032 At 12 noon, the sun is the heaviest(2/2)
"Damn! You actually greeted sixteen fellow villagers every day to play mahjong in the yamen! Who would you reply if you don't reply?!" Fang Bingsheng and Shan Ji both gasped.
At the gate of the government, Liu Guojian and Fang Bingsheng said goodbye, and we are still polite:
"Originally, my brother was the main person to invite you to dinner today," Liu Guojian held Fang Bingsheng's hand with his usual enthusiasm and smiled: "But at twelve o'clock in the afternoon, I went outside the South City Gate to perform my first Western gallows execution in Longchuan City. All newspapers notified me. They were very busy from noon to evening, and I really couldn't leave. Welcome to visit too!"
"What? What? I heard it right? The gallows also need Westernness?" Shan Ji seemed to not believe his ears.
"That's sure! We are a model city, everything is Western! I specially sent someone to learn the American gallows. Just pull the mechanism like this," Liu Guojian made a move to pull it: "The prisoner's foot pedal opened, and it fell down with a whoosh, and the rope snail broke his neck with a click. There is a special formula for the length of the rope. The translation of the elementary school mathematics teacher is related to the prisoner's weight and the distance from the neck to the bracket. It ensures that the neck bones are broken without breaking the neck, and it will make him die in one go."
"This...this...this is too nitpicking, right?" Fang Bingsheng took a long time to say something.
"no! How could you say that?" Liu Guojian acted like an adult, as if he was giving a lecture to others, and said with his hands behind his back: "We are a Christian country, how can we let the prisoners suffer? He has a judgment when he dies. We don't need to make tricks on the death penalty. We must ensure that the prisoners arrive in the underworld as fast as possible. This is the love of Christ! The most important thing is the international trend! In the past, those ghost-headed swords and Lingchi fishing net swords were too rustic! Too barbaric! We must abandon the decadent and backward Qing culture! In line with the international community!"
Speaking of this, Liu Guojian raised his eyes proudly and said, "Our city introduced the American gallows. All important newspapers in the Song Dynasty reported on my judicial reform of Western learning. The emperor criticized "Yue", and it was so joyful!"
"I finally understand why my brother is so successful. You are really too fashionable!" Fang Bingsheng hugged his fists with conscience or dumbfounded.
"Then why do you have to go at twelve o'clock in the afternoon? How hot." Shan Ji looked up at the sun and asked in confusion.
Chapter completed!