Chapter 57: Uncle Punishment's Anger
"Hey, man, why is there a skull on your shirt?" Qi Ji walked to the Punisher and looked at the Punisher's clothes.
"Get out." After saying this, the punishment continued to look around, as if he was looking for something.
"Wow, wow, wow, your words are really hurtful! But fortunately, I was a programmer for a week, and my heart was as cold as my knife." After Qi Ji said that, he stood next to the Punisher and watched everyone and every car passing by with the Punisher.
"By the way, what are you doing? Are you looking for someone or doing? Do you usually act as a camera here? Is your body mechanically transformed... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
"I'll let you go."
"Okay, I will," Qi Ji slapped the punishment's hand and stuck out his tongue. "Your hands are very salty. Do you know the sting of the salty pig's hand?"
At this time, a few blue veins had popped up in the temple of the punishment, and his fists were already clenched.
"Are you snorting?" Qi Ji asked.
"Puff!" The punishment man's fist hit Qi Ji's face heavily, but Qi Ji raised his hand and caught him. The punishment man's eyes changed slightly when he looked at Qi Ji.
Several people passing by were so scared that they ran away quickly when they saw this scene. They dared to look back after running away.
"Hey, your fist is very powerful, but do you know that sneak attacks are a very stupid behavior. You should never joke about sneak attacks, although many famous battles in world history have been won by sneak attacks..." Qi Ji said, letting go of the Punisher's fist.
The punisher stared at Qi Ji for a while, turned his back and walked towards the distance.
Qi Ji rubbed his slightly red palm and followed him: "You are called the Punisher, right? But I don't know what your full name is. Can you give me your signature? I am a loyal fan."
"Click"
The punishment man pulled out a pistol equipped with a silencer from his waist and deliberately intimidated Qi Ji: "Please don't bother me... I have something more meaningful than talking to a guy who can't keep his mouth shut."
"Hey, you know, a pistol can have a silencer, but I can't! Talkbox is my style!!"
It was at this moment that a black Audi car suddenly ran past the street next to the two of them, holding a miniature submachine gun in one hand and poked out from the window, pointing directly at the punishment!
"Da da!"
"asshole!"
The punisher overthrew Qi Ji immediately, then rolled forward and dodged the bullets that were slightly shot out, and the bullets were chiseled into the floor tiles where the two of them were just standing.
"Hey, why are you pushing me?" Qi Ji stood up and his chest splattered with blood.
"Damn..." The punishment man looked tight after seeing the chatterbox being shot, and then looked at the Audi with red bloodshot eyes, "I will let you all go to hell..."
The crowd on the road began to scream and flee. The Audi car suddenly turned around after driving to the distance. Then the car's sunroof was opened, and a man in black poked out half of his body from the sunroof with a rocket launcher.
While the man in black was about to pull the rocket launcher, the punisher also pulled the trigger. When the rocket launcher dragged a burst of white mist and flew out half a meter, the punisher pulled the trigger for the second time.
The next moment, two loud noises rang out in the streets. The first was the Punisher's bullet hit the rocket launcher and detonated the rocket launcher. The second was the Punisher's bullet shot through the Audi's fuel tank.
Amid the two groups of fire, Audi cars were blown into the air several meters high. The explosion of heat waves swept around, causing all the cars parked on the road to fly a few meters away, almost injuring passers-by.
"boom!"
The frame of the Audi car exploded and fell heavily to the ground. The sky-sky fire instantly blocked the lane. All the cars driving there were parked far away and dared not continue to move forward.
"..." The punishment man calmly put away his pistol, turned around and looked at Qi Ji who was wailing on the ground,
He slowly squatted in front of Qi Ji, reached out and gently covered Qi Ji's forehead: "Although you are not very likable... but sorry, I hurt you."
"Ahem... am I... am I going to die? It hurts so much... so painful..." Qi Ji coughed out a mouthful of blood.
"You won't die...you will go to a better world, which will be very beautiful." The Punisher said, lowering his head and sighed a long time.
"I...I'm still so young...so handsome..." When Qi Ji said this, the Punisher suddenly opened his eyes, looking very scared, "So... can you help this dying person...small?"
The punisher looked at Qi Ji's sincere eyes and nodded gently: "Yes, say it, I will do my best to help you."
"Can you pull me up?"
"?"
"My wound has healed, don't believe me, look." Qi Ji said and lifted up his clothes.
...
"Hey guy, don't run so fast, what are you looking for? What are the people who attacked you just now? I also met a bunch of guys in black suits at noon today." Qi Ji quickly followed the angry Punisher,
"I'll tell you to get out of here, otherwise the one who is shot through this time will be your heart!" The punishment turned around and roared.
Qi Ji shrugged: "Your temper is quite strange, but you must not be a bad person. My name is Wade Wilson, and I also have a name called Deadpool. Of course, I like to call myself Mr. Miracle... No matter which name is me."
The punishment closed his eyes and tried to take a deep breath: "I want to kill someone, please leave quickly, otherwise you will be killed in a while."
"Oh, I can't die." Qi Ji said with a smile.
The punishment yelled with his head, then kicked the electric pole on the side of the road and continued to move forward quickly.
"Wow, I'm so strong, poor telephone pole." Qi Ji sighed at the broken telephone pole.
...
At this time, in Ivan's small manor, the weasel opened his mouth slightly and looked at the three-story mansion in front of him.
In addition to the mansion, the group of green pointed ears and little guys wearing armor attracted his attention even more.
"Pu Lingke, we have almost repaired your house for you! We will need to return to the Goblin Kingdom tomorrow! Also, why is this ugly monster next to you always watching the noble God of War Kahun?"
Kali stood up straight and looked up at the weasel beside Ivan.
The weasel wanted to reach out to see the card, but Ivan stopped him.
The house looked no different from when it was destroyed yesterday... They simply used some red bricks to block the gaps that were smashed out on the wall.
The door was blocked by them with red bricks, and they were rummaging through the windows when they entered and exited.
"Brother, you can leave now," Ivan pinched the bones of his nose speechlessly, "I'll handle the next thing myself... Also, have you seen the two... ugly monsters who lived here with me before?"
"No, except for you and this ugly monster who has always watched the noble Kahun, no ugly monster has ever been here! The noble Kahun is not a bricklayer after all." Kahun said, and made a strange cry behind him, and then a group of goblins jumped out of the window and happily followed Kahun away.
"They...what are they?"
"It's a goblin."
"Wow, fantasy creatures, I read comic books about them when I was a kid, and they are much ugly than in comics."
"That's not it." Ivan shrugged,
He looked helplessly at the red bricks covered with the luxurious villa... It seemed that he had to spend another money to repair it.
Chapter completed!