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214 The dreaded Cha has no such person!

As Senior Brother Lu said, from the founding of the People's Republic of China to the present more than 70 years, the Chinese mathematics community has published less than 40 papers in the four top journals of mathematics. Specifically for Jiangda History, although there have been many papers in comprehensive top journals such as Nature and Science, such as Ning Wei's six papers, as well as the School of Life Sciences, School of Dynamic Mechanics, and School of Materials, all have published papers in these two top journals.

But in the top four major math journals, the number of papers published in Jiangda before was zero. In other words, this paper published online in the Journal of the American Mathematical Society has achieved a zero breakthrough for Jiangda Mathematical Institute. Are you excited? Really, this should be a happy event that will be immediately headlined on the official website of the Mathematical Institute. However, when we really find someone, something that shocked everyone happened, and we could not find anyone through the roster...

Especially the dean Kong Mingde, he answered several calls of congratulations. He himself found this paper in the journal list ordered by the library system. The unit actually wrote Huaxia Jiangcheng University. Although he really had no impression of the name of the paper, he also had no impression of Ning Wei when he published the paper in Nature.

With the first experience, the second time is naturally easier to accept. There are so many undergraduates, graduate students and doctoral students in the college, and they can always find this person.

So I couldn't rest at this time. After getting the news, Lao Kong called to notify his secretary and several office leaders to arrive at the school and prepare to find someone.

However, after waiting for half an hour, Kong Mingde read the entire paper and felt impatient, the final result of the secretary's report was: "Director Kong, we have read the roster three times. I really couldn't find the author signed on the paper. Is it possible that this SanYue is not from our Academy of Mathematics?"

Really, after hearing this answer, Kong Mingde was a little confused at the time. Is there no such person on the list of the Mathematical Institute?

"You didn't miss it? Maybe your surname is polyphonic or something? So I didn't find it?" Kong Mingde asked with a frown.

This is the most annoying thing in foreign journals. The name is displayed in pinyin, and it may cause errors when directly searching.

"Director Kong, we have matched all the names of the college. Even the freshman undergraduates who have just been recruited this year have matched the names of them. I really can't find this person!"

There are strange things every year, and there are a lot this year.

Kong Mingde thought for a while and said, "In this way, you can sort out the list of everyone in the college and I will look for it. In addition, call all the professors and counselors of the college and ask them to ask their respective students to find out the people."

It wasn't that Kong Mingde was in a hurry. Such a big thing in the college was worthy of publicity. But he couldn't find anyone and could not even write this news release! Who wouldn't be annoyed?

However, an hour later, when Kong Mingde was dizzy and carefully proofread the list one by one, he searched the list, but still did not see anyone's name that matched the pinyin in the journal. At this time, the secretary came to report again.

"Director Kong, I have asked, no! I also specifically reminded the counselors of each class to count the details, but I still couldn't find anyone." The secretary also looked bitter.

While the two were staring at each other, Kong Mingde's phone rang again, but it was the principal who called it specially.

As soon as the phone was connected, a happy voice came from the opposite side.

"Hey, congratulations to me, my Mathematical Institute has had a big explosion in the past two years. I just heard that someone has published a paper in the math top journal! You have to remember merits, and you must remember merits, haha! By the way, why don't you call to report such a good thing? This is not like your style!"

After hearing this, Kong Mingde felt that his mood was even more complicated, and he replied with a sore mood: "No, President Yan, I came to the office three hours ago, but our Mathematical Institute did not find the person who posted the paper. He was about to tell you that this paper was probably sent by professors or students from other brother colleges. Why don't you ask where the computer?"

"Ah? Not from your Mathematics Academy? No, how could other colleges publish top mathematics journals? Are you sure there were no omissions?" Principal Yan's tone on the opposite side was even more confused than Kong Mingde.

