Chapter 218 Sister, can we make friends?
"What's your name, this beautiful sister? Can I make friends with you? My surname is Zhang, Zhang Jia, I'm seventeen years old this year, and I haven't been in a relationship yet. Sister, you are so beautiful and have a good figure. The key is that you have big breasts. I like to make friends with a beauties like you..."
The little fat man shamelessly approached the female archaeologist, staring at the plump breasts with a look on his face, chattering endlessly, and said the words he had said to Zhou Ting in a different way.
The female archaeologist looked at the fat man in shock, obviously a little scared. However, after seeing the fat man's youthful appearance as a little teenager, the feeling of being frightened became a little weaker.
However, he subconsciously raised his hand to cover his plump breasts, took two steps back, and stared at the fat man with a kind of vigilance and perverted look.
"You, what do you want to do?"
The female archaeologist asked vigilantly. She had noticed that the little fat man was following Song...Ke, Zhou Ting and others, but she didn't expect that the little fat man would come over to "teasy" her.
The little fat man did not have the awareness of the image of a little pervert in the eyes of other beauties. He said happily: "Beautiful sister, I want to make friends with you. Can you tell me what your name is? And what are your measurements, especially your bust, which is very important..."
"By the way, sister, do you like archaeology, do you? Actually, there are many antiques in my house, some of which have been passed down for thousands of years. I will take you to my house to see those antiques another day!"
The female archaeologist probably didn't expect that there would be hooligans in this world who would be so shameless. She actually asked her about the measurements and emphasized her bust, which was a complete leukograph.
This female archaeologist did not have Zhou Ting's expressionless determination. She looked at the fat man with disgust, "Get away quickly. I don't want to know you, and I don't want to be friends with you."
After saying that, he couldn't help but curse, "Stupid hooligan!"
The little fat man didn't care at all, or was called a hooligan like this in his life, and he didn't take it seriously. Instead, he looked at him seriously and said unwillingly: "Sister, you are really beautiful, I like you very much. Especially since your breasts are big, I like you even more. I really want to make friends with you..."
Before the fat man finished speaking, he was finally ashamed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into it. He quickly grabbed it, covered his mouth, and pulled it away.
He smiled apologetically at the beauty. "I'm really sorry, he is so unrestrained and heartless. In fact, he has no malice. Please don't blame him..."
It's strange if you don't know anything about it.
A little fat man suddenly appeared for no reason and kept talking, and he had big breasts, making friends, and how many measurements... After asking, he would be angry and embarrassed if he was a good girl.
However, the female archaeologist knew Song Ke. She knew that he was the captain of the Yinhai Armed Police Brigade. Even if she was disgusted with the fat man, she couldn't say anything to him. She could only admit that she was unlucky and was teased by a teenage fat man.
Song Ke was also embarrassed when he looked at the beautiful woman who dared not speak out, and his old face turned red. In fact, he was not familiar with the fat guy, and they just met yesterday.
But after all, this little fat man was ordered to bring him here to assist the comrades from Guoan to deal with the matter here. Now the little fat man has caused such a thing as teasing and playing hooliganism to Zhou Ting and this female archaeologist. He had to come forward to stop him.
"Um, um...hey, Lao Song, why did I say you covered my mouth and pulled me away? I'm communicating with the beautiful sister and making friends!"
The little fat man pulled away Song Ke's hand covering his mouth and shouted in dissatisfaction.
Song Ke is simply a black thread on his forehead.
He also exchanges feelings... It's really a shame that he can say it. When did he tease other girls and act like hooligans become exchanges feelings and make friends?
Song Ke couldn't help but sigh in his heart. He didn't know what he was thinking, but he sent such a top-notch one. I really don't know how such a guy became a genius in the Tianshi Sect that was rare in a century. Can you say that the sky has no eyes?
Or is it that God is fair, the reason why he is so stubborn or... funny? Is it because God gave him so good talent?
"Senior Brother Zhang, don't talk nonsense. I didn't see that the girl was so angry that she was so angry that she was not seeing her." Song Ke could only lower his voice to warn the fat man.
Although the little fat man is not very old, he is the little Tianshi master of the Tianshi Sect. Song Ke is also a martial arts practitioner. Even if he is older than the little fat man, he still has to call him "Senior Brother Zhang".
"What annoyed? That's because the beautiful sister hasn't understood me yet. As long as I communicate more with her, the beautiful sister's misunderstanding of me will definitely be eliminated. Lao Song, you are not allowed to drag me around anymore. I want to make friends with the beautiful sister. My mother told me to take advantage of this time to come down the mountain to get to know more beauties with big breasts, and choose a wife in the future, so it's easy to give birth and enough milk..."
