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Chapter 79 Deadpool speaks truth

"Wow!" When Qi Ji and the crowd teleported to Eddie's apartment, Russell was almost kneeling down in surprise, "Wade, you are not only immortal, but also move instantly! Cool!"

"It's very sensible, boy." Qi Ji and Russell fisted.

Fortunately, the ceiling of this apartment is high enough that the nearly three-meter red tank can still stand up here. The sudden joining big guy instantly made this originally large space suddenly feel narrow.

"Russell, you can sleep in the same room with Eddie on the first floor during this period. Red Tank, Mr. Kain should have to go to the living room on the first floor first. There is currently no bed in the apartment that meets your size," said Ivan. "Mr. Frank, you will live with us, right? You can go to the small bedroom on the second floor."

The Punisher took a deep breath after hearing this, "I may have to continue to start my wandering life. I said at the beginning that as long as I deal with the gold and I will leave."

"Bang"

Qi Ji suddenly put a round sticker with ‘X’ on the coffee table on the skull pattern on the Punisher’s chest: “Frank, you are from the New Agent X, you will be in the future!

This is your home, we are your family, and six of us are family. Although 'family' is also a word that starts with F, it is much better than f*ck, so can you understand?"

"But Mr. Wade, this is the X-Men's logo." Ivan said as he looked at the sign on Frank's chest.

Qi Ji pouted and waved his index finger: "No, Ivan Driver, as our personnel expand, it is only a matter of time to defeat the X-Men and become a brand! Don't be confused by those simple appearances with your wise eyes!

Just like KFC and McDonald's, can you imagine that KFC made a fortune by imitating McDonald's? Yes, we have to make KFC and let the whole world eat delicious fried chicken! Because we have to imitate! Then surpass! Then become the strongest!"

Everyone:...

Russell: "Haha...no one laughs...ok."

A moment later, the punisher suddenly hugged Qi Ji: "Wade, who is a slut... Although I still hate you as always, I have to say that I owe you a favor again. I will only do embarrassing things like hugging you... and it's time for you to take a shower."

"Oh, we two are very quaint, aren't we? Head-to-head, I'm used to asking it to dock? Everyone, when the atmosphere is so popular, they should come and hug! Damn little Eddie is still doing his stupid interviews now, so today we'll exclude him from the hugs we love. Everyone hates Eddie, right?"

At this time, Ivan also came over and hugged the two of them.

At this time, Russell was upset and hugged the waists of the few of them: "I am from this small group, remember? You can't discriminate against fat people! Oh, Wade, there is a strange smell in your crotch!"

"And I!" Hong Tank held everyone in his arms and lifted them up.

"Oh, let go of the red tank! I'm almost suffocating!"

"Oh my God I'm going to vomit..."

"Today's hug is really impressive, right?"

...

A few days later, in the study room on the second floor.

With the help of Eddie and Ivan, Qiji established the official website of the new Agent X. The logo is made of the X-Men. Although it is very simple, this is a new start, right?

There are only six photos on the homepage of the website, namely Qiji, Ivan, Eddie, Punisher, and Red Tank Kain Marco and Russell.

"This will be a great step we are going to take! Build a website!" Eddie cheered, "Actually, to be honest, Wade, at first I thought you said the new Agent X was just a play."

"No, I'm serious! Have you ever seen any more serious than when I was with you? Do you know that the X-Men are discriminating against women?

‘X men’!men! Why not use X women? So we have to call it ‘New X-Force’.” Qi Ji, who was changing his underwear with his back to his two people, said, but one of his legs was not stuffed into his underwear. After his body was unbalanced, he 'bang' his face fell to the ground.

"Mr. Wade, I have introduced our team to Mr. Tony. Mr. Tony is very interested in us. He said he would come to meet us if he has the opportunity." Ivan turned on his photo on the computer, and he automatically jumped to a yellow webpage full of animations. Ivan was stunned.

