When I heard someone talking under the tree, I immediately woke up, then looked down, and immediately saw two little bald heads, but one was a nun and the other was a monk.
Listening to their conversation, it seemed like they had left the team and came to this tree to secretly make out.
"Bah, I'm not ashamed, how can you be worthy of the Buddha?" I cursed softly, no matter how much I scolded, I still have to watch it. Moreover, the nun has a pretty good figure.
In fact, this era has changed. Unlike in ancient times, even if you become a monk, some people can get married and have children. However, it is a bit nonsense to talk about love between nuns and monks. However, I was lucky enough to get into such a nonsense.
This "dog man and woman" were just gracious at the beginning and occasionally kissed her, but later she seemed to be unable to hold back and actually moved. But they didn't know that there was an audience on their heads!
"Amitabha, is it true that the Buddha is strange, and does not mean that the Buddha is strange." I am also a good person, so I helped them apologize to the Buddha, but as compensation, it should not be too much for me to take a look, right? If it weren't for darkness, I would have taken out my cell phone to take a picture.
Just as they were about to "get to the point", a sudden voice drank, which immediately scared them away, and then hurriedly put on their clothes, but it was too late that someone discovered their scandal, which made them even more panicked and at a loss.
"What are you doing in the little monk from Yunhai Temple and the little nun from Zhu Meng'an?" At this time, a long-haired man wearing gold-rimmed glasses appeared behind them.
There were two people next to the long-haired man, one with a tendon, a tall figure and a big beard, which was even stronger than Mr. Lin's big beard and more bearded.
The other one looks vulgar, short and thin, with a mouse-like face, and two big front teeth bulged outside, looking a little like a hit.
Aren't these three subordinates Huo Yuan? They are fine, which means Su Yu is fine, and I suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
This long-haired person seemed to be the master beside Huo Yuan. I heard Huo Yuan call him Guo Dong.
That big guy with a bearded face, Huo Yuan seemed to call him He Da.
There was also that vulgar man, Huo Yuan called him a mouse, and I had a deep impression of them. When Huo Yuan called them, I almost remembered the name.
"What else can I do? The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the two are hugging each other under the tree. Hehehe..." The mouse let out a despicable laugh, and then looked at the little nun with a lewd look.
At this time, the little monk and the little nun knelt down with a pounce. The little monk hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "Master, please don't tell our master about this. Please, it's all my fault for being so hot that I was stunned. Amitabha, Amitabha."
"Hey, this kid, you can recite Amitabha Buddha now. Why didn't you think of Buddha when you attacked a woman just now?" He Da slapped the little monk's big bald head.
The young monk did not dare to speak or resist, but just said Amitabha with his hands folded, while the little nun lowered his head and did not speak, blushing with his face.
"Hehe, little monk, otherwise you, your sweetheart, will not tell me about this." The mouse became even more vulgar, and his eyes began to look at the little nun, and his eyes became a little different, becoming hotter and hotter.
"No, no, Amitabha, please spare us?" The little monk was quite conscientious and refused directly. The little nun began to be afraid and rubbed his hands constantly, and even wanted to leave. But the little monk dragged her hand, otherwise she would stand up.
Maybe it would be very serious if these three people told the matter, and the little monk would not dare to leave.
Why do these three guys feel a bit bullying? No matter how wrong they are, it is not the turn of these three here to "show off their power"? This mouse is even more vulgar. He actually wants to occupy someone's little nun. Is it still a human?
"Don't worry, our young master has a friendship with your abbot, we will definitely not tell you about this." Master Guo Dong said with a slight smile.
"Thank you, thank you, Master!" The little monk was extremely happy and quickly clasped his hands together and thanked him, even kowtowed: "A good person will be safe for a lifetime, and will be safe for a lifetime."
"Don't be safe for a good person for life. I feel like I'm sending me a good person card. Thank you, don't just say nothing but do it. It's so hypocritical, just be a little real." Guo Dong rubbed his fingers, and the meaning was very obvious. He wanted money to keep his mouth shut.
