06. Small fish hurt me(1/2)
snort!
How can you, a eunuch who is already purified at the age of five, understand the pain of a man!
Chen Lang ignored Eunuch Liu and continued to follow his own rhythm.
Eunuch Liu curled his lips and said to himself: Bah, Bah, you are such a ungrateful little bastard. Let you be proud for a long time. You will naturally feel better later. Don’t blame our ruthlessness at that time!
After breakfast, General Zhang Yan suddenly came. He and Eunuch Liu were talking to each other and didn't know what they were saying. After a while, the two seemed to have reached some consensus and looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
Uh ~
Chen Lang wanted to vomit a little. Anyway, it was difficult for him to give out the smile like Zhang Yan just now when facing Eunuch Liu's face. In fact, it can be guessed with his toes. The matter discussed between the two must be related to Chen Lang, but Chen Lang had no choice but to fight and could not ask, so he could only wait.
At least for the moment, Chen Lang felt that it was pretty good. If he could really become the crown prince of Liang, why not do it?
Before leaving, Eunuch Liu told Chen Lang with a cold expression: "Stay at home and don't go out and run around. If you let outsiders see you, you will be done."
"Oh." Chen Lang nodded slowly.
Who is considered an outsider? Chen Lang doesn't understand very well. But Chen Lang must be able to stay in these two rooms with peace of mind. After all, he was thinking about the golden fingers and hiding to study the golden fingers, which was just right.
Bang!
After Eunuch Liu and Zhang Yan went out, a loud sound came from the door, which sounded like a chain locking from the outside. Chen Lang walked to the door and tried to pull it a few times. Sure enough, he heard the sound of metal collision outside, and the door was obviously unable to be opened from the inside.
Cut ~
I promised not to go out for a run, but Eunuch Liu still had to lock it up. The reason was probably that he didn't believe me, or it was a big deal, so he seemed very cautious.
Chen Lang didn't think about it carefully, he stretched casually, and then went back to the inner room to continue studying the gold fingers.
These two rooms of Eunuch Liu are not very special. If you come in through the gate, you can see a square Eight Immortals table with two wooden chairs under the table, and there is a bamboo bed next to it. You can sit on the bed when eating.
There is a dilapidated desk on the left side of the outer room, but there is no matching chair. There are no books on the desk, proving that Eunuch Liu is not a scholar.
There is also a small cabinet on the right, including bowls and chopsticks, with only three sets of them in total, and it is estimated that there are few ordinary guests.
Compared with the outer room, the furniture in the inner room is simpler and smaller in size. A large bed almost fills the entire room, leaving only a small space for movement.
However, Chen Lang did not need much space to test the gold fingers, so it was enough to give a large bed.
...
Wanhe Palace.
Eunuch Wang brought many eunuchs and palace maids to rummage around. As he flipped through, Emperor Liang walked from the cold side of the corridor where Chen Lang escaped last night. Looking at this scene, the thing Liang Huang was looking for was probably not found.
But Emperor Liang still asked majestic: "Did you see anything?"
"Report to Your Majesty, every place has been turned over, and no finger trap of the defeated general Xu Ruogu has been found." Eunuch Wang dragged his long answer.
Emperor Liang slowly walked towards the dragon throne and shook his head slowly. Where did that gadget throw? If it wasn't in Wanhe Palace, would it be in the Imperial Study Room or the bed of Zhenfei?
But the last memory of Xu Ruogu's finger in my mind was in this Wanhe Palace...
As Liang walked, he thought, and soon he went to the dragon chaise. He sat on the dragon chaise and thought about where the finger condom would be. After sitting on the wide and thick dragon chaise for about half a minute, Liang Huang suddenly frowned tightly, and his voice increased by octave:
"Why does the Wild Dragon Chair have an unpleasant odor?"
Hearing this sentence, Eunuch Wang hurried forward, put his nose on the dragon chaise and sniffed it hard, and then said, "But there is no particularly unpleasant smell."
Hehehehe~
When Eunuch Wang said this, the two little palace maids pursed their lips and smiled secretly. They had been looking for something next to the dragon chaise before. The strange smell, you would know that it was a slutty urine or a stinky sweat.
However, only Emperor Liang can sit on the dragon chaise long. If it is smelly, Emperor Liang himself is smelly. After all, it is normal for the dragon chaise long to be used, and it is normal for him to get some odor when he is used.
It is precisely because of this that the clever Eunuch Wang said it wasn't too smelly after smelling the nose hard.
Hey~
Why are there two palace maids laughing secretly? Why are there two little eunuchs who want to laugh but dare not? Why are there more palace maids and eunuchs who lower their heads and maintain their facial expressions very hard?
Looking at the appearance of the sentient beings in the hall, Emperor Liang suddenly realized that saying that the dragon throne smelled was like he smelled? So he was furious, but he couldn't attack on the spot.
When the prince saw this, he quickly lowered his voice and said, "If your Majesty doesn't like it, you will wash the dragon throne now."
"Okay!" Emperor Liang made a quick decision, "It's true that the dragon throne has not been cleaned for quite a long time. Today's Wu Dynasty was cancelled. If you come to court, tell them that if you have something to go to the imperial study, you can just retreat directly to court if you have nothing to do."
"Here." Eunuch Wang replied.
Emperor Liang stood up and left Wanhe Palace with expressionless expression.
Compared with the related plans for the prince's pledge, the little thing Xu Ruogu pointed out was nothing. Speaking of which, Emperor Liang had arranged an envoy to ride a horse to Xu State last night and proposed a plan to exchange pledge for the prince.
