Chapter 501 The trouble of becoming a male (for friend Yuuki Asuna
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Xiao Cheng enjoyed it very much, holding one with one hand, his face full of satisfaction.
"Sister Ziqing, why don't I hug you too? Huh..., do you make yarn?"
Xiao Cheng was talking to Zi Qing when he found a pink fist getting bigger in front of him.
Before he could react, the punch had already hit the bridge of his nose.
With a click, Xiao Cheng's nose bridge broke.
He flew out like a piece of broken wood, and flew out hundreds of meters away and fell to the ground. The two sisters crushed their chests hard, and three ribs were broken due to the sound of fracture.
"I told you to teach children badly, and I told you to create words when you are fine. Menopause, what kind of insulting words are this? I can't beat you to death!"
Ziqing, who kept her punch forward, slowly retracted her arm while cursing.
"The bee needle and scorpion tail are not poisonous, it is the most poisonous woman's heart!...The ancients really didn't bully me."
Xiao Cheng stood up while screaming, put his two confused sisters aside, started to rectify the bones, grinned in pain, swallowed the pills, and finally recovered.
When he looked closely, Zi Qing, who was so angry, slipped away at some point.
It seems that Zi Qing also felt that she was too heavy to do it and was a little ashamed. So, the soles of her feet were oiled off!
Xiao Cheng was so angry that he screamed. After suffering such a big loss, he couldn't recover it yet and was about to be angry to death.
I am a hero from all over the world, so I am treated like this? Is it amazing that you are my sister? Are you a girl or my sister? We will always discuss our own opinions and will irritate you to death!
If I find Ding Ding's father in the future, I will take it as an apprentice and beat the apprentice every day, making him a generation lower than Ding Ding. Humph, I won't be angry with you!
Xiao Cheng was thinking about the tricks and was ruthless.
When he was in seclusion and consolidating his cultivation, he let him go and didn't see him for nine months. I miss him so much.
Zi Qing had already escaped, and Xiao Cheng could only bear this breath.
"This punch is so heavy. Sister Ziqing is really not easy to mess with, but why?"
Xiao Cheng sat down, put two twisted little loli on his legs and asked, "Ding Ding, tell me, why is your mother so angry? I just came out and didn't provoke her. Have you not let your mother worry about it for more than half a year? Or..." Xiao Cheng turned his head and looked at Xiao Meng.
Xiao Meng was smart. When she saw her brother's inquiring eyes, her little face turned pale, she blinked her big eyes, and kept shaking her head. "It's not me, it's not me that made Sister Ziqing angry, oh my."
Xiao Cheng could only look at Ding Ding with a pouted mouth.
Ding Ding coughed lightly and said slowly, "I don't know what's going on, that's right. Mengmeng asked me a question. I don't understand, so I asked my mother. My mother yelled at us. To bird, this question was created by Brother Cheng."
Xiao Cheng blinked innocently, and felt like he was caught in a flash. Did he get caught in a shot? He asked himself this and then answered with certainty that he must have been shot in a shot! In an instant, he felt that Lin Meimei was speechless and choked.
Ding Ding clearly told the process, and Mengmeng said from time to time, proving that that's what happened.
Listening to sensitive words such as "I'm done, I'm not going to be able to do anything, I'm running away from home, menopause syndrome, etc., Xiao Cheng's big face turned black.
"It's really not unfair to get hit by this punch. But you two little loli are so curious. Why do you care so much? It's a bad dish. Sister Zi Qing is angry, can she still give me a good look? Who are you blamed?"
Xiao Cheng was anxious to put the blame on others. After thinking for a long time, he found that it seemed, maybe, but it seemed, it was... he caused it by his humble mouth. He complained in his heart that the heaven was messing around.
OK, after a while, he complained to God. Anyway, the relationship between him and God was quite bad, so he didn't care about letting him take the blame.
Xiao Cheng was embarrassed and swallowed awkwardly. Facing the clear eyes of the two little lolitas curiously seeking verification, he could only say: "It's not because Sister Ziqing is angry about this matter.
That's right, these words cannot be said casually, because they are words that only adults can use. In public, adults are reluctant to say more, so this is not a question that children should think about.
You are children, so you must have the awareness of children. Don’t think about it anymore. In the future, you are not allowed to learn from your brother’s words. Do you understand?
If you two are obedient, brother will make delicious food for you!"
Generally speaking, food strategies have been tried and tested against children. Xiao Cheng could only add this sentence when he looked at the two lolitas with dissatisfaction.
When I heard that it was possible to have something delicious, the eyes of the two little loli were lit up, so I no longer thought about the meaning of vulgar words.
Xiao Cheng secretly shouted "It's so dangerous" and kept wiping his cold sweat.
"Brother, the smell on your body seems different..." Mengmeng suddenly stretched out her nose and smelled it around Xiao Cheng's neck, her eyes full of confusion.
"Yes, Mengmeng said, I noticed it too. Why do you feel different? What's the difference? Let's check it out." Ding Ding rushed over, grabbed Xiao Cheng's face and pulled it to both sides, then pulled his hair, pinched his arms, and pinched the flesh on his waist...