The little fat man was very upset and didn't feel embarrassed at all.
Zhou Ting next to her and the members of the Guoan Dragon Soul Brigade behind her looked at this scene, and they couldn't hold back their laughter, but they didn't dare to laugh loudly, so they could only endure it.
Zhou Ting covered her forehead speechlessly.
She felt that it was not that strong before. Now, when she was standing on the sidelines, she immediately felt that this child... was really saved.
Zhou Ting was immediately curious about what kind of weird family and education it was that could teach such a rare strange flower in the world.
It's simply a legend in the funny world.
"Captain Zhou, although this little fat man is pretty, he is really funny. I really didn't expect that the little Tianshi Master of the dignified Tianshi Sect would be such a top-notch person."
"Yes, I admire his mother now. This little fat man is only seventeen years old, so he has instilled so much in his mind that he needs to find a woman with big breasts. He is speechless. Is it so unpopular to have a small breast?"
The person who spoke was a female team member with a "small breast" rolled her eyes and a speechless expression on her face.
Another person next to him immediately teased: "Miss Xiaolu, this world is indeed a popular girl with big breasts than smaller breasts. You have to accept reality. Otherwise, brother will buy you a few hundred kilograms of papaya or something to make you plump your breasts well?"
The speaker smirked with a smirk.
The other men next to him burst into laughter, which made the flat-breasted girl named Xiaolu blush and look embarrassed and angry.
"Tang Xiao! I remember you, wait for me, don't fall into my hands, otherwise there will be something good about you. What's wrong with small breasts? Is there no human rights if I have small breasts? Humph, aunt, I'm just small breasts, I'm proud!"
Xu Lu's face turned red, but she looked fierce and domineering, put her hands on her hips and shouted to the person who had just joked about her.
The few people next to him burst into laughter.
At this moment, even the team member named Tang Xiao scratched his head awkwardly and quickly surrendered. There is no reason for this woman to hold a grudge. He didn't want to accidentally say one day. As the saying goes, only a thousand days of being a thief, how can one be a thief?
"My sister is indeed domineering and mighty! Just now, I was just joking with you, girl. Don't mind. I agree with your words from my sister. I am right. What's wrong with a woman with a small breast? A woman with a small breast can still have human rights. A woman with a small breast can be as domineering and mighty as my sister!"
Tang Xiao praised her without changing her face.
Unfortunately, it seemed that the flattery hit the horse on the leg. It was like picking up any pot.
Although the girls are proud of their small breasts, they usually care about this and hope that their breasts can be bigger.
It’s like a man. Although Ding Ding can be used as a little short, it’s impossible if he doesn’t mind. Which man doesn’t want to have a mighty, thick, and huge Ding Ding?
The truths are the same.
So, Tang Xiao's flattery is simply.
It really made the flat-breasted girl so angry that she was so tickled. She stared at him with two eyes, wishing she could pounce on her and bit him to death.
"Tang Xiao!"
The flat-breasted girl seemed to have murderous aura burst out from her eyes.
Tang Xiao seemed to have no awareness at all, and responded very simply: "Hey! Here, girl, what's the matter? As long as the brother can do it, I guarantee it will do it for you!"
It was almost slapped my chest and it was pounding.
Xu Lu's eyes were filled with evil eyes and gritted her teeth, "I finally know why you have never been in love even when you are thirty years old."
"Why?" Tang Xiao asked stupidly.
"Because you are a total stupid guy! Your emotional intelligence has fallen into the Mariana Trench! If God can give me a chance to kill someone with my eyes, I hope it will be a big deal to break you!"
Xu Lu bit her silver teeth and made a loud noise.
Tang Xiao was startled, "I said, "My sister, do you want to fight like this? My brother treats you very well. Don't scare your brother. My brother is timid and scared..."
The other few people were almost dying of laughter.
Even Zhou Ting, who had been cold, couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.
"I said, Lao Tang, Xiao Lu's words are really right. Your emotional intelligence is really worth recharge. If you want to continue like this in the future, I'm afraid that my brothers and I will really have to worry about whether you can find a wife in this life."
The other person also held back his laughter and said to Xu Lu: "I said, "My sister Xiaolu, it's not the first day that you met Lao Tang. If he had the cleverness, he wouldn't have never been in love with a girl yet. You, don't be calculating with him."
Xu Lu still glared at Tang Xiao with a little angrily. Then she couldn't help but look down at her breasts that were slightly bulging, like a bun, and whispered in anger: What's wrong with a small breast! My aunt just has a small breast, and she thought I didn't want a bigger breast? But it didn't grow any longer. What can I do? (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!