According to Emperor Liang's inference, Emperor Xu is very likely to accept the plan. At most, the State of Liang will be allowed to pay tribute to the State of Xu every year. Emperor Liang has been mentally prepared for the tribute.
Who told the front line to lose again and again?
...
At noon, Chen Lang was wearing only a pair of shorts and was studying gold fingers carefully on the bed inside. He clearly remembered that those classmates who liked to read novels all looked furious when they talked about gold fingers. Why didn’t it be useless to me?
Could it be that I was wrong? The so-called gold fingers are not gold-colored fingers, but something else?
Chen Lang couldn't figure it out.
Suddenly, the iron chain outside the door was noisy, and Chen Lang quickly bounced up, and in a panic, he hid his golden finger under the bed board, and then began to dress.
After sorting out the floor, Eunuch Liu walked in from the outer room: "I thought you were out."
???
The door was locked by iron chains, how could I get out! Chen Lang shrugged his shoulders and said nothing.
"Come here to have a meal." Eunuch Liu smiled.
For a moment, Chen Lang felt that Eunuch Liu was hiding a knife in his smile this time! He walked to the outer room anxiously and saw a fragrant roast chicken on the dining table, and there were several other mouth-watering dishes.
There were three pairs of bowls and chopsticks, including Eunuch Liu Chen Lang and Zhang Yan. Zhang Yan picked up the chopsticks and pulled off a chicken leg with the chopsticks. I thought the chicken leg would definitely fall into Zhang Yan's bowl, but I gave it to Chen Lang.
What?
Chen Lang was a little confused. Zhang Yan had not started eating yet, but first gave Chen Lang a chicken leg. You must know that some time ago, Zhang Yan asked Chen Lang to pick up food for him, but Chen Lang refused from beginning to end.
Now it was suddenly changed to Liang State General Zhang Yan to pick up food for Chen Lang, which was a little uncomfortable. Could it be that after Emperor Liang met Chen Lang yesterday, he had already enthroned Chen Lang as the crown prince?
don't know.
Anyway, let’s have a feast first. Chen Lang has a feeling that something will happen soon. As for good or bad, this is not something that Chen Lang can control. Now he can only take one step at a time.
This is a special lunch. The two chicken legs of roast chicken on the table were given to Chen Lang, and two chicken wings and cockscombs were provided. If Chen Lang hadn't made it clear that he wouldn't eat chicken butts, otherwise the thing would have belonged to him.
But the more this happens, the more Chen Lang has a very ominous premonition. Especially the dull atmosphere at the dinner table reminds him of the so-called slaughtered rice.
Pooh!
Don’t think about it, don’t treat kindness as a donkey’s liver and lungs! At least from the current situation, although Eunuch Liu and Zhang Yan sometimes seem harsh, they are pretty good overall.
Chen Lang frowned slightly, and a voice in his mind comforted himself.
After lunch, Eunuch Liu hurried out, leaving Chen Lang and General Zhang Yan in the room. Zhang Yan lay on the bamboo bed, crossing his legs and closing his eyes to rest, with his face as if he was about to eat you.
Oops ~
Chen Lang felt even more and more wrong. Perhaps a tragedy will take place when Eunuch Liu comes back soon.
Escape?
Chen Lang wanted to escape but not at this moment, but he was very confused. How good would it be if he had a coin in his hand now, then he could decide whether to escape or not by tossing the coin.
You should know that before traveling through time, Chen Lang often used the trick of tossing coins to make decisions, even if he did the exam, it was most suitable for tossing coins when he encountered a multiple-choice question. If he encountered a multiple-choice question, he could also use tossed coins to solve it, but it only needed to throw it twice.
"Is today's roast chicken delicious?" Zhang Yan asked suddenly.
"Okay...eat." Chen Lang replied hesitantly. He thought Zhang Yan might fall asleep immediately after a while, but he took the initiative to talk to Chen Lang.
Alas ~
If Zhang Yan, who has a high level of cultivation, did not fall asleep, there would be no such thing as Chen Lang running away.
However, Zhang Yan just asked a question, and then he became silent. The two big men lived in the same room, and the air in the room became awkward. Chen Lang couldn't sit still and even looked forward to Eunuch Liu coming back soon.
He has been looking forward to it.
When Eunuch Liu came back, he was holding a scroll, followed by a short fat man. The short fat man was carrying a small bamboo basket, and there was something inside.
"This is Xian Mobai, the chief miracle doctor of Liang State." Eunuch Liu introduced.
Miracle doctor?
Chen Lang never expected that the short and fat man in front of him, with a fat face, a thick neck, a flushed cheek, and a facial features that seemed to be about to squeeze together, was actually a miracle doctor in Liang State!
Seeing Chen Lang, a strange light shone in Xian Mobai's eyes. Chen Lang's thoughts were swaying down, and he felt that Xian Mobai's eyes looked like scientists looking at a tiny white mouse for experiments.
Zhang Yan got up from the bamboo bed, lifted his hair and asked, "Is there any way to make his hair grow faster?"
"It's not possible." Xian Mobai glared straightforwardly at Zhang Yan.
Eunuch Liu raised his arm and shook it, and the scroll he had just brought in spread out in the air. The person in the painting was a handsome boy, with sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes, and a face as sharp as a carving.
Isn’t this the portrait of Chen Lang?
Wrong, there is an invisible but visible scar on the left forehead of the person in the painting. Judging from the painter's ink, the scar may be red.
To be continued...