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Chapter 764 Funny Master

After returning from the Tianshi Sect, Zhou Yueting and I started to recover from our injuries. Even the little fox was seriously injured and could not recover in less than ten days.
The tattoo shop has started to rebuild, and there are crackling sounds every day, which is so loud that it is so good that it will be better if it is suspended at night, but it is well built, and many houses are slowly getting up.
Thanks to this destruction, the alley was gone, and many buildings were built, which gradually flourished and there were many shops and entertainment measures. The women in the alley went to the foot washing city. Although the same job was the same, the environment was different. The shorts continued to visit. When they came back, they were full of spring and had a lot of fun.
On the tenth day after I came back, I asked him to take Guo Yida back, but he refused to do so, saying that Guo Yida had a great time with the female corpse in the crematorium and was unwilling to come back at all, and it would be useless if he went there.
I couldn't help but wonder, could Guo Yida inherit Hong Wu's mantle? But it doesn't matter, he is still a corpse now, not a human being.
At this moment, a person suddenly came in outside and said he wanted to make ghost patterns.
There are construction around this area. I thought no customers would come to me, but I didn't expect that there would be one. This made me so happy that I quickly poured tea and handed water. How long has it been since I took on the business? If this continues, two years will have to pass in the blink of an eye. When will 100 million be enough?
It was a man who was in his forties and wearing dark glasses. The first thing he sat down was asking me, is this tattoo tube exorcising evil spirits?
I nodded repeatedly and said that ghost lines have many functions, and exorcising evil is one of the functions. Of course, the corresponding ghost lines on the tattoo will be significant. You have to tell me what evil things I encountered before I know what tattoo I tattooed.
The man sighed and said that he actually found this, not to give him a tattoo, but to his father.
The man's name is Ma Xiaodong. A few years ago, his father seemed to have been infected. He said he was a master everywhere and thought he was the head of the Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi Sect. He was confused all day long, just like he had paranoia, and even accepted disciples everywhere.
When Ba Zixing heard this, they looked at each other, not knowing what to say. Maybe... his father is not possessed by evil spirits, but just a simple paranoia! Or a liar.
Ma Xiaodong seemed to see what we meant, and quickly took out a video for us to show. In the video, an old man was urging some lightning five-straight whip. His twitching look really looked like he was possessed by an evil spirit, like a ghost, not like practicing Tai Chi.
The dwarf Xing immediately said, just this trick, he could shoot seven whips. As he said, the old man in the video twitched, but I kicked it away with one kick. It was a fool, which affected my business and would go crazy.
Ma Xiaodong said that this video may not prove that his father was infected, but one day when he and his father went to the gym, his father suddenly started to talk to himself.
Ma Xiaodong was very depressed because his father seemed to be talking to the air, so there was no one in front of him.
As he was talking, he suddenly punched himself and said that two young men were sneaking into him, in their thirties, one weighed more than ninety kilograms and the other weighed more than eighty kilograms, and even scolded him for being unfair and moral.
However, Ma Xiaodong couldn't see anyone at all, and his father seemed to have been possessed by evil spirits.
After listening to Ma Xiaodong's words, Ba Zixing and I looked at each other again, this...
"Have you taken him there, have you seen your brain?" I said carefully, because it is easy to get beaten, but I still have to say that this is not necessarily an evil person, it may be just a mental illness, and paranoia is also a symptom.
Ma Xiaodong said of course there were, and I went to see it many times, but the doctor said there was no problem.
This is strange. It’s not that there is a brain problem. Is it really an evil person? But I have never heard of it. An evil person is a symptom. This cannot be said to be thrilling, or weird, but it is just funny. I wanted to laugh, but I held it back because I am a professional, no matter how funny I will not laugh.
"Are there any other symptoms?" I asked again.
Ma Xiaodong shook his head and said that his father had no other weird things except this, and everything was normal.
I frowned, not sure what to say. Although I haven't been in the industry for a long time, this is the first time I have seen this symptom of being possessed by evil spirits. I wonder if there is really a "dirty thing". If it's really a ghost, then this ghost is too silly, right? It may be a martial arts mystery during my lifetime.
