Chapter 62 Happy Family
"Uh...Who is that guy? Does he usually have such a bitter and revenge expression? Hey, he is glaring at me." The weasel looked at the Punisher nervously.
"My friend, I figured it out so quickly, just so we can sleep together tonight... No, our bed was smashed... The flooring is also a good choice, and you can get in close contact with nature." Qi Ji sat next to the Punisher, "So man, here you can speak freely, everyone is a good person."
"Thank you for helping me find the puzzle, but I still hate you if I can't change it."
"Hmm~"
"I'll be with you before we kill Jin and," the Punisher said and looked at the Weasel, "but the guy who owes his mouth...I might kill him tonight."
"Oh, sorry, I really want to go to the wrong building. Look, after the age of 30, I will have bad memories. Hey, who are you? I want to go home to find my mother." The weasel said, turning around and swaying left and right like a stupid duck.
"Go along the way, weasel!" Qi Ji waved at the weasel's back excitedly, "That guy is the manager of Sister Margaret's bar, you can go there and kill him."
The corner of the punishment twitched slightly: "When will we go hunting down Jinbing?"
Qi Ji looked at the place where the Punisher had suffered an injury before and felt a little heartbroken: "My man, let Jin Ge put it aside first. You should take a good rest now and raise your wounds. Jin Ge is now the monkey in your and my palms, and he can't escape."
The weasel suddenly leaned in from the window: "Wade, why do you compare gold to monkeys? Why don't you use avocado? I think avocado is especially suitable for you..."
"Hey, Frank, you can kill him now." Qi Ji took off his pistol and defended it in the hands of the Punisher.
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In the luxury restaurant at 10 o'clock in the evening, because the lights and other things were broken by the goblins yesterday, everyone could only rely on a few candles to illuminate them when they were having dinner.
Under the faint swaying orange flame, Eddie fiddles the pasta on the plate with a fork: "So how do we sleep tonight? The lights are also broken, our beds were smashed by those goblins, and several holes were smashed in the wall by Wade...."
"The four of us went to stay in a hotel together! I know a hotel is very cheap! There are super big beds there!" Qi Ji said excitedly.
"Shut up, Wade!" everyone said in unison.
"Hey, weasel, why are you here again?" Qi Ji looked at the weasel sitting opposite him.
The weasel put his glasses on his back and glanced at the punishment timidly: "I... just come to eat something, leave after eating. You know, I haven't eaten much in a day."
"Frank... Are you still used to it here? Actually, we are not like this in normal times. We live a very comfortable life..." Eddie said carefully, afraid that the punishment person would punch him with one sentence, and that guy looked very fierce.
"It's much better than my New York residence," the Punisher put down his knife and fork, then wiped his mouth with a small tissue on the table. "Thank you for taking me in, just kill Jin and I will leave."
"Don't be so disgusted. We are a happy family, aren't we? Frank, do you have a Facebook account? I'll bring you all into a group. As the new agent team X, our names must be loud! In the future, our group name will be 'Happy Family!'"
Qi Ji smiled and reached out to hold the punishment man's shoulder. The next second he was thrown by the punishment man over the shoulder and threw it out a few meters, hitting the wall and rubbing the wall.
"Wow, good job!" Eddie said.
"I did a good job, I've wanted to do that for a long time." The weasel echoed.
At this time, the punishment suddenly looked at the weasel, who quickly covered his face and stood up: "I think it's time to leave, right? My bar must be squeezed out now!"
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The four people in the room slept on the sofa in the living room all night.
Some people slept very soundly on this night, while others slept very painfully.
For example, in the middle of the night in a dark mansion in Manhattan, New York, Jin Geng frowned and turned over. At this time, he felt his hands touching his butt.
He opened his eyes suddenly and saw Deadpool's strange face staring at him and laughing. Jin yelled and smashed the bed with a punch, but after the blow, he found that Deadpool was not on the bed at all.
He rubbed his face hard with his two big hands to make himself more awake. Then he called dozens of subordinates, who searched the whole house and searched for the cabinets, and found Tianming at 1 a.m. and found nothing.
During the day, his eyes were red and he blew up the mansion and moved to Philadelphia to stay for a few days. At the same time, he hired a group of mutants as his bodyguards.
The next morning, the sky was gloomy and the air was humid.
The people from Ivanyo's decoration company arrived. In addition to installing the windows, all they had to do was renovate the entire house inside and outside, including several large holes on the wall that Qi Ji had "used his intelligence" last night.
Because Ivan has many requirements, the decoration time this time may be a little longer. According to the foreman's words, it can be as long as one month or as short as twenty days.
Qi Ji looked at the framed 'good guy card' on the wall next to the TV, covered in blood and gun holes: "So are we going to start homeless again?"
"What is Wade?" Eddie looked at the framed picture curiously, unable to see what was written on it.
"It's my good guy card." Qi Ji reached out and rubbed Eddie's head.
Ivan put his hands on his waist and looked at the busy decoration team with satisfaction: "No, Mr. Wade, I repurchased a house that had been renovated this morning. Because of the background of Stark, the real estate developers gave me a 95% discount. I only bought it for nine million."
The Punisher, who had been sitting cross-legged on the sofa, slowly turned his gaze to Ivan: "Have he kept talking like this?"
"That's right." Qi Ji and Eddie said in unison.
At noon, the four of them ate some outside and took the subway to the downtown of Los Angeles. The Punisher seemed to be easier to get along with than everyone thought, but he looked a little stupid now with ointment covered all over his body.
"Is there really anyone buying a house in the city center now? Are you serious? That's all a scam!" Qi Ji quipped on the subway.
At this time, two men and women, who seemed to be only seven or eight years old, ran over from another car with two water guns. They looked at Qiji, who was covered in red in surprise: "Wow! Are you a superhero?"
Qi Ji compared a pistol at them: "Although I know this is the original words in the movie, I still want to say that I am the captain of Delicious Underwear, and I am on the front line."
"Wow! Cool! I thought there were no superheroes in Los Angeles!" said the little boy in surprise.
At this time, their parents came over and quickly took their children away. Before leaving, they glared at the traces.
"Mom! That's the Captain of Delicious Panties!"
"Yes, yes, it's me." Qi Ji pointed at himself at the people in the subway, "I am a mortal enemy of Captain America! Of course, mainly because he is an agent of Hydra, if not, I wouldn't be a mortal enemy of him."
After Qi Ji finished saying this, a gasp and a marvelous voice came from the crowd.
Chapter completed!