144 Zhang Jin's Balls
Even though Luo Bei didn't attack Zhang Jin, the peak of life in the eyes of alcoholics, with those ignorant people the night before, after a night of several drinks, when he got up the next morning, he was still feeling shabby.
Weakness.
Luo Bei's behavior was actually very normal. After all, he kept drinking until one or two o'clock in the middle of the night last night. When he got up at seven o'clock, he only slept for four or five hours after being hungover. This fat man didn't have Zhang Jin's "Martial Arts"
"Three Kingdoms" system, it is impossible for someone as evil as Zhang Jin to be full of energy.
At breakfast, Zhang Jin and Luo Bei were sitting in the porridge shop, each holding a bowl of steaming meat porridge, sweating on their foreheads as they ate. The difference was that Zhang Jin's face was still glowing, and he was snoring with great appetite.
There was a constant sound, and Luo Bei's face was as pale as a vampire, and he obviously had a poor appetite. He even retched from time to time and spewed out bursts of unpleasant alcohol odor.
"Lao Jin, look at my eyes, are they like wave candy, full of spiral patterns like snail shells?" Luo Bei's hoarse voice and feeble voice sounded like he was seriously ill and blind.
Like a patient taking his last breath. Use this tone to dub the martyrs and say, 'This is my party dues...' and so on. It is absolutely majestic and upright, and it will definitely make everyone cry and hurt.
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"Snoring..." Zhang Jin blew away the hot air from the bowl, took a pleasant sip of the tender meat porridge, and said in a very lazy tone: "How can it be so serious? You just cried so sadly last night that your voice was so loud
It's too big. It's really embarrassing for you yesterday. You were a very old man. You sat on the curb and howled, and no one could pull you up. In the end, you attracted all the women..."
Luo Bei may have had mixed feelings the night before because of premarital phobia, or he thought about the huge change in his identity from a "young man" to a married "middle-aged uncle" after getting married.
With the excitement, I became a modern male version of 'Meng Jiangnu'.
Hearing what Zhang Jin said, Luo Bei also vaguely remembered his embarrassment yesterday, his face felt a little unnatural, and he even temporarily forgot about the performance of 'pretending to be dead', and quickly and nervously leaned into Zhang Jin's ear and whispered
He begged and said: "I'm talking about Lao Jin, just say this."
Forget it, please don’t spread it to my wife’s ears. You also know that women are small-minded, especially this one in my family. If she knew what I was like yesterday, she would think that I don’t want to marry her.
, I still don’t know what the fuss will be like..."
Luo Bei's wife is called Lu Wan, and she is the cashier of a trading company. She is a fellow villager of Zhang Jin, and she is also from Heilongjiang Province. This woman not only has the tall and slender figure unique to Northeastern girls, but also has the frankness and fierceness of Northeastern people.
Her personality has nothing to do with the word "wan" in her name! Speaking of it, she is very similar to "Sun Erniang" in "Water Tour".
When Luo Bei's logistics company was in conflict with its peers, the rival company hired gangsters to smash up the store. As a result, Luo Bei reported the case to the police station, and Comrade Chacha's family simply registered and then disappeared without any response. However, the store was smashed.
The gangsters were more dedicated than the uniformed brother. They would come here every once in a while to visit the house. One day they would throw some paint, the next day they would smash two pieces of glass, the day after tomorrow they would throw some poop on the door. They would come and visit frequently.
After a few days, Luo was struggling, and he was almost moved to move the door.
Later, Lu Wan knew this incident. As a result, this fierce sister, resolutely temporarily 'switching Congrong', gathered a group of folks and killed the past. More than a dozen people squatted with steel pipes and waited for one night.
Several guys who smashed the shop in the middle of the night caught them without leaks, and sent them all to ***. In the end, they made the opposite company that moved.
Finally, even if Luo Bei has to admit, the education of Comrade Chacha is always so profound. It is always said so little and done so well.
It's better to ask yourself '!
I remember that once Luo prepared the wine, he admitted, "Our wife is definitely tied to the world to love me with my mother! However
Supporters of Legalist doctrine.
Even in bed, she had to ride me, and she had to be on it ... "
Think about it, Luo, who has a gentle personality, marries this fierce sister, can the family status be higher? Luo Bei can hold the right to speak?
Therefore, no wonder Zhang Jin mentioned Luo Bei's shameful pre -marital syndrome last night. Luo Bei will whisper so sincerely. You know, no matter in any era, the ruler has no confidence to speak loudly!
After Zhang Jin repeatedly promised that he would not leak the ugly state of Luo Wan yesterday, Luo Bei was restored to a half -dead state. He yawned like a addictive addict with addiction.
