Chapter 180 Straight Guy Picking Up Girls
Tang Sanzang said with a black face: "What kind of neck-fitting skills? You just hit me! I told you that I am not Lao Tan, not Lao Tan! If you can't recognize me, you can just tell me the difference between clothes. Is it okay?"
The yellow lion spirit said in surprise: "Ah? Have you admitted it again... again?
Sorry, sorry, really sorry.
The main reason is that I am used to recognizing bald heads, this is all...
Sorry, very sorry..."
"Let's go, hurry up!" Tang Sanzang drove away the yellow lion spirit impatiently, and then continued to look at the beauties around him happily.
The yellow lion spirit was puzzled, touched his chin, and muttered: "No... I just had the strength, even if the other party was an elephant, it should be lying down. That guy's neck was like cast by steel..."
The yellow lion spirit suddenly realized and clapped his hands and said, "I understand!"
Huang Shijing analyzed it very cleverly: "Originally, Tang Monk was an ordinary monk, so Lingshan arranged for Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli and others to escort them all the way, and even provided a white dragon horse with him as a foot. But now Tang Monk, because he had no protection from these people and no horse to lead the way, he relied on his own.
He was able to kill him alone, and obviously he had begun to practice.
Otherwise it would be impossible to walk here alone!
It seems that I underestimated his strength..."
Thinking of this, the Huang Lion Ghost touched his hand and said, "This time, I'm going to be serious!"
After saying that, the yellow lion spirit mixed into the crowd again and touched the bare bald head...
At this moment, Tang Sanzang finally couldn't help but feel restless. Seeing a beautiful woman, he immediately came over and was about to chat with her.
As a result, the other party respectfully greeted her and said, "Master, happy holiday."
The eyes were full of respect and no distractions.
Facing such a woman, Tang Sanzang was a little embarrassed.
Tang Sanzang looked at his cassock, then touched his bald head, and said, "Grandma, this condom is a bit delaying the serious business! You have to change it!"
Tang Sanzang looked around, took advantage of the situation where the people were not prepared, and stole a piece of clothing and found an alley to put it on.
Looking at the robe on his body, he grinned and said, "This time, it should be OK...hehe."
After changing into new clothes, Tang Sanzang sneaked into the crowd with confidence and began to look for a target to pick up a conversation.
At this time, the yellow lion spirit also quietly touched behind him and raised his palm high. This time he was serious and the demonic power in his body was circulating!
"Down!" Huang Shi shouted carefully.
Bang!
The yellow lion spirit looked at the scene in disbelief, and the bald man turned his head slowly again.
Tang Sanzang looked at the Huang Lion Spirit with a ferocious face and said, "You're not over yet, are you?"
Huang Lion Ghost hurriedly said, "No, you won't recognize the wrong person again, right? Brother, you said you looked at the clothes, but you even changed your clothes... This... I can't blame me!"
Tang Sanzang looked at his clothes, frowned and said, "This... seems to be the case."
Huang Shijin said: "Right? That... won't bother you anymore, I'll continue to look for Master Tan."
After saying that, the yellow lion spirit left quickly, thinking as he walked: "I underestimated him. I am worthy of being a disciple of the Buddha. If you don't practice, just let it go. If you practice, you will be a thousand miles a day! Next time you have to use all your strength... Otherwise, you will really not find a suitable reason to escape.
Alas, if I had known, I wouldn't have agreed to the ancestor not to appear in front of others, otherwise he would have taken him away with a yellow wind. How could it be so troublesome!”
Huang Shijing was a little depressed, and a fierce light flashed in her eyes: "Grandma, I have been traveling several times for you, a bald man. This time, I'll let you lie down for half a month before talking about it!"
Thinking of this, the yellow lion spirit turned around and walked towards the bald man again.
Tang Sanzang began to focus on looking at the beauty again, and thought: "The beauty in Yuhua City is of good quality. I went back to buy a brothel and invited a few more to bring them... In this way, I won't be lonely on the road, haha..."
Just as he was thinking proudly, he suddenly felt a murderous aura!
The yellow lion spirit approached, raised his hand and knife high, with fierce light flashing in his eyes: "Fallen!"
Bang!
A figure soared into the sky, heading towards the sky, turning into a meteor and disappearing into the sky.
Tang Sanzang slowly withdrew his high fist and then looked back: "Uh...what did you hit me just now? Forget it, it doesn't matter anymore. You deserve to die when you dare to exert murderous aura at me."
After saying that, Tang Sanzang happily continued to look at the beauty and went to chat with her with the target.
at the same time……
Bang!
A figure hit the hill thousands of miles away, shocking birds.
After a while, the yellow lion spirit woke up from a coma, sat on the ground, rubbed his head, and looked around blankly and muttered: "Who sneaked me just now? It's so shameless. When I sneaked into someone else, he actually sneaked into me! It's so shameless!
The shameless person who attacked people was asked to catch you, otherwise I would not kill you!"
After scolding the yellow lion spirit, he stood up, looked in the direction of Yuhua City, soared into the air, and shouted: "Tang Sanzang, I'm back!"
"My sister, where are you going to play?"
On the street, a bald man in a robe came to a girl who was buying rouge with a stingy smile on his face.
The girl was stunned at first, then screamed: "Rogue!"
The girl turned around and ran away.
Tang Sanzang was not disappointed, and turned around to the next target.
"Beauty, you're so tired when walking. How can you carry you?" Tang Sanzang said to a girl who was yelling about being tired all the way.
The girl's pretty face turned red and she cursed: "Stirring Hooligan!"
Then the girl ran away too.
Tang Sanzang said with great dissatisfaction: "Run so fast, I still say I am so tired that I can't walk anymore. A liar! A big liar!"
"What should I eat?"
A beautiful woman muttered and looked at the restaurants around her, looking for something to eat.
Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up and immediately leaned over: "Beauty, such a beautiful scenery, I invite you to eat..." Tang Sanzang touched his pocket and remembered that the money was all on Sha Wujing. He immediately changed his words and said, "Well... you invite me to dinner?"
The beauty rolled her eyes directly: "You are the shameless of everyone I have ever seen."
Then the beauty left.
Tang Sanzang said unhappily: "If you don't invite me, don't invite me, why are you still scolding me?"
When the beauty heard this, she stopped and looked back at him: "Call you scold you? You can be greedy for me at most, but you are greedy for my money. Do you think I should scold you?"
Tang Sanzang leaned over with shamelessness: "You can also greed for me. Exchanges and mutual benefits are not considered as taking advantage, right?"
"roll!"
The beauty started scolding her.
Tang Sanzang was not angry, but looked at the girl in front of him with a cute look of 1.75 meters tall, with long legs, and a grumpy temper cursing at him.
It was said that it was a curse, but in fact, the girl's words for cursing people were very scarce. She just said a few words back and forth: "Stupid hooligan, smelly pervert, go away! You bald head..."
Tang Sanzang stood there, watching and listening, as if he was still enjoying himself.
Chapter completed!