Chapter 98: Such and such things
The three of them returned home.
As soon as Yoshiyuki entered the house, he started busy preparing a feast consisting mainly of mother and child rice bowls.
Xiao Ji looked very happy looking at this new home.
The mother looked more excited than Xiao Ji.
“Little Demon Sword~ This will be your home from now on? You’re welcome to your parents!”
Demon Sword Girl nodded, her eyes filled with happy fantasies about the future, and even a little teary.
Although the house is not big, Erina still solemnly started to show her around each house.
"Look, Hime-chan! Is this the entrance hall?" Erina pointed to the area where slippers are changed when entering the door, and said seriously: "The entrance area will be a little concave because outdoor shoes are placed."
Xiaoji nodded.
“Then, here is the living room! It is the living room where everyone usually stays. It is also the main activity area of the house.”
Xiaoji nodded again.
“Next, it’s the toilet! It’s a place to relieve yourself!”
“Miss, that’s enough. What you introduced to your daughter is all nonsense!” Yoshiyuki took the ingredients from the refrigerator and couldn’t help interrupting Erina’s speech: “Can you say something useful?”
“Hmph, there are so many demands from a servant! Well, I’ll introduce you from the beginning.
Erina complained, took Xiaoji in hand, and returned to the entrance.
“The entrance...there’s nothing much to say about the entrance. Leave your outdoor shoes there, then change into slippers and go into the living room. If you bring an umbrella, just stuff it into the umbrella bucket.”
“And the living room is also a dining room and entertainment place! If you are at home during the day, you will be here most of the time. You can watch TV and play games... Xiaoji, do you like games?”
Xiaoji nodded.
“Wow~ That’s great!” Erina was eager to give it a try: “You can play with us! Let’s play all night today!”
“Miss, you have to report to school tomorrow. Although school is not officially starting, you still have to be energetic.” Yi Xing reminded: “It’s best to go to bed early.”
"I know. The servant is so nagging." Erina muttered and complained, "I will go to bed at two o'clock."
“You stayed up until two o’clock, it’s still early to go to bed!” Yi Xing clicked his tongue: “I’m going to bed at twelve o’clock!”
“Half past one!”
“Twelve o’clock!”
“No, I have to give in at the end! If I go to bed earlier than twelve o’clock, I will die!”
“How about the head office at half past twelve?” Yi Xing had no choice but to compromise.
Erina thought for a while, and finally nodded reluctantly, and introduced other rooms to Xiaoji again.
"Let me continue to tell you about the bathroom. This toilet is awesome. It is the most advanced model. It is not only very ergonomic and can protect the spine of the user, but it can also automatically wash the butt, dry and sing! Little
Ji, you can log in your favorite songs here? Do you like any?"
Hime-chan tilted her head, then lowered her head and wrote something. After lifting the notebook, Erina exclaimed with envy.
“Wow... Ji-chan is so perfect! Just as perfect as the paper girl! Wow... why can’t I do it!”
"Uh, what happened?" Yoshiyuki's curiosity was suddenly aroused: "What did Xiaoji say?"
“She doesn’t need to go to the toilet! She doesn’t sweat!” Erina’s tone was envious and excited: “This will save so much time every day to play games and watch animations! I want to have this ability too!”
"Although it is indeed enviable, Miss, you are hopeless." After hearing this, Yi Xing felt powerless to complain: "Now you stop moving as soon as you start playing. You don't even need to go to the toilet anymore."
Come on?"
“That makes sense, the time you save can be used to suck your daughter!” Erina rubbed Koji’s cheek and smiled: “This is an exercise that you won’t get tired no matter what you do!”
Um……
sports……
Yoshiyuki suddenly began to imagine Erina spending the saved time exercising with him, and fell into deep thought.
The eldest lady’s physical condition is too poor and she really needs to exercise more. Otherwise, she will be out of breath after just two steps.
Originally, I couldn't persuade her no matter what, but now that I have Xiaoji, maybe she can.
There are many exercises that can enhance physical fitness without being too tiring.
There are many things that can be done indoors or even on the bed.
Yi Xing is willing to give personal guidance.
At this time, Erina was introducing the bathroom again.
"This is the bathroom? There is a very comfortable bathtub! Mom will come to help you take a bath soon? We can soak in it together! By the way. This shampoo tastes great! Ah, it's not the bottle you are referring to.
!That one promotes hair growth. Your dad has been using it recently, just to keep his hair long when dressing up as a girl?"
Haha, I didn’t expect it! I haven’t been using it recently!
Yi Xing laughed triumphantly in his heart.
Don’t let me wear women’s clothing! I must change this future!
In order to avoid being discovered by his owner, he also deliberately squeezed out a little shampoo every day and used shampoo with a similar smell instead, creating the illusion that he has been using it well recently.
Although it was a bit wasteful, he didn't want his hair to grow long anyway, as that would be very troublesome.
Next, Erina introduced to Hime the laundry room and the bathroom, which had nothing to introduce at all.
“Is this the laundry room? I don’t know much about it, because my mother has never washed her own clothes. All the servants do it.”
"Then there is the bathroom. Ah, although there is a razor here, it is used to shave hair in other places, right? It's the same as the one in the bathroom. Because your father is so gifted in women's clothing, he never grew a beard at all! Even he
Now I don’t put on any makeup and speak in a fake voice so I won’t be seen as a boy. That’s why mom thinks it’s a pity that dad doesn’t dress up as a woman. Xiaoji thinks so too, right?”
Yao Dao Ji nodded.
"Yoshiyuki, look! Xiaoyao Dao also agrees with me, right?" Erina said with her hands on her hips, feeling proud.
“That’s enough, you are the one who instilled this idea into Xiaoji!” Yi Xing shouted in half annoyance: “My daughter has been led astray by you!”
“Huh, no!” Erina happily led Xiaoji into her bedroom.
“This is mom’s room? Dad and mom usually do such and such things here.”
"We don't have it! Don't listen to her nonsense!" Yi Xing shouted quickly.
“Why not! Didn’t you give me a massage and take care of my skin and nails?”
"Well, that...that's true." Yi Xing hesitated, unable to refute: "But they are all very sound projects!"
“Hmm~ That’s right! Oh, by the way, this hanging basket is so fun to sit on and rock back and forth! Xiaoji, you can even lie down in it? Do you want to try it?”
A moment after finishing these words, Yoshiyuki heard Erina's exclamation.
˜Basically it’s all about “kawaii!” and “rua!”.
Hearing this, Yi Xing felt itchy in his heart and wanted to go and see what Xiao Ji looked like lying in the velvet hanging basket. Unfortunately, he could only cry silently in the kitchen alone.
Of course, I choked on the onions.
Chapter completed!