Chapter 206 Improper spare tire will bite you to death
The wind and snow gradually stopped, and the night fell, and the snowy mountain village was quiet and peaceful. Oil lamps were lit in the buildings built with bluestones. Village chief Hu Liege's house was the most lit place, and a welcome dinner was underway.
Hu Liege is a bald old man. As the village chief, he wanted to entertain Xiao Cheng, who had changed from a demon to a distinguished guest.
Xiao Cheng sat in the distinguished guest seat, looking at the feast that was stuttering in the spacious hall.
Because most of the food is meat. All kinds of unknown animals, such as smoked, steamed, spicy and fried, and half-cooked and blood-dropped..., fish fillets, meat slices, and the only plant type is wild mushrooms.
Xiao Cheng quietly pulled this thing in front of him. To be honest, although he is an omnivorous creature, he still likes vegetarians more and doesn't like big fish and meat very much.
Is there a cup of tea? He really wanted to ask the bald village chief sitting not far away. He was afraid that this capricious guy would turn against him and directly took action and threw himself out to get frozen. He could only endure the surging stomach acid, kill the mushrooms and stuffed it into a large piece of greasy barbecue.
The taste was pretty good, but the old woman with bear paws on the hat over there proudly told him that it was the giant bear meat he killed. Xiao Cheng made a very unreliable excuse to have a stomachache and ran out of the hall, and spit out the poor giant bear who was beaten to death by the old woman.
Ao...!
Xiao Cheng felt that his internal organs were about to be spit out. He, a person who has become a habit of protecting wild animals, suddenly heard the explosive news and would not spit out his stomach. He thought it was a hunting yellow mutton and other things..., cattle and sheep are also very smart, but after all, they are meat that humans often eat, and they can still be barely accepted. But, giant bear...? Let me go! Xiao Cheng scolded the old woman with a damn face with a flower on her name Qi Meixian.
"Brother Xiaocheng, are you uncomfortable?" At some point, Ding Ding, a little girl with purple eyes wearing a fur hat, appeared beside her, staring at the man who was spitting wildly on the big tree, and she kept slapping her big eyes with confusion. Why did she eat well and feel uncomfortable like this?
"Dingding... It's okay, big brother... I'm strong and can't let me fall down..." Xiao Cheng said this, and felt his stomach surging again, and he didn't know how to control it. He let out a big mouthful with a wow.
Ding Ding covered her mouth and nose with her little hands, hurriedly ran aside, and sneered: "Brother bragging, this physique, I can't even digest the flesh. I guess I can overturn you with one hand tomorrow."
Being underestimated! Being underestimated by the little girl?
Xiao Cheng's face suddenly turned into a pig's liver color. "Who said I can't digest it anymore?...I'm not used to eating bear meat, we should protect them. It's winter, and the giant bears are in hibernation period, why do you still have to hunt and kill people? It's a bit unkind." Xiao Cheng handled it clean, turned around and walked to the little girl, patted the little girl's head, and sat down on the stone on one side.
Ding Ding honestly climbed up Xiao Cheng's knees and sat down. Her big purple eyes looked at the outsider with a pussy look, and she almost called a fool with her little finger against his nose.
"Hey, what kind of eyes are you? If you look at me like this, I will... I will eat you." Xiao Cheng's playful thought suddenly arose, and itched Ding Ding. Ding Ding giggled and tried to avoid Xiao Cheng's hand. He shouted again and again that he didn't dare to let the little girl go.
"You are a bad silver." Ding Ding blamed.
"Someone has said this before." Xiao Cheng does not deny it.
"But I like you very much. Will you marry you when I grow up?" Ding Ding rubbed Xiao Cheng's big face with her little face and said such a sentence that could kill him.
Peng!
Xiao Cheng hit the big tree next to him and used too much force. The snow on the canopy fell down with a buzz, burying the two people who were caught off guard.
"You are such a bad silver..., someone else's... new clothes." Ding Ding hugged the snow on her body, and was so angry that she was about to cry.
"Ahem... Yes, my brother is Bad Silver... Then what, Ding Ding, do you understand what marriage means?"
"I don't understand very much..." Ding Ding answered very seriously.
Xiao Cheng was speechless. He didn't understand what you were talking nonsense. He wanted to poke the little girl's face and blame her, but he finally suppressed her.
"Don't understand? Then brother said to you. You can't just say this to others, and girls can't just get married."
"Why? My mother said so, but Ding Ding likes Xiao Er Ge, Xiao Sang... and also likes Brother Xiao Cheng. I just want to marry you when I grow up and play with you in the future... Xiao Er Ge and Brother Xiao Sang agree to marry me in the future, and you have to agree to marry me, otherwise, I will bite to death-you-." Ding Ding opened her mouth and threatened with eight teeth, and insisted on her face.
Xiao Cheng felt that his head was about to get angry, and he couldn't explain it clearly with the little girl. What should I do? It seems that if I don't promise to marry her, I won't be able to live a peaceful life tonight, but can the monk make a promise? I will stop here in half a month, let alone talk nonsense.
"Sorry, Ding Ding, my brother told other girls that he would marry them in the future and he would not break his promise, so he could not marry Ding Ding."
"Why, why..." Ding Ding shook Xiao Cheng's neck.
Xiao Cheng felt that he was strangled by a prehistoric dragon and was about to be shaken and dispersed. He was helpless against the little girl who transformed into a hundred thousand whys.
"I don't care. If you don't agree, I won't get up. I want to marry you, you want to play with me..."
