Chapter 66 Eddie, I have big news here
Not far outside the apartment, the three of them walked into a fake cafe called Death Dascak.
As soon as I entered the door, a group of people gathered around to find the silver-glowing Steelers to sign. Steelers took turns signing them with a smile, not arrogant or impatient.
"Didn't anyone ask me for it? I'm Deadpool! Doesn't anyone know me?"
A group of people looking for an autograph from Steelers just glanced at Qizhi, and no one paid attention to him.
"Oh, this is really hurtful. Although I have never saved the world, I have done a lot of good things at least, but no one comes to you to ask me for my heart to be more balanced." Qi Ji said, and found a seat by the window with Wei Yinbo and sat down.
"The chairs here are actually rattan chairs, which are quite romantic." Qi Ji said, touching the armrests of the rattan chair.
"Have you always said so much?" The negative sound wave with short hair looked at Qi Ji's mask and costume.
"No, little girl, I don't say much. You have never seen Spider-Man, Star Lord and Scott Lang." Qi Ji said as he blinked at the Negative Sonic Wave, who gave him a big roll of eyes.
Finally, the huge body of Steelers sat down, and he sank the already fragile rattan chair much, as if the poor rattan chair would be split in the next second.
"So let's start." Steelers said and took out a small notebook. "Wade Wilson, after our investigation of you, you are not a born mutant, but a acquired one, and your special ability is... immortal."
"No, no, no, it's a big mistake. My special ability is like Wolverine, but my immortality is given to me by my love rival Thanos, whom I have never met. It's hard to say that he will destroy the earthlings in two days because of jealousy. Who knows?"
"Who is Thanos?" asked Negative Singbo.
"A madman who can destroy half of the universe for my girlfriend."
"Do you have a girlfriend?" Wei Yinbo looked at Qi Ji contemptuously.
Steelers raised his hands and interrupted the conversation: "Next is my question. Professor Wade, Professor X is willing to give you a chance to intern in the X-Men. Are you willing?
After the X-Men vote, we are willing to accept you to observe that you have the qualities that a hero should have, but the premise is that you have to give up your status as a mercenary."
"I think you may be a little misunderstood. I belong to this organization now," Qi Ji said, crossing his hands in front of his chest.
"Wakanda forever?" Negative Soundwave and Steelers said in a questioning tone in unison.
"No! It's the new agent team! I formed the new agent team. Are you interested in joining me?"
Steelers and Negative Sound Wave exchanged glances and both began to shake their heads.
"Come on, let me tell you, the benefits here are quite good. I don't know if you usually watch TV. Among us is Eddie Brock, the chief reporter of Global Daily. He can still turn into venom. He has saved the world!
Then there is Ivanovsky, an executive of Tony Stark's California branch, who is handsome; in addition, we have the newly included New York Uncle Punisher! Finally, there is also me, Deadpool, who has both coquettishness and strength, and wisdom and appearance... How about it, think about it?"
Steelers and negative sound waves were still shaking their heads.
"Come on, I know you're already volatile inside. After a teammate joined in, Ivan, our wealth pillar, gave him a nine-million-dollar duplex apartment and a luxury off-road vehicle! Are you not moved?"
"We have a place to live in Academy X, and we have a spaceship that Professor X has to offer," said Steels.
"Those are not yours after all. Think about it carefully. If one day you get older and can't be beaten, the bald man will kick you out of the X Academy, just like the Wolverine in his later years. Do you know how miserable he died?
When you get old, you can only be exposed to wind and sun without a home every day, and eventually become beggars on the roadside. At that time, I was still me when you saw me, but you... are no longer you now." After Qi Ji finished speaking, he sighed in accordance with the situation, as if he was praying for the two of them.
Steelers looked at each other with negative sound waves again.
"I think we should kill this idiot." said Negative Soundwave.
"No, no, no, negative sound wave, we have always advocated Huairou, Mr. Deadpool, so have you considered what I said?"
"Of course, of course, I'm considering going to be an X-Men intern, but I have a roomful of little brothers and I can't put them down." Qi Ji said and knocked on the table, "So no one can drink it? Coffee? Juice? So it's soda?"
"Since that's the case, Mr. Deadpool, please give me a favor, but the X-Men always welcomes you." Steelers stood up, which made the rattan chair under his butt breathe a sigh of relief in an instant, and Negative Soundwave stood up, but she kept staring at Qi Ji.
Qi Ji touched his face: "Little girl, your place is right, right here, there is a big piece of stuff, this thing affects your handsomeness. I suggest you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror now. If your beauty is 89 points, your beauty is only 59 points now."
Wei Yinbo frowned and touched his face, then quickly left the cafe.
"Remember to ask Wolverine for his self-healing factor on my behalf!"
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When he returned to the apartment, Eddie had already returned. When he saw Qi Ji coming back, Eddie greeted him: "Wade, have you ever had any more exciting employment tasks recently? It's like black, Lucas, or Jin Bing."
"Jin Bing? That guy has been tossed by me now. It is said that he has blown up six mansions for me. Now he is lying my name in his mouth every day, but I do have a lot of news..." Qi Ji grinned after taking off his mask.
"Why do you laugh so much? Do you know that it's scary to smile?"
"Didn't I serve the plot? When I talk about some key points, I don't finish it, and then a sinister smile, arousing the curiosity of readers."
"What are you talking about?"
"It's okay, you don't understand."
"Then don't suck my appetite. What's the news you said? I really racked my brains recently and couldn't even think of anything... Since Lucas fell, Los Angeles has become quieter day by day."
"There is a school dedicated to the treatment of mutant teenagers in the suburbs. If I'm not mistaken, the timeline has now advanced to the plot of "Deadpool 2". In addition to the cables from the future that may be appearing, there may be a large-size mutant teenager in New Zealand.
His name is Russell, you can go and check in. I think that big guy will cause a sensation in a few days." Qi Ji said as he suddenly approached Eddie. The strong smell of blood on his body made Eddie frown, and the word "king" squeezed out on his forehead.
"As long as you seize that opportunity... Eddie, you will continue to fly again... Although you have soared to the sky now, you will fly higher next time! Don't forget to remind me then."
Eddie watched Qi Ji walk away without thinking, then quickly took out his phone and started searching for the place Qi Ji said on Google. Sure enough, there was such a place called Essex Mutant Therapy School.
"Wade, if it's really the same as you said, I'll get half of my royalties! But if you lie to me, I'll let Venom eat your head at any time in the future!!"
"So our friendship for several months... is that thin? If you can't trust me, Eddie, please move out of my house!" Qi Ji, who was standing on the spiral stairs, looked at Eddie.
"But...but this is my home! The property certificate is my name! This is the house Ivan gave me!"
"I accept your apology, little Eddie."
"I didn't apologize!"
"No, you have it." After Qi Ji said that, he stepped on the spiral stairs and went upstairs.
Chapter completed!