"Run? Do I need to run? And I am born with an invincible attraction. When I take off my cover, everyone can be attracted by my damn appearance. At the worst, it can attract the attention of you alien idiots. Look, you are all staring at me now, you SpongeBob SquarePants who bully the less, I am talking about you, Patrick!"

Qi Ji, who had no limbs, looked at the black dwarf star, one of the five obsidian generals next to him. After hearing this, the black dwarf raised his eyebrows, his face full of doubts, "When my hands and feet grow out, I can beat you so much that you don't even know your mother!"

"Can I cut this guy's mouth open? Then I'll cut his tongue into eighteen." The spear held by General Death Blade was trembling.

"It's too early to let him go, kill him now, he's dead now, everything I do is meaningless." After Thanos said that, Ebony Throat and Superstar retreated from their superpowers, and Qi Ji's body fell straight to the ground.

"Ao! Is it really good for you to take care of a disabled person like this?! I can already think of how your parents lived with you in their later years!

I've decided that after killing you, I'll take Elizabeth Olson and Roe Bettany (the actors of Scarlet Witch and Vision) to Hengdian for a movie! But before that, I'll make you into damn couple lung slices... Oh, no, it's an alien meat pie! Then post it on Twitter and ins!"

When Qi Ji was yelling, his limbs had grown apart. He struggled to stand up but couldn't do it. At this time, his hands and feet were as short as babies.

"Master Thanos, it's time for us to leave. Our people have ignited the core of this planet. Soon this planet will turn into ruins in the universe like Sandal." At this time, a zitaris fell from the sky and knelt behind Thanos. He was theother, the leader of the zitaris.

The Zitarri people look more like humans, but their appearance is a bit hard to describe, a bit like the aliens in the movie "The Ninth District".

Thanos looked down at Qizhi, who was still growing limbs: "Let's go."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

"That's it?! Thanos, don't run away! Ahha! You must be afraid that after I grow up, I will stuff my two knives into your purple breast hair! Bad ball! When I kill you, I will throw you on the side of the Fifth Avenue, because the homeless man will eat you!"

As Qi Ji shouted, Thanos and his five Obsidians were taken away by a white beam of light shot from the sky. At this time, only the poor Qi Ji was left among the ruins of the planet.

"This must be the most failed..." Qi Ji said while he felt the ground lying on his back getting hotter, "I think I should leave. This is the first time I have encountered such a damn planet explosion... Oh, who can refuse to be killed by the explosion planet?"

...

"Dingdong"

The doorbell of the apartment was ringing. At this time, it was already 7:10 in the evening in New York. The sky was pink by the sunset. Many pedestrians stopped by the roadside to photograph the sky landscape.

What they didn't know was that thousands of light years away, a planetary civilization that had survived for thousands of years had completely turned into dust in the universe.

Russell, who heard the doorbell, took his eyes off the TV, then got up and opened the door.

After opening the door, I saw a few pieces of broken flesh hanging all over his body. Even so, he still held his two invincible samurai swords in his arms, which were the most valuable things on him.

"Don't look at me like that, Russell, I was just blown up by the explosion just now... Fortunately, I ran early, otherwise I might not even have a scum left." After Qi Ji said that, the two bones on his legs were overwhelmed by Sanjia, and his body fell straight to the ground, with his head facing down.

"Hey, who can help me up? I feel like there is darkness in front of my eyes now, just as my future is dark too!"

"Damn! What's wrong with you, partner!" Russell wanted to help Qi Ji, but he was so cautious when he saw Qi Ji's body covered in white bones and meat residue.

At this time Eddie, who was eating pudding in the inner room, walked out: "What happened... puff!"

Eddie, who had eaten very deliciously just now, saw Qi Ji and sprayed out all the pudding in his mouth.

With the help of Eddie and Russell, Qi Ji sat on the sofa, his blood dyed red: "Guys, I was bombed on a planet thousands of light years away just now, you absolutely can't imagine who did it."

"Thousands of light years! Wow! So cool! What's that like there?"