When the last two were in the car, when I was going to rush to the wedding scene where the rehearsal today, I saw that Luo Bei's plague chicken -like, and I was not assured that Luo Bei's current driving state had to throw this guy and one.
Peanut -sized emerald green pills.
"Eat this, it will be uncomfortable to look at you!" To be honest, if it was not necessary, Zhang Jin really did not like to be distributed by various drugs sold by the system.
If it is too low -key, it does not meet Zhang Jin's style .1
"What is this?" Looking at things pinching between Zhang Jin's thumbs and index fingers, Luo Bei, who was sitting on the driver's seat, suspended the action of mobilizing the car and asked in doubt.
"Chinese medicine pills, hangover!" Zhang Jin's answer was very direct, very simple.
Luo Bei picked the Yao pill from Zhang Jin's hand, put it in front of him, and sniffed it carefully on the nose. "
Passion? Are you sure you can eat this thing? "
Luo Bei felt that the pill in his hand was hard and did not smell any taste. Coupled with the green color of the pill itself, it made him feel that this thing did not look like something in his mouth.
He is medical, but he has seen some Chinese medicine balls. Whether it is Liuwei Dihuang Wan or Hawthorn Pills, it is not like this.
What's more, Zhang Jin's guy likes to report, offending this little man, and if you do n’t want to die, then you do n’t want to die. Last night, I drank it.
Is this careful guy?
Luo Bei feels a little trembling!
Seeing that I managed to contribute to the "Ning Shen Dan" that made Luo Bei and poison -like umbrellas in his hands, Zhang Jin was suddenly unwilling, his face, his mouth, and said uncomfortably: "Ah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you
If I do n’t dare to eat it, I will return it to me. I felt that this good thing was wasteful for you, just exempt me from distressed! "
Speaking, Zhang Jin wanted to grab the medicine pills in Luo's hand.
"Don't!" Luo Bei hurriedly shouted, and Mali threw the pill directly into his mouth.
Luo Bei's thoughts at this moment are simple and intuitive. He thought of eating and not eating in these seconds.
The consequences.
Is there a situation: This pill is true.
Then it will definitely make yourself more comfortable, and it is natural to make your rabbits unhappy except for cramps and bones.
The second situation: This pill is fake. Maybe I sinly offended this brothers after drinking yesterday, so this pill is eaten or let yourself spit and diarrhea, or make yourself drunk more seriously, or let yourself stinky fart
Liantian and the like.
Although the consequences are very serious, at least the old man will not hurt himself. After all, although Zhang Jin is a little bit of heart, it is not the kind of person who is not light or not. It is impossible to harm yourself to the wedding tomorrow.
What's more, if this pill is a means of revenge from Zhang Jin, even if you have escaped the first day, you can't dodge fifteen. Instead of always guarding, it is better to "early death and early life".
I'm afraid of the thief's memories, that's the truth.
And if he did not offend Zhang Jin the first day, but today's rejection of the medicine to offend this careful eyes, it will be more loser.
In the event of tomorrow's wedding banquet, the guy will not work hard, he will die!
Therefore, Luo Bei will be so decisive, so righteous in a short period of time, he determined, with the pride of "wind, Xiao Xiao, easy to water", closed his eyes to make the green oil, like poison more like good medicine, but too much like good medicine.
The pill balls are thrown into their own mouth.
When the pill ball entered the mouth, Luo Bei rushed into his heart, and it was a tidy pill ball.
After entering the mouth of the green pills, it is mixed with a stimulating bomb with various flavors such as mustard, pepper, pepper, wind oil essence, mint, etc.
Starting around the starting point.
This torrent of unclear taste, rushing into the head, the painful head pain: rushing to the eyes, tears are like beads that break the line, crying is more powerful than yesterday night, and they are embarrassed: they rush to the nose.
The nose immediately evolved like a waterfall, and it was cleared than when the wind was wounded. There were more: when you rushed to the stomach, you felt that there was liquid nitrogen spraying there, so that Luo Bei couldn't help but sting a few times.
The coolness of the stock goes straight to the top, and it seems to be brewing a shocking hiccup or fart!
At this moment, Luo was crying.
It is long, but in fact, just five seconds passed. With a long sound, the strange torrents sprayed from the small pill balls disappeared instantly.
After that, Luo Bei felt the unprecedented clearness of his brain, and the pores of the whole body bloomed as soon as the bud buds bloomed in an instant, as if there was a cool breeze blowing into the lungs from the pores, passing through the body.
I also want to float like the same. The muscle and bones of the body are as light as breathing, and my body is strong! ...
At this moment, all the symptoms of Luo Bei's hangover were wiped away, and his whole body was like a machine that had just been maintained, feeling so comfortable that it made people want to moan.
Chapter completed!