After Ding Ding was about to sway Xiao Cheng to death, he suddenly lay in the snow pile, rolling like a snowball, or rolling back and forth, making noise and threatening while rolling.
He cried, made a fuss and hanged himself. It turned out that no matter how old he was, he would be a woman. Xiao Cheng was amazed at Ding Ding who had rolled into a snowball.
"Dingding, Xiaocheng, you are here... Oh, why are you so naughty, you kid, and you are covered in snow again? Come out quickly... Sorry, Xiaocheng, Dingding is extremely naughty. Will you force you to marry her in the future? She has used this trick to force the little brothers in the village to promise that you will marry her in the future and play with her. Your new brother is not immune to the vulgarity."
Ding Ding's mother appeared magically, and she pulled the naughty child out of the snow pile. While slapping Ding Ding's body, she explained to Xiao Cheng.
Xiao Cheng was stunned, and then he realized that Ding Ding was not only the second brother and Xiao Sang brother, but also the two lovers who had settled down, but also pulled all the young brothers into the preparatory harem. In an instant, his admiration was like the water of the Yangtze River, and the waves flowed eastward.
I could only smile awkwardly, and when I thought of the word spare tire, I lost my temper.
"Mother..." Ding Ding didn't cry or make a fuss in an instant and replied to the little bird's obedient little loli's state, as if..., it seemed..., the naughty child who had just used various means to force Xiao Cheng was not her.
Xiao Cheng suspected that he had read it wrong, so he kept wiping his eyes and confirmed that he was indeed a person, but his acting skills were too clever. If this child was in the Earth Film and Television industry, he would have gone to all the child stars. He understood that indigenous monsters were produced in the Miracle Continent..., indigenous geniuses were geniuses.
"Don't mess around. Xiaocheng is a man with a wife. You can't make a promise. Go back for dinner." The purple-eyed woman scolded Ding Ding with displeasure.
"But, but... Mother, Ding Ding likes him very much. I want him to marry me..." Ding Ding bit her little finger, looking aggrieved.
The purple-eyed woman covered her forehead. "Ding Ding, didn't you say yesterday that the second brother is your favorite? Among the eighteen candidates, do you want to marry him the most? Why did you see Yi Siqian today? Also, didn't you say that you like Brother Sang the most the day before yesterday? When will you mess around, your child?"
"Okay..., I'll go back to have a meal... Brother Xiaocheng hugs, otherwise I won't go back."
Ding Ding stretched out his little hand, Xiao Cheng smiled bitterly and picked up the little guy. The little guy approached his ear and said, "I want you to marry me. If you don't agree, I will bite you to death. I will bite you to death tonight."
The voice was so low that only Xiao Cheng could hear it. The little girl smiled and said threatening remarks. Xiao Cheng subconsciously wanted to throw away the hot potato, and said with a timid face.
He had always been eager to be confessed by girls from another world, but he didn't expect that the first person to do this was this little guy. He felt that the world was about to collapse, and the script shouldn't be like this. "If you want the beauty Yunluo to take the initiative to confess to Russia, how did you become a friend of Ding Ding who defines marriage as a game? Miracle Continent, you play with me? Wait, I'm going to bite to you to death!... I'll go, Ding Ding is really destined to be with me, and it's all about 'biting people to death...?" Xiao Cheng was thinking randomly.
Ding Ding ran back.
"Thank you." Xiao Cheng said to the purple-eyed woman. He wanted to call her sister, but Ding Ding called her brother and aunt. The young woman looked only in her twenties and beautiful and charming. She was so angry that she shouted too much? Just shout nothing and just talked.
"It makes you laugh. Ding Ding has participated in several marriages. She found it very interesting. She didn't know what she thought. She was worried that she would not marry well in the future, so she started to decide the little brother she liked and did not let other girls rob it. This is a joke that the child is ignorant, so don't laugh at the distinguished guests."
The woman sat down at another stone openly and explained to Xiao Cheng.
Xiao Chengran smiled. What can I understand? He pondered for a moment and asked slowly: "Sister, Ding Ding's father..." He decided to talk about his own words and call this woman sister. Sure enough, the woman showed a look of enjoyment, and she really didn't want to be called old.
"His father..., alas, it's better not to mention it... Everyone in the village called me Ziqing, you should call me Sister Zi. I know you can't get used to these meat, but what I want to tell you is that this is the most sumptuous dinner in Luoxue Village. A year-round, except for fish and animal meat, it's a reserve for many years.
The master who built Luoxue Village said that mountains and rivers have spirits. Apart from fish in Luoxue River, you should not kill animals in the surrounding mountains without killing them. Therefore, the main food of Luoxue Village is fish. You only go to the mountains to hunt once a year. As for the giant bear? Aunt Qi's son died in the mouth of the giant bear that was very bad. Aunt Qi is the number one master in the village. She was single a few days ago and followed the traces of silk horses to hunt and kill the giant bear and beast.
This bear has infinite power, with millions of giant elephant divine power. Bear meat is a holy product of nourishing power. Aunt Qi can offer it to everyone to eat together. This is a great opportunity. Don’t let Aunt Qi down on her kindness.”
Xiao Cheng's eyes suddenly widened, and his stomach began to twitch. It was not nausea, but wasting good things.
This is the flesh of the giant bear, a monster that harmed humans, and it was killed by Aunt Qi to avenge her son. Your uncle, what are you concerned about? Before Sister Zi finished speaking, this guy rushed back and snatched a large piece of bear meat, even his bones were chewed into his stomach. Everyone was stunned.
Chapter completed!