
"The most...100,000 US dollars."
"Don't answer."
"The destination is Las Vegas, and the other party promised to bear the full cost of your three-day trip to Las Vegas if it is done, but it does not include the consumption in the casino."
"Is I so easy to compromise? Tell me the other party's phone number and I want to call him to discuss with my newly purchased iPhone13promax."
"Wade... are you advertising? Just like the damn vivo phone implanted into the Avengers?"
"No, weasel, I'm not advertising."
"No, you're here."
"No, I'm not here."
"No, you are here, you are like a damn duck who has been killed but still has a hard mouth."
"Weasel, say one more word, I will blow your head into a big hole. You know, my gun will always help me kill others without control, and my knife."
"Okay, but your iPhone13promax is really good. Did you buy it from ebay?"
"Oh, thank you, thank you for your sincere praise."
...
Later in Queens, in front of the door of Peter Parker's apartment, Ned in a wide shirt stood in front of the door with a ball toy made of Lego and rang the doorbell.
Russell was holding a pen that he thought could emit infrared rays that he thought was ‘super cool’, which Ivan gave to him.
Soon after, the beautiful Aunt Mei opened the door. She was surprised when she saw Ned and Russell: "Ned! Russell! Long time no see!"
"Aunt May, let's find Peter!" Ned said with a smile. Russell always felt that Ned smiled a little mean.
"It's a coincidence that Peter hasn't come back yet. Why don't you do this? Come in first. How about I help you bake some of Peter's favorite cookies?"
"Okay!" Ned and Russell said in unison.
Then the two walked into Peter's messy bedroom, and Ned held the spherical object in his hand that he had pieced together with Lego: "Peter will definitely be shocked by what I have in my hand. Yes, I just used it for one afternoon to piece it out, and my sister was shocked."
"No, Ned, I think Peter would like this pen more," Russell raised the pen in his hand. "This is what Ivan gave to me. Do you know Ivan? It is the personal secretary of Tony Stark, chairman of Stark. The infrared rays of this pen can penetrate all substances. This is made by Tony Stark with Mr. Ivan's blood. I like to call him a superpower pen."
"What a good name, but Russell, you know that Peter and Mr. Tony have a better relationship than you think."
"What? Didn't he just go to Stark Industrial for an internship?"
"Hmph," Ned narrowed his eyes as if he was mysterious, "there must be some kind of strange deal between them."
"I love you so much, damn conspiracy." Russell said and waved his fat fists twice. "I will hold Peter's legs in a while, you grab Peter's hand, and we can force him to ask him!"
"Before that, I'll let him look at my cool Lego toys. My sister was shocked when I made this thing. You would never think of her reaction." Ned said.
"Ned, when you said you had something super cool, I thought you had hacked another website."
"No, I have given up that boring thing. I went dark on a biology research website yesterday. The director of this research institute is our biology teacher An, tsk~"
"He's a terrible person..." Russell shivered all over when he thought of the man.
At this time, Peter, wearing Spider-Man tights, crawled in from the ceiling bit by bit, then jumped off the ceiling to himself, standing in the middle of the room, facing his back to Ned and Russell, began to talk to himself:
"What's going to happen, something is going to happen...I'm going to get into trouble, I'm going to get into trouble again. If I didn't go to save people at that time, I might be able to catch those criminals...Happy would definitely be angry, and Mr. Stark would definitely be disappointed with me...I messed up..."
"Bang..."
At this time, the sound of something breaking came from behind Peter. Peter took off his mask and slowly turned around.
Two fat men Ned and Russell sat on the bed, looking at him with their mouths open. The Lego ball in Ned's hand and the superpower pen in Russell's hand were as shocked as they were.
...
"Yes, I'm Deadpool."
Qi Ji sat on the top floor of Stark Building, swaying his legs and making a phone call. It's dark now, it's very high and the wind is very strong.
"That's right, I'm the number one mercenary in the world, the one with double swords, no, I'm not Spider-Man, nor Slade's cousin,
Although I haven't read the ranking list for a long time, I can kill all the ones that were photographed in front of me. If you don't believe me, then our cooperation can be terminated. Do you know what will happen after the termination? I will kill you now. Do you know Deadpool will teleport, right?"
"Very good, that's right. Who is the opponent I need to face? A crazy man with great strength? Very good. It seems that you don't know Deadpool's past record. A crazy man with great strength killed one when I was still tied to the bed.
So, you just need to prepare those stacks of fragrant bills, and I will help you kill them, and then I will go to Las Vegas to experience a five-star hotel... Oh, of course, you can directly transfer the money to my card. I just described you, you damn idiot."
After hanging up the phone, Qi Ji stuffed his phone into his tactical pocket, then he looked up at the dazzling galaxy in the sky: "Deadpool is going to start a big kill again, where is the library?" (The second half of the sentence is in Spanish, Qi Ji thought it was a ruthless saying)
Then he jumped down, and then he fell heavily on a large platform three meters below.
"Oh...I'm fine, I mean it's true...I just broke my damn hair... No, I don't have hair! Sure enough, the old man said not to climb high and low, the family always do it for our own good, right?" After that, Qi Ji rubbed his head and stood up, then jumped towards the ground again.
At this time, in the window of the platform where Qiji had just fallen, it was Tony's office.
He happened to be standing by the window holding coffee and enjoying the scene in New York, but he saw what had just happened.
"Analyze Wade Wilson's IQ on Friday," Tony said.
"Analysis... Wade Wilson's IQ was 115 at the age of 18, and his IQ after becoming a mercenary was 116. His IQ has not been measured recently. His brain waves are too exaggerated and do not conform to the radio waves of the human brain."
Tony took a sip of coffee, "I knew, who would abuse himself at 10:30 pm... On Friday, please contact Dr. Dick. I needed him to do a psychological test on Ivan. I don't want my assistant to be a lunatic."
"Okay." onclick="hui"
Chapter completed!