From this point of view, Huo Yuan’s three men are not good people. One is lustful and the other is greedy for money. Even monks and nuns don’t let go. I’ve seen it a lot.
The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Is Huo Yuan not a good thing? Is this because of Su Yu looking at him with tinted glasses?
"Your Yunhai Temple should have a lot of gas, so you must pay the hush money, just treat it as giving us tea." Guo Dong continued.
At this time, the young monk reluctantly took out a large stack of banknotes. As soon as Guo Dong saw it, he immediately took it over and refused to leave one for him.
"I'm so stingy, it's only less than two thousand. Forget it, get out of here, it's better than nothing." Guo Dong said.
"Thank you, Master, thank you." The little monk stood up happily and dragged the little nun to run away. The person who called the mouse was very vulgar. While the little nun was running, he forced a handful of people, which made the nun scream loudly, and then hurriedly left.
"It's so good!" The mouse smelled his hands and became intoxicated.
"It's so good, are you sick? Nun, you're also doing it!" He Da cursed at the mouse.
The mouse chuckled and said, "What do you know? This is also a kind of style."
"Ha, it's still charming. I think you will die sooner or later on a woman. The nun and monk's team are next to our tent. If they tell the young master, be careful that the young master will break your dog's legs." He Da continued.
"Hmph, do they dare to say it?" Mouse looked disdainful, "Besides, the young master is probably already in the tent with his wife now, hehe... the lady looks like that and that figure, wow... If I could last once in my life, I will die..."
At this time, there was a sudden loud bang, and Guo Dong slapped the mouse hard, directly slamming the mouse.
"Damage comes from the mouth. You dare to say such words. Are you tired of living? Shut up and understand?" Guo Dong said viciously to the mouse.
"I understand, I understand, Master, I was wrong. I deserve to die, I should slap my mouth, slap my mouth!" The mouse pretended to slap his big mouth.
"What are we doing?" Guo Dong asked.
"You're out to pee, and go back after putting the water." The mouse replied seriously.
"Then just scatter, don't talk too much, otherwise no one will know that you, a mouse, died in the stinky ditch." After Guo Dong finished speaking, he began to piss on the tree trunk. He and the mouse also followed him, and suddenly a smell of urine rushed up, choking me so that I almost fell down.
"Master, in fact, Su Yu can't be our young master's wife, don't you have to respect her so much, right?" He Da suddenly said something to Guo Dong that shocked me.
What does this mean? Isn’t Su Yu Huo Yuan’s fiancée? Why can’t he be Huo Yuan’s wife? I immediately had a huge question, and then I raised my ears and listened to their conversation very seriously.
"So what? At least now she is, and she has ears across the wall, don't talk nonsense!" Although Guo Dong was greedy for money, he was obviously meticulous and had higher IQ than the other two people, so he was worthy of being a master.
He laughed: "What are you afraid of? This is a forbidden place for living people and there is no one. Then Su Yu waits for our young master to book her tonight, and she will become the most perfect sacrifice. Oh... Master, what are you doing? Don't... Don't pee on me, Master, don't..."
"I also said that the two bald men just now were like you. I thought there was no one in the forbidden area of ​​living people. Isn't it that I met us? Be careful and don't talk nonsense. Did you hear it?" Guo Dong looked at He Dong, then looked at the mouse, and then instructed fiercely.
"I heard it, Master!" the two of them replied one after another, as if they were listening to the master's words.
At this moment, they had already finished peeing. After shaking a few times, the three of them lifted their pants and left.
Guo Dong is a bit amazing because he does have ears in the wall. I, who is on the tree, can hear things clearly and clearly.
This matter seems a bit amazing. So Huo Yuan doesn't really want to marry Su Yu, but wants to deal with her as soon as possible and then use her as a sacrifice.
Chapter completed!