"Ahem, that's right. I just studied this paper. It is a mathematical model to build a mathematical model through isomorphism, and let computers simulate human-like consciousness through this model. This is indeed a mathematical paper, but it is also closely related to computers. It can be said to be laying the foundation for artificial intelligence. It's a little bit... Wait, Ning Wei? Oh, why don't you contact Dean Xu from the Department of Science and Technology to find people?"

Kong Mingde suddenly felt enlightened.

"That's it? OK, I'll call Lao Xu now and you'll look for it again. And you mentioned Ning Wei just now, this paper will not have anything to do with Ning Wei, right?"

"I don't know yet, I'll call him and ask. The Academy of Sciences will look for it first."

"good!"

...

After hanging up the phone, Kong Mingde hurriedly called Ning Wei directly.

"Hey, Ning Wei, I am Kong Mingde. Today, the American Mathematics Society magazine published the paper signed by SanYue online, do you know what the situation is?"

"Hello, Dean Kong, Senior Brother Lu has just notified me of this good news. Congratulations, Dean Kong, it is indeed gratifying to have a professor from our Jiangda Mathematics Institute published the top mathematics journal."

After hearing Ning Wei's words, Kong Mingde was stunned again and asked hurriedly: "Do you know this professor who publishes the paper?"

"Ah? Of course, many journal editors invited me to review the manuscript at that time. I introduced this March professor to them. After all, Professor March has a more solid foundation in mathematical theory than me, and has given me a lot of guidance. Although our research directions overlap, I am really grateful to Professor March."

Kong Mingde was as if in a fog and hurriedly said, "But our Mathematics School does not call Professor March? You should recognize all the professors in our Mathematics School? Did you teach you any professor?"

"Ah? No? No, I don't recognize all the professors of the School of Mathematics. I have never met Professor March, and I have had an intersection with her. She sent me a few emails during the STOC meeting, and then I met him after a while. Later, I didn't contact her much. Isn't she really not a professor in the School of Mathematics? No, right? Then I saw that the paper was signed by Jiangcheng University!"

Listening to the serious nonsense opposite, Kong Mingde was completely confused and asked subconsciously: "So this paper really has nothing to do with you?"

"Look at what you said, if it has something to do with me, I must sign my name! Speaking of which, I have not even had the chance to publish a paper in the legendary top journal of the four major mathematics in the world. My Senior Brother Lu took this matter in front of me all day long, and he posted three articles. Is it my result that I wouldn't admit it?"

This is very human. Kong Mingde felt that this is indeed the truth, so he smiled bitterly: "That would be really embarrassing. This Professor March is really not a professor in our School of Mathematics. Maybe it is a professor in the School of Science and Technology. But this surname is so special. If the School of Science and Technology really has such a very high-level professor, I wouldn't have no impression at all. Alas..."

Kong Mingde sighed as he spoke, his mood was naturally extremely complicated. The first paper on the four top journals of mathematics in Jiangda's history has nothing to do with the Mathematics Academy...

When the school made great publicity, he felt that he couldn't raise his head.

"Ah? March is not a professor at the School of Mathematics. This...that, Dean Kong, Senior Brother Lu happened to be asking me for something, so I'll die first."

"Okay, you're busy! Remember to come to your alma mater if you have the chance."

"Sure, sure, goodbye to President Kong."

...

Kong Mingde was even more confused after hanging up the phone, but after thinking about it, he still called Principal Yan to explain the situation.

"Hey, President Yan, I just talked to Ning Wei. I heard what he meant. Professor March, who posted the paper, had contacted him by email, but the two had never met each other. He also thought he was a professor in our college. But if this person was a professor in the college, he would definitely not be from our Mathematics College. Let other colleges check it out."

"That's it, okay, old Confucius, don't feel psychologically stressed. I've asked the School of Planning to investigate just now. I'll notify you if there is good news."

"OK!"

...

However, the results were soon fed back, and the enthusiasm of the Academy of Sciences was quickly mobilized, but after checking from the beginning, there was still no news from the professor in March. Even the enlargement range, including several major laboratories related to computers, began to conduct self-inspection, but the results were obvious.

