To the west of the Tang Dynasty, there is a small thatched house in a valley and by the river.

Outside the thatched house, a monster with a green face and fangs and wings was holding an old man with one hand and a naked strong man with the other, with a ferocious face and laughing wildly: "Land? Mountain God?! Hahaha... Today I stew you all in a pot!"

The Land Lord angrily rebuked: "Qingyaxian! We are the land enthroned by the Heavenly Court, the mountain god. It is already a serious crime for you to attack us. Do you still dare to eat the gods? Are you not afraid of the Heavenly Court's crime?"

Ho ——Ph!

Qingyaxian sprayed water directly on the face of Tudigong and said disdainfully: "Shut up, have you told me?"

The land was only one meter tall, and the 3-meter-high monster drooled and took a shower.

The land was furious, but it was helpless.

Qingya Xian raised his head proudly and said disdainfully: "Heavenly Court, I'm guilty? Do you really think I'm still the little green wolf that you can bully?"

As he spoke, the breath of Qingtooth Fairy burst out, and a blue beam of light rushed straight into the sky, causing the five directions to gather and turn into three flowers to bloom, shaking the mountains and rivers!

Qing Tooth Fairy stomped her feet, and the radius of thousands of miles was trembling!

The terrifying pressure swept across the world, and the Land Lord and the Mountain God were directly pressed to cough up blood, their eyes full of horror!

The mountain god exclaimed: "Five energys are coming to the Yuan Dynasty, three flowers gather in the top, and the Daluo Golden Immortal!"

Tudi subconsciously wiped the saliva from his face and murmured: "If you are not in the five elements, you will jump out of the three realms. No wonder he is so rampant!"

The mountain god said incredibly: "How is it possible? A thousand five hundred years ago, your strength was just a little green wolf demon. How could you achieve such a success in just a thousand years?"

Qingyaxian condescends and says word by word: "I have to thank the monkey more than 400 years ago. I have given me a peerless opportunity, elixirs, secret techniques, and magical skills!

I just ate a mortal, and you two chased me for thousands of miles!

Today I will not only eat you, but also kill all the three million mortals in Baishan City!”

"You...you...you beast!" Tudi cursed.

Ho ——Ph!

"Shut up!"

Qing Tooth Fairy spit on the face of the land again.

Tudi said angrily: "If you have something to say, can you stop being disgusted!"

Qingyaxian laughed wildly and said, "Are you angry? Don't worry! I'll let you watch me kill all the mortals protected by you later. That's wonderful, hahaha..."

Qingyaxian laughed wildly, waved her hand and directly imprisoned the gods of the City God Temple in the air. Following him, he strided towards Baishan City in front of him!

He unscrupulously exuded the power of the Daluo Golden Immortal. His power turned into a magic image that was as high as ten thousand feet. He stepped out in one step and the whole world trembled under his feet. Wherever he passed, mountains and rivers were broken, rivers flowed backwards, birds fell, and beasts wailed...

The terrifying aura directly pressed towards Baishan City. The guardian formation in the city only shone slightly, and was crushed into powder by this aura.

Facing the terrifying demon god, everyone was in despair...

boom!

One foot kicked the city gate!

The shock wave of Qi and power generated by the foothold was directly half-sitting into ruins.

The mountain god, the land roared angrily, but to no avail.

Qingya Xian looked at the angry mountain god and the land, felt the surging power in his body and the invincible pleasure, and laughed wildly: "Is this the power of Daluo Golden Immortal? Comfortable and refreshing, hahaha! Ants, you scold and shout, this will be your last breath in the world! Hahaha..."

The Qingtooth Fairy smiled even more ferociously!

At this moment, the land looked up and said, "Meteor!"

Drink...pah!

Qingyaxian spat out his saliva again: "Meteor? I'm raising my hand now to pick the stars. Do you tell me the stars?"

The mountain god said, "The meteor seems to have fallen."

"What?!" Qingya Xian was stunned and looked up. He saw a meteor falling from a high altitude at a very fast speed!

Gradually, the white light dissipated, revealing a human-shaped creature!

When Tudi saw it, he shouted happily: "The heavenly soldiers and generals are coming, it must be reinforcements taken by the Heavenly Court! Qingyaxian, you are finished, you are finished, hahaha..."

"Drink...pah!"

A saliva was directly pasted on Earth's face. Earth was so depressed! There was obviously a mountain god next to it, so why was this guy staring at him and spitting?

