Chapter 386 Fat girl
"I said you two are mentally retarded and blind?
No matter how beautiful or ugly you are, you can’t tell the difference between beauty and ugliness?
?”
At this moment, Ming Shuang'er couldn't help it and said speechlessly.
"What's the meaning?
Our aesthetics are unparalleled in the world! Our aesthetics are no problem!"
Listening to Ming Shuang'er's words, the two guards looked at each other and then replied.
When Ming Shuang'er heard the two of them answered, she almost vomited.
"Aesthetics is unparalleled in the world?
Is there anything like this?
I really didn’t expect that aesthetics were divided into levels!”
At this moment, Ming Shuang'er looked at the two guards and felt powerless to complain.
"Hmph! Our king is the best in the world. You will definitely be amazed when you see it!"
"Yes, our king is unparalleled in appearance, you will definitely be impressed when you see it!!"
At this moment, the two guards were still boasting that the bald middle-aged man was very beautiful.
As Ming Shuanger and others heard it, they felt embarrassed and cancer was about to be involved! What kind of world is this?
How could there be such a person?
"You two are kicked by the donkey. If your head is not good, don't mess around. You are afraid that you have never seen what real appearance is, right?
Look at these two handsome guys, are they handsome guys? What kind of king you are talking about is a frustrating guy!”
Looking at the two guards, Ming Shuang'er sneered.
"You woman, you, repeatedly blasphemed our king, is unbearable!!"
At this moment, the two gritted their teeth at Ming Shuang'er.
It's almost time to take action.
But just as the two were about to take action, a smell of smell came from behind them.
And the smell of odor was a fat woman.
The woman's arms were thicker than normal people's legs, and her legs were thicker than normal people's waist, especially her calves, which looked like a trouser, layered, making people's scalp numb! And the woman had a big mole on her nose! Also, a big mole on the corner of her mouth also had a big mole on her mouth.
Her fat body, her fat face, and two fat big characters on her face make her look like a moving fat mountain.
But it was given by my parents to look ugly, so it was no big deal.
But she is ugly, and she is still flirting with her head, charming, and pretending to be liked! What is the lotus finger and pouting lips! If she is beautiful, she will definitely be pleasing to the eye.
It is purely crazy to do this! "Vomit..." Looking at the fat woman who was constantly posing, the iron-blooded dragon king Han Feng, and the old Huo all vomited together.
If it is said that because of the aesthetic problems of the two guards, several people spit out the food they had in their previous life, then now because of this fat woman pretending to behave, several people spit out the food they had in their previous life and the food they had in their previous life! "What's wrong with this world?
It's really scary.
Extremely terrible!"
Although the Iron Blood Dragon King has experienced many battles, he has seen all kinds of strange and chaotic phenomena.
But this is the first time he has seen this scene today! It is so terrifying! It can only be described in these few words! But what the few people did not expect was that something that made them even more nauseous is still there.
"Sir, why are you here?
?”
At this moment, the two guards who had just angrily criticized Ming Shuang'er's eyes immediately glowed and showed their love wildly. That way, it was obvious that they fell in love with this fat woman at first sight! "You two lick the dogs quietly. When you see a beautiful woman like me, you can't even walk on the road, right?"
At this moment, the fat woman's fat lips trembled a few times, then she held the orchid finger and began to scratch her head and pose! "Hait..." The few people looked at the two guards who were admiring this fat woman and vomited wildly again! "What's wrong with this world?
?”
The Iron Blood Dragon King couldn't help asking questions again.
"You two dodge your way. You guys are not worthy of me at all! You are a fairy-like figure like me, only the handsome guy in front is enough to match me!!"
At this moment, the fat woman looked at Han Feng, licked her lips with her thick tongue, and then she started to pose again.
"Little handsome guy, goddess, I like you so much, how can you sleep with me tonight?
You must know that there are so many people who want to sleep with me. It is your honor to be able to sleep with me!"
Looking at Han Feng, the fat woman said proudly with a look of face.
"Vomit..." As soon as the fat girl finished speaking, Han Feng vomited on the spot.
Naturally, the Iron Blood Dragon King also vomited violently on the spot.
"What's wrong with this world?"
Several people asked questions again.
And at this moment, Ming Shuang'er was really unable to bear it.
"You are so ugly, you are so fatter than a pig, and fatter than an elephant. When a dog sees you, you don't want to take a look. Where did you get the confidence that you are a goddess? Others' heads are kicked by donkeys! And you've got the donkeys' heads ten times!?"
Looking at the fat woman, Ming Shuang'er was merciless and said unceasingly.
"What?
You actually said that my head was kicked by the donkey?
He also said that I am fatter than a pig and fatter than an elephant?
You..." "Hehehe...you are really good at speaking. Little sister, I don't have to praise me like that, giggle..." At this moment, the fat female stern suddenly changed and then she giggled.
Then she poses again.
She actually said that Ming Shuang'er was praising her! What was going on?
Naturally, everyone doesn’t know that fat is the beauty here.
It can be said that the fatter you describe a person, the more you really praise her.
When people outside hear others say they have lost weight, they will definitely be secretly happy.
And people here will definitely feel unhappy when they hear others say they have lost weight.
On the contrary, if someone praises you for being fat, it is a naked compliment! Under normal circumstances, others say that a person is fat, at most you will say that you have more meat or something.
It is already a limit to praise to say that you are as fat as a pig! Ming Shuang'er just said that this fat woman looks like an elephant.
This is the praise that has been praised to the extreme! "Hahaha, little sister, you speak so beautifully. Can you praise me a few more words?"
At this moment, the fat woman looked at Ming Shuang'er and immediately said with a look of flirtatiousness.
"What?
Praise you?
When did I praise you?
Why don't I know?
?”
At this moment, Ming Shuang'er looked at the fat girl and said in surprise.
You know, she just said that she was ugly! Why did she praise her when she got to her?
Silent! Ming Shuang'er felt a little confused.
"Oh, little sister, the old saying goes, it's not scary to show off, the most terrible thing is the nameless show off! And you praise me, the most terrible thing is the invisible thing, it seems that my beauty can cover up the brilliance of the sun and the moon, and my beauty can already shock the world and cry ghosts and gods!"
Chapter completed!