After obtaining authorization, professors from the School of Planning and Science directly entered the database and screened the list of teachers and students in the school through the school’s servers, but there was still no result.

This time it was President Yan's turn to be confused. This is such a great thing. Why can't I find someone? Well, I'm afraid that the machine is inaccurate, and the scope of manual search has expanded again. Almost all science majors have begun to search for the March professor. So this wonderful National Day holiday on October 4 alarmed almost all the deans and professors in the school. Even the counselors were not spared, but there was still no such person.

The effect is perfect. The whole school is going crazy to find this person, but no matter how hard it is, it can't be found.

The senior management of the school can almost be sure that there is no one named Jiangda, whether it is a professor or a student. At the student level, it has been searched by the school on a large scale. Almost everyone knows that Jiangda has published papers in top mathematics magazines, helping the school achieve a zero breakthrough. After all, many students who go home on holidays have received calls from counselors, so the school’s BBS and library system have become lively again. After watching the papers first, almost everyone turns into detectives and begins to guess who published this terrifying paper...

Specifically in the academic world, many people are envious and jealous, while waiting for the good news on Jiangda’s website to post good news. After all, being able to publish papers at the top of the four major mathematics in any school is worthy of writing. Even Yanbei University’s Mathematics NO.1 university is no exception, let alone Jiangda.

But something strange happened. The papers of the bigwig in March were published online for a whole day in the Journal of the American Mathematical Society. Jiang Da had no reaction at all. Not to mention good news, there was no news release on the website. This was actually very abnormal. After all, some popular science public accounts have reacted. There was already news that Professor Jiang Da published his paper on the first page of the four top journals of mathematics on the Internet, but Jiang Da had no reaction at all.

So maybe no one goes to work during the National Day? Or maybe Jiang Da is so low-key that he thinks that a paper is not worth asking the official website administrator to give up his vacation and publish a press release?

Of course, no one knew that the entire Jiangda senior management was in a state of confusion at this time, and they all responded vaguely when they received various congratulations and indirect calls.

I want to post good news. After all, it is an opportunity to promote the school to give the principal a face, but I don’t even know who posted the paper. I posted it directly online, and finally found that it was a mistake. Should I slap in the face?

The school has sent a letter of inquiry to the editorial office of the American Mathematics School of Mathematics Journal, wanting to determine if the magazine made the author's unit wrong, but has not received a reply yet, so it is naturally difficult to send out the press release that has been edited long ago.

The strange day passed like this, and the initiator was already sitting in the study, nervously combing the whole thing with March. Because Ning Wei discovered that the joke was coming, to ensure that the whole thing was not discovered, the process would need to be more rigorous.

"In March, your paper has been published, but your identity must continue to be hidden. Our mailboxes must be interactive. The time must be in the days I was in Montreal. Come on, let's start now. You first edit an academic discussion email and send it to my mailbox. Then you have to intercept the data packet and then modify the sending time..."

"Meow..." March directly raised his two little claws and covered his little face, as if he was ashamed of being accused of such people.

"How can this be said to be a fraud? This is paving the way for your future. Think about it, you want a big house, right? Look at your countdown. Originally, you will be able to live in a big house in a few days. At this time, everyone knows you, and they may not let you live in a big house!"

"Meow..." March 5 put down his paws, the whole cat was stunned, looking at Ning Wei with disbelief.

"Do you think I'm lying to you? Are there many people who are particularly afraid of artificial intelligence when they go online?"

The web page flashed quickly, and I don’t know how many things I found in March in just one minute. Then, the whole cat became energetic. The cat looked at Ning Wei with a cheerful face, and then the email began to quickly edit, intercept, modify the time, and enter Ning Wei’s email.

Soon, the emails recorded between the two through their email address appeared in their respective email address lists, and the most important thing was that they appeared in Ning Wei's email address list.

Well, that's enough!
Chapter completed!
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