Qingyaxian looked at the meteor and said disdainfully: "Heavenly soldiers and generals? Now I have entered the realm of Daluo, and the heaven and earth are free! Not to mention a heavenly soldiers and generals, even the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, I will come and go freely!"

As he said this, Qingya Xian looked at the figure cautiously.

He was indeed coming for him, and with a slight frown, he was cautiously prepared.

The figure fell all the way, without any intention of slowing down. Finally, with a bang, the figure's head was facing down, and half of his body plunged directly into the soil in front of him.

At that moment, everyone was silent...

Land, the mountain god was hit by the other party's waste landing method. Any of them landed more reliable than this guy. What else can anyone expect him to do if he can't fly steadily?

"It's over, another one delivering vegetables..." Tudi lamented in his heart.

"Hahaha... This is what you are talking about in heavenly soldiers and generals? Haha... Is it the heavenly soldiers? It's the heavenly soldiers? It's the haunting? Hahaha..." Qing Tooth Fairy could no longer hold it back and covered her stomach and laughed wildly.

After all, he has too little background and is fierce in his mouth. He is still afraid that there will be someone outside the world. If he meets a cruel person, he will not be able to take advantage of it.

As a result, after worrying for a long time, this thing fell off. He felt relieved, he was happy, and couldn't help laughing wildly.

He kicked the man in the ass and asked, "Hey, Tianshang General, are you still alive? You won't just fall to death, right? Haha..."

The land and the mountain god knew that the Qingtooth Fairy disgusted them in this way, so they turned their heads helplessly, and were out of sight and unhappy.

At this moment, the man's calves shook...

The land frowned and said to himself: "Isn't dead?"

The man's legs shook again, then bent down, supported the ground, and with a bang, he pulled himself out of the soil like a radish.

Only then did everyone see clearly the man's appearance. He was wearing a big red cassock and had a harmless face.

His facial features are very beautiful, very handsome, and he is not lacking in softness. Unfortunately, this guy is very handsome, and he is as stupid as a goose. He looks like a stupid goose. He looks like a brainless and easy to bully. He even gives people the feeling that if you don’t beat him up twice, you will feel sorry for your parents for giving birth to you...

But the most attractive thing is his shiny head, which is like a car waxed and thrown, which is very eye-catching!

Looking at such a thing, let alone the Qingya Xian, the mountain god and the land shook their heads, knowing that the so-called reinforcements were no longer expected.

Qingyaxian was amused: "Hey, this head is a bit interesting, it's reflective!"

After saying that, Qing Tooth Fairy stretched out a finger and knocked on the bald head!

Dong!

The sound is crisp!

The bald head swayed as if it was pressed on a spring...

Qingyaxian was happy again: "Your heavenly soldiers and generals don't look very smart."

The face of the land and the mountain god was so black.

Qingyaxian seemed to have had enough fun, and said by the way: "Okay, I've had enough fun, I'd better send you on the road together."

Just as Tudi was about to speak, he saw Qingyaxian shouting, and he immediately covered his face.

Qingyaxian didn't move for a long time. The land opened his hand and took a look, but the result was...

Pooh!

"You wolf cub, are you forced me to scold me? There is another one next to you, you only vomit one, how many of your meanings do you mean?"

Qingya Xian said lazily: "There is no way, I just don't like you."

After saying that, Qingya Xian looked at the bald man in front of him and asked, "Hey, monk, are you allowed to struggle for a while?"

The monk had a pair of godless eyes, looking at him cutely without saying a word.

Qingya Xian frowned: "Monk, what are you looking at?"

The monk looked left and right, bent down and looked back from under his crotch, and finally scratched his head: "Where are you talking to me?"

The Qingya's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines, and he roared: "You are the only monk here. I didn't talk to you. Could it be that I talk to the air?"

The monk was stunned and pointed at himself: "I? Monk?"

The next moment, the monk became popular, and he roared while touching his head, "Just my black and thick hair, call me and...I Cao..."

The monk touched his bare head and became anxious. Without saying a word, he took off his pants and urinated on the spot, and took a photo inside!

"Where is my hair!"

A shrill scream resounded throughout the city!

The Qingyaxian, the land, and the mountain god were all stunned by the guy who was in front of him who was so divinely manipulated.

Who would have thought that when the enemy is facing each other, take off his pants and pee in the mirror... Damn, I'm brain-related!

Qingyaxian laughed dryly: "Land, mountain god, it seems that this bald man's brain is not ordinary and not easy to use."

Before the land and the mountain god could be said, the intuition between the heaven and earth suddenly became quiet.
To be continued...