"How about it? Can I tattoo a ghost pattern on my dad to ward off evil spirits?" asked Ma Xiaodong.
I said this is of course possible. It is a simple task. I have to take a look before this. If it is really evil, it is easy to deal with. I have a lot of ghost patterns that can drive away ghosts and evil spirits, and I can do whatever I want.
Ma Xiaodong said it was no problem. His father would be at home tomorrow night and could take us to see it. Then he would tattoo a ghost pattern on him to suppress evil, so he would be relieved.
Ma Xiaodong left an address and phone number and left, and asked us to go tomorrow at 7 o'clock. He and his father were at home. Please ask about ghost patterns and leave after that!
At this time, the dwarf came over with a funny expression: "Boss, are you really going? Master Ma is a liar at first glance, and it has nothing to do with any evil. Now it is all clowns in the palace, and the master is wandering, and they are pretending for the sake of profit."
I glanced at the address and phone number left by Ma Xiaodong and smiled and said, "What if he doesn't matter, he doesn't make a bastard with money, and his yang pattern does not hurt his body. Even if he is not accustomed to evil, he can still tattoo it. Just treat Master Ma's tattoo to ensure safety."
"Hehe, aren't you afraid that he will whip you with the lightning five whip?" said the dwarf, and began to twitch again, but he was quite good at learning, making people laugh.
At this moment, another guest came. Baw Xing immediately clapped his hands and said, "Double Happyness is worthy of being a pimp." His mouth is really slippery."
This guest is a woman, dressed in a colorful manner, which can be said to be a bit exposed. The skirt is so short that it is indescribable that it is better not to wear it. The emperor's new clothes are actually quite good.
After the woman walked in, she lit a cigarette and said, "I used to see this tattoo shop every day, but it was the first time I came in."
Baw Xing seemed to know her, saying that her name was Lingling. She used to do it in the alley, but now she has entered the foot washing city. Although the environment is different, she is still a good master.
As the saying goes, laugh at the poor but not at prostitutes. The short guys don’t discriminate against them much. Instead, they often help and are a good person!
"Uncle Xing, you have a knife on the head of the word "se". Be careful that your body and wallet will be drained." I laughed.
"Tsk, kid, don't talk nonsense. How could I, Bald Child, be that kind of person?" Bald Child, quickly denied, but his eyes were staring at Lingling like a pervert.
Lingling has naturally seen many men in this industry and knows what men are thinking, but she is not here today to pick up customers.
"Lingling, are you going to have a tattoo?" Bald Zixing quickly greeted him with a smile, then pulled Lingling down. During this pull, Bald Zixing had already taken a lot of oil. The other person touched his little hand again and again. Lingling did not dislike him, but instead gave Bald Zixing a charming look and electrocuted Bald Zixing, which made him numb all over.
"Uncle Xing, can you give me a discount?" Lingling is worthy of being an expert. It's really realistic. The seduction just now was all for the present.
Baw Xing quickly laughed and said, "It depends on what tattoo you have. Ordinary tattoos. I ask the boss to give you a 20% discount. At most, I don't want the commission. If the ghost tattoo is more expensive, I can't make the decision."
In addition to ghost tattoos, I actually do other tattoos, but few people usually ask me to do this. Whenever Bald guy succeeds, I give him a commission. Otherwise, this guy would be lazy and not so active in his work.
Seeing that Baw Xing could not make decisions, Lingling immediately sat a little farther away and no longer stood next to Baw Xing, but sat towards me. It was so realistic that it was extremely realistic.
"Little handsome guy..."
"Oh, if you have something to say, don't talk with me, I can't stand it." I quickly rejected her "good intention". I opened the door to do business. This trick was useless. If I really wanted to do this, I would go to the foot washing city with the short guy.
Seeing that this trick was useless to me, Lingling had to give up and then turned to ask about the tattoo: "Is your so-called ghost pattern really reliable?"
"What are you... ghost patterns for?" I asked.
Chapter completed!
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