"I met the big villain in the science fiction movie: the big purple chin, and a few of his producers, but they ran away before they even started fighting." Qi Ji said.

"What?" Eddie clenched his ears and thought he had heard it wrong.

"That's right, I just saw Thanos."

After hearing this, Eddie threw the pudding in his hand into the trash can and asked seriously: "How are you...what have you said?"

"He has found the first damn gem!!"

"Then he is going to find Thor next, is he going to the Asgard divine realm?"

"That's right! Does anyone want to go find Thor with Deadpool!" Qi Ji shouted.

Eddie looked up and down at Qiji's skin and flesh that had not yet grown: "We need a team, but only a few of us will definitely not be able to do it."

"Call Xiao Ivan now! My damn key and phone were destroyed in the explosion... Oh, no, my phone seemed to be thrown away by me...I forgot..."

Avengers Base in upstate New York.

When I was listening to Tony and Steven and the others talking about this in the combat conference room, my phone suddenly rang: "Hey, Mr. Eddie?"

When he heard Eddie's words, his expression suddenly became serious. After hanging up the phone, he looked at Tony Steven: "Thanos has already obtained the first gem. Mr. Tony, I think our current movement speed needs to be accelerated."

...

Asgard, a huge spacecraft carrying countless Asgard refugees are slowly taking off from the Rainbow Bridge. At this time, the spacecraft will fly to the earth in the atrium, and they are about to escape from Asgard.

Asgard, who was originally prosperous and prosperous, was destroyed by the appearance of Thor's sister, the goddess of death,

At this time, on a rainbow bridge spanning the wide water surface, the goddess of death, Hela, who was emitting a faint green smoke on her body, led her army of skeletons to confront Thor, Loki, and Valkyrie.

Thor, who had not seen for a long time, lost his right eye at this time. The blood red around his eye sockets had already dried up, and his once flowing long hair no longer existed, and turned into a slender short hair.

Even though there was only one eye left, his eyes were still so firm.

Hela slowly raised his hands, and the rainbow bridge began to tremble. The giant wolf behind her, Fenriel, rushed from the Drum Tower Legion to Thor and others.

At this moment, a red figure fell from the sky and instantly beheaded the giant wolf!!

“!!”

In everyone's surprised eyes, Qi Ji slowly straightened his body from the warm corpse of the giant wolf, and then waved to Thor and others: "How are you doing recently? Hey, Thor, why do I feel like something is missing on your face?

But when you look closely, there seems to be no problem, but there seems to be something missing... So hasn't Ragnarok started yet? I'm early? Hey Thor, you've got your hair cut!"

"Bang!"

At this time, a figure fell heavily in front of Qi Ji, and the guy's hands and feet were broken.

Qi Ji looked at Bruce Banner who fell to the ground in front of him: "Do you want to cheat me? I told you in advance that I have no money. If you don't stand up, I might kill you."

The next second after Qi Ji finished speaking, Bruce Banner, who fell to death, suddenly expanded and then transformed into the Hulk Hulk.

Before Qi Ji could complain, he was slapped away by him. Then Hulk opened his bloody mouth and roared and rushed towards Hela. At this time, Hela suddenly threw a green energy out of his hand and slammed Hulk's chest. Hulk was immediately knocked away by the energy.

As soon as Hulk was slapped to fly, Qi Ji stood up and patted her body, she opened her mouth and was about to say something, Hulk fell from the sky and smashed Qi Ji down again.

"I knew it would be like this," said Qi Ji, who had at least seven ribs broken. "This kind of shit-like thing has happened before, Hulk, are you going to pull me? You at least need to say sorry to me..."

"Ahhhh!" Hulk stood up roaring, then rushed towards Hela again,

At this time, Loki glanced at Thor: "Who is that fool in red?"

Thor glanced at Loki: "He's a fool Earthling."

"I can see it." Loki said, "but his appearance just now was really handsome. He killed the big bad wolf in one go and cut off its head with one knife."
Chapter completed!