"Have a chance? Having a chance is a scam! I also often contact you in the future... Having a chance! It's all scams! Oh, damn, my delicious underwear was torn apart!" Qi Ji stood up with his nose covered, and just fell down and tore his shorts. That was Qi Ji's last pair of underwear. It seemed that he could only wear Ivan's today.

"That's a little bit of fun that I've added. I did a survey and most of the people who like X-Men are men, so we're pirated... no, most of the fans of the imitation organization will be men." Eddie said with satisfaction at some unbearable images on the computer.

"I think this is not conducive to the image building of our team, Mr. Eddie." Ivan said a little serious. At this time, Qi Ji, who had just put his crotch behind them, went to the room to change his underwear, came back.

"Driver Ivan! Don't be so rigid! Look at what this is!" Qi Ji, who put on his underwear, came closer to the middle of the two of them and stretched out an index finger.

Ivan looked a little excited. He thought for a moment and said, "Is this the number one?"

"No, this is my finger." Qi Ji said, Eddie beside him laughed a few times. At this time, Qi Ji put his finger in front of Eddie again, and Eddie stopped laughing immediately.

"Eddie, why don't Beethoven play the piano with this finger?"

Eddie was not very confident: "Are you... injured?"

"No, because this is my finger," Qi Ji said, patting the two of them on the shoulders hard, "What does this matter mean?"

"We are too rigid and cannot see the essence of things. Our thoughts float above the facts and become ethereal things. We are covered by the world." Ivan said.

"No, Ivan, no! This question just shows that my fingers attract your attention more than those women on the computer who are posing in a sensation." After Qi Ji said that, he blinked at the two of them right eyes, and they looked at the computer together...

"No, Wade, don't blink, don't blink at me!" Eddie hugged his face, and Qi Ji kept blinking at him!!!

I actually took this bastard's words seriously!

After leaving the study, Qi Ji stretched comfortably in the corridor, then ran downstairs from the spiral stairs to the downstairs.

Red Tank was doing push-ups in the open space in the living room, while Russell was making a loud phone call on the balcony with the door closed, looking at his expression looking very angry.

"Come on, everyone." Qi Ji slapped the Red Tank's butt hard as he passed by.

The red tank glanced at Qiji, shook his head speechlessly, and continued to do push-ups: "11786...11787..."

After pushing open the glass door of the balcony, Qi Ji heard Russell's irritable voice: "I won't go back! You bastards! You are all bastards like the people in that school! Since you cursed me every day, why did you still give birth to me?!

I am living a good life alone. I don’t need you, and I won’t need you in the future. I will no longer be able to listen to your curses and beatings all day long like before. I will have my own life in the future, and I will have a life that has nothing to do with you!!! Wait and see you!"

Russell hung up the phone angrily after he finished speaking.

"Wow, Russell, is that your parents?" Qi Ji looked at the phone in Russell's hand. It was the new phone Ivan gave him yesterday.

Russell sighed and calmed himself down: "They are no longer my parents... Partner, have any employment tasks recently? I want to kill someone and enjoy it. I want to roast their balls."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Ji blocked his mouth with his hands that had not been washed after going to the toilet this morning: "Russell, maybe there is no employment task, but you still have us..."

"Thank you." Russell licked Qi Ji's hand and licked his mouth. Suddenly he looked solemn, "Wade, do you still don't need paper when you go to the bathroom now?"

"Ivan Driver helped you find the best junior high school in Los Angeles. You need to study hard, instead of fighting and killing every day like us." Qi Ji said, putting his hands on the guardrail by the balcony and looking at Los Angeles in the distance. "If I had the chance, Russell, I would like to go back to my student days, that was the easiest time."

"Oh, damn... I hate school... But Wade, you don't usually speak like this."

"Russell, do you really don't understand?" Qi Ji looked at Russell, and Russell spread his hands in confusion, "I mean... you need to go and walk the path of life well. You are a mutant and a fat man. This society discriminates against you,

If you don't study hard, this society will discriminate against you even more...and then you will fill the gap among humans and mutants, referred to as idiots, idiots, and fat guys."
Chapter completed!
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