Chapter 96: The Smiley Face of the Talking Mercenary
"Sadness and joy must have died. How many days have we been here? Tsk tsk tsk tsk, sad, I said it's better to act collectively, they have to fight alone."
In a dimly lit room, two men wearing white masks were sitting on seats in an empty room and looking at the wall clocks on the walls.
They are completely incompatible with sadness and joy now... Happy was lost when they went to kill Wade Wilson a day ago, while sadness was lost tonight.
However, according to the previous experience of the mercenaries, these two guys may have their bodies completely cold.
"It seems that your estimate has completely deviated. Mercenary Wade looks better than we thought... After all, his brother is Slade Wilson...
I really want to kill Slade now, but after my personal evaluation, Slade and I are still a certain distance away from each other." The smiley face spoke very happily.
The mask on the face of the man standing next to him frowned, as violent as if he was angry Zhang Fei.
"If we solve Wade, we can go to the next location and can't stay any longer. We need to finish the tasks of God and the employer quickly. Those two are just idiots... Don't forget what we are really here to do." The angry voice was very rough, and the accent was a little biased towards Italy.
"Of course I remember, you irritable guy, it's better if those two guys die, and it's easier for us to act." He said with a smile and began to dance, as if those two guys were just a burden to him.
"Shut up your mouth, I have obtained the residence of the mercenary Wade, and leave now... I don't know why a person like you was chosen by God." He said furiously and carried a heavy hammer leaning against the wall.
He looked at the rage and began to laugh: "Do you guy really want to use that thing to kill the mercenary Wade? He is a mutant like us! And his strongest ability is to heal himself! Didn't that guy tell you? Go, your brain is so stupid."
"I won't say it again. Don't call God 'that guy'! Otherwise, I'll punch your nose into your head like the last time." He said furiously, carrying a huge hammer and knocked through the wall of the room and walked out directly.
"I should have told you that it is not easy for us to find a residence. Every time you have to pass through the wall. What will happen if you do this every time? Hum? Whose house has a big hole? Are you still living in the Stone Age?" The smiley face followed out from the big hole that was hit by the rage.
At this time, it started drizzling in the sky.
"I love this kind of weather to death." The smiley face looked up at the sky on a rainy night, and soon his mask and shoulders were wet with the rain. "I'm furious, to be honest, I love Los Angeles to death. If I were not a damn mercenary, I would definitely marry and have children in Los Angeles... Oh, no, I would marry and have children."
"Shut up your stinky mouth, or I'll just squeeze your head like a balloon now."
"You're just angry. It doesn't matter what you want to pinch anything. You know, I don't feel pain and won't die."
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Twelve o'clock at night.
Ivan's house has been completely turned off at this time.
Qi Ji lay on the bed and looked through a book called "Three Sentences to Teach You to Beat". After reading two pages, Qi Ji felt bored and threw the book on the ground.
Ivan next to Qiji was looking at a collection of poems under the faint light of the night light, "Mr. Wade, Russell was invited to his parents today, and I may need to go to Russell's school tomorrow."
"Oh, it's worthy of being Russell, it's great." Qi Ji said happily.
"Mr. Wade... This is a very serious matter. Russell is only 14 years old now. He is a ninth grade student. Now is the time when he is about to grow rapidly.
At this time, these children in the rebellious period of youth are likely to go astray..." Before I finished speaking, Qi Ji gently covered his hand on his mouth. I Wan looked at Qi Ji and blinked his eyes and shut up.
"Ivan Driver, listen to me, not every boy needs to be a kind, kind idiot. It's not easy for him to have his own dreams. He is only fourteen years old. Do you know Spider-Man Peter Parker? He has a life goal now at fifteen. He is in his first year of high school in New York. I think Russell needs to communicate with that guy."
"Mr. Wade, do you mean?"
"Russell has a very personality, but in this school, his personality will be polished out! But in another place he won't do this. On the contrary, he will grow more, Ivan Driver, we need to respect the needs of our children." Qi Ji stared at Ivan's beautiful eyes seriously, "I'm serious... If my parents respected my choice when I was fourteen years old, I wouldn't be in front of you now."
"Oh, Mr. Wade, are you talking about the butterfly effect? Although you just said a few words, I still benefited a lot. Mr. Wade, your vision is very suitable for fishing big fish with long lines. I support your idea." Ivan said, "Mr. Wade, I believe you will become a good father."
"Hmph~" Qi Ji snorted twice and suddenly lifted the quilt, stood up with his bare body, "Deadpool, you are invincible!"
"Mr. Wade...your..."
"It's spectacular and majestic!" Qi Ji looked down at his brother and shouted!
"No! Mr. Wade, I mean behind you!"
Qi Ji suddenly came to his senses when he heard this. A figure was gradually flying from a distance outside the floor-to-ceiling window behind him! Finally, he broke through the glass and threw Qi Ji, who was naked on the bed, to the ground!
"Oh! Damn it! My fans don't even let me go tonight now?!" After Qi Ji said that, he was punched in the face and beat him off his two big teeth.
"Wade Wilson! I am..." The man who punched Qi Ji in the face before he finished speaking was hit hard by a vase on his head, but this just made the man's movements stutter.
Smiley turned around and saw Ivan on the bed. At that moment, he admitted that he had fallen.
Smiling face is 24 years old. Since he accidentally saw Ding Ding of his classmate when he was swimming with his classmates in the sixth grade of elementary school, his worldview has completely changed...
In the twelve years after that, he had never met a man who could move him... Except for Little Little Leonardo, he was the only man who had truly moved and loved him.
"What's your name?" The smiley face was so excited that she began to tremble all over, "You are so... so amazing!"
"Oh, there are so many gay men in this book. Fortunately, I'm not. I don't know if that damn author is." Qi Ji said to the audience.
"No, no, don't talk first," Smiley gave up attacking Qi Ji and stood up, "Let me guess... Your name must be quite beautiful... It's like ten thousand roses blooming at the same time..."
"boom!"
At this time, a loud noise came from downstairs, and smiley face spread her hands helplessly: "Damn the rage! You interrupted my confession! Bastard!"
"Man, do you know I'm looking for you today. I didn't expect you to come to the door and have a passionate boxing?" Qi Ji began to wave his fists regardless of his naked body.
"No, Wade Wilson, I'm not interested in you, a disfigured guy..." Smiley looked back at Qi Ji, "Although your photos were also very handsome, now it's really... terrible."
"boom!"
There was another loud noise downstairs, and Qi Ji and Iwan looked at each other, then Iwan, wearing pajamas, jumped to Qi Ji's side. The next moment, their hands grabbed each other and disappeared together.
"Invisible ability?" Smiley looked back and forth, "There is no such thing in Wade Wilson's file... Damn, I was fascinated by that damn charming guy just now. Next, I'm going to start a big kill! Except for the little beauty just now."
Chapter completed!