Chapter 143 You said that you are old enough to have children? No! This must be someone else's shot!(1/2)
Early the next morning, Sister Big Banana woke up from her sweet dream with a smile on her face.
She dreamed that she and a high-ranking and proud person in the field of evolution received the certificate, and then climbed up a branch and became a phoenix, leading a noble and prosperous life.
"It's a pity it's a dream."
Sister Big Banana sighed, and then couldn't wait to open the phone screen to see if the net cast last night caught any fish.
When I clicked on Fetion, I saw at first glance that they were all message replies, filling the entire screen.
Qin Hansheng: I'm sorry, I like my sister, but I don't like my sister.
Li Jiawei: Haha, happy breakup, I wish you happiness. You can find someone better, but it’s definitely not me. Can you please stop disturbing me?
Yin Shuisheng: If you have a partner, don’t disturb him.
Liu Guanyuan: Haha, you just found another boy to talk to after a breakup, are you in heat?
Zhang Kaizi: It just so happens that I fell out of love during my graduation season, so why don’t we just stay together.
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Sister Big Banana quickly glanced at the messages on the screen, and then her eyes instantly fell on Zhang Kaizi's reply, her face full of joy.
Done!
Accidentally became one again!
Sister Big Banana looked ecstatic.
She still had an impression of Zhang Kaizi, who was a student from Luocheng No. 1 Middle School. He looked tall and thin, and generally not very good-looking.
However, his biology level reached the advanced category, and he performed well in the college entrance examination and successfully entered a key university.
In other words, this property will be perfect in the future. As long as it has luxury cars and mansions, it will be a very good choice for a spouse.
After calming down a little bit.
Sister Big Banana clicked on Zhang Kaizi’s Fetion avatar and sent him a message.
Sister Jiao: Good morning, my Kaizi.
Kaizi: Good morning, my banana.
Zhang Kaizi responded to the message immediately, which flattered Big Banana and felt that he was not just greedy for her body.
But with love, it is possible to go to the wedding banquet hall, and the future can be happy!
Get better!
No need to cast a net again!
Sister Big Banana was filled with joy, and then she slid down the screen and clicked on Su Yan's Fetion.
Since the end of the college entrance examination for more than a month, she had flirted with Su Yan several times on Fetion to see if she could get rich.
As a result, she was very surprised to find that this so-called number one scholar in the evolutionary department of Nanjiang Province was actually a pure and straight man, and she was disgusted every time she flirted with him in Feixin.
Either he is eating, he needs to take a shower, or he is sleepwalking, and sometimes he even refuses to reply to Fetion.
Su Yan's behavior instantly made Sister Big Banana, who had been licking many dogs since she was a child, feel very frustrated and unhappy.
And this time, she just wanted to get back some ground from this steely straight man.
I thought I would treat him the same way I would treat him, and make him feel disgusted.
"What can I send you?"
"If, like before, I send this steely man some pretentious text, he will definitely not pay much attention to it."
Sister Big Banana sat on the bed and thought hard for a while, and suddenly her beautiful eyes lit up.
She came up with a good idea!
That is!
——Using mom as bait!
This is a technique she learned over time in the holy land of the Internet. Using her own mother as bait, she can catch exactly one fish every time!
Thinking about it, Sister Big Banana sent Su Yan such a message.
Sister Jiao: My mother just passed away...
As expected!
Su Yan quickly replied to her message, and the content of the message seemed unclear.
Su Yan: Don't be too sad. Please bear with me and accept the change. Believe that life will be better tomorrow.
whee!
The fish is hooked!
Sister Big Banana smiled and then sent another message to Su Yan.
Sister Jiao: Yeah, yeah, but I’m so sad now, my chest is so tight and painful.
Su Yan: If necessary, you can complain to me. That might make you feel better.
Seeing Su Yan's reply, Sister Big Banana almost laughed out loud.
The reason why she was so filial just now and didn't hesitate to use her mother as bait was because she was waiting for Su Yan's words!
It is convenient for me to take revenge on him next time to avenge the previous one.
Thinking.
Sister Big Banana immediately moved her slender fingers and clicked several times to send a message to Su Yan.
Sister Jiao: No need, I have a boyfriend.
After sending this message, Sister Big Banana showed a smile of victory on her face, and finally disgusted this steely straight man on Fetion.
But before she could be happy for too long, Su Yan sent her such a message back.
Su Yan: I have a mother.
I have a mother... After seeing this message from Su Yan, Big Banana's heart immediately exploded.
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And the other side.
Building 4, Zhongyuan, Dormitory 404.
Su Yan was sitting in the living room having breakfast. When he saw the message sent to him by Sister Big Banana on Fetion, he once suspected that there was something wrong with this woman's mind.
What's so special, a boyfriend came to me to complain. After complaining, he said that he had a boyfriend to complain to and didn't need anyone else to comfort him.
Simply bizarre!
Su Yan cursed a few times in his mind, then put down his phone and finished the porridge in front of him in a few gulps.
He will still have something to go out for.
I need to be in a hurry, so I can't just sit around and drink porridge.
After clearing the dishes on the table.
Su Yan washed his face and then went to the door to change into outdoor shoes.
At this moment, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly twitched violently.
Open it and take a look.
It's a message from Qin Yao.
Qin Yao: Su Yan, I'm going out from home now. I'll meet you at the school gate in about ten minutes.
Su Yan: Okay, see you later.
Today is Saturday, and Qin Yao is on vacation. Before going to bed last night, he told Su Yan on Fetion that he wanted to come to Beijing University to take a look.
Then he asked Su Yan if he was free, and if he could take a fellow countryman like him to visit Beijing University tomorrow.
Su Yan thought that he would have nothing to do tomorrow and wanted to visit the training hall that he had not visited last time, so he agreed to Qin Yao's request.
...
ten minutes later.
As soon as Su Yan walked to the school gate, he saw Qin Yao standing under a tree and waiting.
He immediately stepped forward to greet her with a smile and said, "Classmate Qin Yao, have you been waiting for a long time?"
Hearing Su Yan's voice, Qin Yao looked up, then smiled sweetly and said, "No, I just arrived and was about to send you a Fetion letter, and then I heard you calling me."
"That's...that's good."
While saying this, Su Yan looked at Qin Yao today out of male instinct.
He noticed that Qin Yao seemed to be able to dress up a bit today.
The pretty face that was originally very charming and good-looking even without makeup now has a rare layer of light makeup, making it look even more delicate and beautiful.
To be continued...