Xiao Cheng was speechless. Is this abuse or a check? Ding Ding's violent tendency is quite serious. This is a problem and needs to be corrected!
"Okay, okay, my brother is still the same, there is no difference. It may be because of the improvement of cultivation, and the aura fluctuations have evolved, so you two will feel that they are different."
Xiao Cheng stopped Ding Ding from twisting and twisting endlessly, explained casually, and shouted guilty in his heart, knowing that the paper could not contain the fire, and some things were about to be exposed.
Nine months have passed, and the dragon pattern illusion that Long Baishuang applied to him has long been invalid. His fluctuations clearly show that he is already a real man (the kind of person who rolls over the sheets with women), and the title of boy chicken and other boy has been dumped into the Pacific Ocean by him... Imperial Island has gone.
So, the two loli found out that he was different.
Generally speaking, as long as a monk with a keen perception, he can clearly determine whether the person on the other side is adult. The standard for adulthood is naturally the harmony between Yin and Yang.
Xiaocheng's breath fluctuations are naturally different from the awkward boy. For male monks, this is normal, but it is not normal here in Xiaocheng.
Because he has been in seclusion for nine months, then whoever helps him get rid of the title of Boy Chicken will become an unsolved mystery in this barrier.
Xiao Cheng smiled bitterly and could only fool the two lolitas first. As for other people's suspicion? He could keep silent. How to answer? Could it be that he told Sister Ziqing that he had really done Long Baishuang and had done it twice in a row?
I can't say this. What's even more terrifying is that after leaving the seclusion, I followed the dark senses to find Xiao Meng. I haven't met anyone else yet. I need to know first whether a certain sister is here. In fact, he just wants to ask if Xing Chan is in the barrier?
Among the few beauties, only Xing Chan has been here, and she is the only one in the West Factory.
If the supermodel national teacher is in the barrier, Xiao Cheng decided to avoid it for a while first, otherwise, if Xing Chan is caught and asked questions like "Who is that woman?", how can I answer it?
Xiao Cheng felt that if he answered truthfully, Xing Chan's foot would kick in the face.
I still owe the supermodel national teacher a process of pursuing it, which will push Long Baishuang down? If Xing Chan knows, it would be strange if she doesn't make a fuss! The key is that the little girl's martial arts are terrifying and she doesn't dare to fight back. Wouldn't it be unfair if she is abused?
Xiao Cheng was guilty of being a thief. I wondered if I wanted to find out first.
"Mengmeng, don't worry, I will cook delicious food for you and Ding Ding tonight. Let's have a meal together. By the way, is Sister Xing Chan here?" Xiao Cheng brought over Xiao Meng and asked.
"Sister Xing Chan is so fragrant. She often hugs me. I often tell her that I didn't take medicine today and I feel so cute, so she hugged me, ah... Brother, you are in seclusion, I always have to find someone to hug me, right?" Mengmeng said this, and then suddenly explained afterwards.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Cheng was filled with tears.
"Who else have you said this to?" Xiao Cheng asked with a stern face.
"Uh, there is also Sister Haizhuer. Sister Haizhuer is also fragrant, look good, I like her to hug her." Mengmeng could only say it.
"Is there any?" Xiao Cheng felt jealous.
"There is also Sister Ziqing. Her arms are warm and elastic. Unlike her brother, they are hard and a bit scattered, ah." Mengmeng bit her little mouth and said all this.
Xiaocheng:………………………………….
He touched his forehead and suddenly realized that he was abducted by Mengmeng and was deviated from the topic. Mengmeng didn't answer whether Xing Chan was here.
Can you get off topic? Xiao Cheng looked at Mengmeng, who was innocent, speechlessly. Mengmeng blinked her big green eyes, looked at Xiao Cheng's increasingly handsome face, and suddenly wondered why her brother looked better and better, and her thoughts were in a mess.
"Dingding, where is your sister Xing Chan?" Xiao Cheng had to ask another person.
"Sister Xing Chan left the day before yesterday and said she was going to a place to survey the veins of Xianjing Stone. Oh, I can't understand it." Ding Ding bit her finger and replied with a look of recollection on her face.
Xiaocheng was very happy.
"That means, Xing Chan is not in the barrier! Hahaha, that's good, that's good, so I'll be safe. When someone asks me when there will be a woman, I can fool it.
No, this is my own. I don’t even need to fool it. I’ll solve it by saying “You care about me”? As long as I’m not caught by Fagala, Nangong Tang, Tian Miao, Chu Yanran and Xing Chan, it doesn’t matter.” Xiao Cheng’s happier the more he thought about it.
"Let's go, brother will take you back to the village."
"Oh, oh, I'm back to the village, ah!" Mengmeng cheered.
"Just going back to the village, what's the pleasure?" Ding Ding gave Mengmeng a blank look, feeling that Mengmeng's IQ was worrying.
"Ah, my brother will make delicious food for you tonight." Mengmeng replied with a sweet smile.
"Oh, I'm back to the village, so happy, roo, roo, roo," Ding Ding cheered, jumped off Xiao Cheng, and jumped happily.
You are happy because it is delicious, right? Xiao Cheng rolled his eyes and complained in his heart.
Chapter completed!