Chapter 79 Thousand Techniques
After leaving the crematorium, I couldn't call a car outside, so I had to walk an extra kilometer before I could intercept one for rent.
When he returned to the tattoo shop, Chen Gou was gone. Baw Xing said that he couldn't wait for so long and his hands were itchy, so he went to take a gamble first.
I don’t know about the gambler yet. I basically have to wait for tomorrow when I sit down.
Forget it, I have already collected the money anyway, so he will be tattooed whenever he likes.
I thought about pouring this ghost into the paint first so that I would not have too many dreams at night, and if I run away, I would lose a lot.
But at this moment, suddenly the things inside the bamboo tube spoke. He was different from other ghosts. He tapped the bamboo tube gently and asked me in a negotiated tone, whether I could let him go, of course, he would give me corresponding benefits.
I haven't spoken yet, the dwarf was so interested. He said, "What benefits can you give me if you are a ghost?" It's okay if you say you are a female ghost, but what else can you have as a male ghost?"
This short man was so afraid of ghosts that he was so afraid of them. He was not afraid of the ghosts in the bamboo tube. He probably used to this thing when my grandfather was tattooed.
The dwarf said that the ghost in the bamboo tube was like a tiger in a cage, and he was afraid of a hammer.
The ghost inside the bamboo tube was silent for a while before saying, "I can teach you thousands of techniques."
Thousand Arts? Is it the legendary trick of cheating? This is a good thing for people who love to gambling.
I also suddenly became curious and asked hurriedly: "When we learn this thing, can we become the god of gambling?"
The ghost in the bamboo tube smiled bitterly. He said that the things that the gods of gambling on TV are all fake. The real gambling technique is not that magical, otherwise he would not have been discovered by someone and left behind to become a ghost.
Then I said you can't do it, what's the use of learning from you? As I said that, I'm going to pour him into the paint again.
"Don't, listen to me, don't be impulsive..." The ghost inside the bamboo tube was so scared that he quickly called to stop.
I am a little impatient, so what's wrong? If you have any last words, I can barely take care of you if your wife and children are beautiful.
The ghost in the bamboo tube said that he can teach us quick-wild techniques. Although it is not that magical, it is enough to deal with ordinary people. We are not professional gambling dogs and do not need to be so meticulous. If you learn what he does, you will let him go and he will teach us something even better.
As he said that, he tsk us twice, and then said in a slutty voice: "If you don't want to win money, you can use the skills I gave to win girls. As for the bet, you know."
The short man was excited when he heard that he could pick up girls, and his eyes began to shine. He touched me and whispered that the tattoo had not started anyway. Why not have fun with this ghost? Maybe you can learn something.
Anyway, he is dead, it’s useless to learn, let’s talk about the others.
There is nothing wrong with Bald Man Xing's words. If you don't learn dead things, they will disappear. Anyway, Chen Gou didn't come, so he didn't rush to tattoo for a while, so he let the ghost live for a while.
After some discussion, we began to practice according to the ghost's guidance. This quick trick can be learned in one night, which is undoubtedly a reshuffle and change card. We are quite unfamiliar and not very good, but if I and Xiao Zixing cooperate, there is absolutely no problem coaxing ordinary people.
The next morning, the sisters Su Qing and Su Yu came again and said that the God Master asked them to bring me a box, but they didn't know what it was inside, so they asked me to open it to make it clear.
As soon as I saw them, I had an idea. I just learned the thousand techniques I had just learned last night and just used them for experiments. As for the box, I will put it aside.
I suggested that they play mahjong, but Su Yu said she didn't gamble. I said it's okay, if you don't gamble, it's not considered gambling. If we gamble clothes, we will pick one if we lose once.
Su Yu's face turned red and she disagreed even more. Su Qing smiled at this time, and hugged her chest and said, "Hmph, I think beautifully, let's do it. You lose, give the money, we lose, take off our clothes."
After saying that, Su Qing gave Su Yu a look, as if she was sending some signal, so Su Yu half-swered and agreed.
Although it is strange that they can agree with this suggestion, I can't care so much, so I use them as an experiment to try how I practiced the Thousand Arts last night.
Without further ado, we started playing four-person mahjong. I played with Xia Zixing and I, which was smooth sailing at the beginning. We used the Thousand Arts to win various advantages. The first two games made the two sisters lose and take two clothes.
Seeing the fewer and fewer clothes, Xiaozixing and I swallowed. This kind of welfare was not available at all times. If we work hard, it might be even greater.
But at this time, Su Qing went to a toilet. After the toilet came back, the situation immediately changed and strange things happened frequently.
First, the dwarf played all kinds of wrong cards, and I always felt that something blinded my eyes at the critical moment, and I didn’t see the Hu card. I made all kinds of mistakes because of the fraud, but fortunately I was not discovered.
Later, after about an hour of fighting, we won the first two games. After Su Qing went to the bathroom, we lost without winning a single game. Not only did we shatter our imagination, we also lost more than 10,000 yuan in one breath, and I almost vomited blood.
I felt something was wrong and quickly asked them if they were cheating? Perhaps their skills were better than us.
Su Qing sneered and said, "Die Mouse, are you the ones who cheated?"
The short guy and I were speechless. It turned out that they had discovered it a long time ago, but if they had not made any mistakes, how could they beat us?
Su Qing pointed to the toilet at this time and asked us to go in and see it ourselves.
The short brother opened the toilet door and saw three incense sticks and a yellow talisman, which contained two mahjong talismans.
After Xiao Zixing came out, he murmured: "Can you hired a mahjong ghost?"
Su Qing smiled sinisterly, then drew her fingers on our foreheads, and finally shouted: "Open!"
At this time, my eyes stinged. When I opened my eyes for a few seconds, I suddenly found a little green ghost crawling on the mahjong table. Its head was square, like mahjong, and its eyes and nose were squeezed together. It looked very awkward, with short hands and feet, which looked a bit like a short person.
It seemed very timid. When Xiao Zixing and I saw it, we immediately frightened away and disappeared with a puff.
"Little boss, we've played it for you. These two girls hired a mahjong ghost. We won't blame us for losing." The dwarf Xing patted his chest regretfully.
"Hmph, but you have bad intentions first, and you deserve it. We will accept this more than 10,000 yuan." Su Qing happily collected the money.
Damn, it turns out that something like an immoral fraud will be retribution. I really believe that ghost.
In anger, I poured the ghost into the paint directly, and it would be useless for him to plead with him.
Chapter completed!