In Huaxia Kingdom, Huadu City, in a black Internet cafe that charges 1 yuan/hour and does not require ID card registration, a young man is sitting in front of the computer, staring at the screen. He has maintained this posture for a long, long time...

It was already night, but he looked as lazily and calmly as if he had just woken up. The beige secretions hanging from the corner of his left eye were speckled, and the uneven scratched stubble around his mouth was green.

His beard proves that his style is so unique and unique. His lonely expression and lonely back are undoubtedly the most beautiful scenery in the Internet cafe...

"Holy shit..." He suddenly slapped the keyboard hard with his palm, making a violent "pop" sound, and his bastard energy leaked out. The noise suddenly quieted down, and everyone looked over in unison.

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A network administrator walked over quickly: "Hello, sir, please take good care of your belongings. If the keyboard is broken, you will be compensated according to the price..."

"Just pay it, do you think I can't afford it? It's just a broken keyboard..." The young man touched his trouser pocket, took out a handful of loose tickets, and slapped it on the table angrily, "Is it enough to buy two?"

The network administrator pulled it twice with his fingers disdainfully, and answered firmly: "Well...it seems...one is not enough..."

The young man took the change into his hand, carefully put it back into his trouser pocket, and then slapped his thigh hard. The "snap" sound was louder than when he slapped the keyboard just now.

"Then can I take a photo of this? This is my own home, you can't control it, right?"

The network administrator shook his head helplessly, turned around and left, muttering softly: "I'm a stinky bitch, I'm too lazy to meet you..."

The voice was very small, but the young man had an unusually sharp five-sense perception. He heard those words very clearly. The young man stood up from the chair with a "huh" sound, his face slightly distorted with anger: "What did you just say?"

What did you say? Say it again if you can."

The network administrator was completely enraged and roared like a lion: "I said you are a stinky bitch, what's wrong? You don't accept it? Bite me if you can..."

The young man smiled calmly. His detachment and confidence made everyone present feel extremely shocked deep in their hearts. He said: "I'm sorry, please don't call me D Si. I am not D Si. I am Diao."

...Xiao...Si...thank you!"

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Diao Xiaosi, now 18 years old, has just finished the college entrance examination. He is a senior member of the Sora Aoi Fans Association and concurrently serves as the secretary-general of the China Porn Industry Development Committee. His father, Diao Damao, is an alcoholic, a gambler, and a semi-professional gangster who makes a living by hitting monkeys on the street and blackmailing people.

Her mother, Si Minhui, is a laid-off worker and her family enjoys the state’s subsistence allowance. She is unmarried and once had a girlfriend who broke up with her just 1 hour, 48 minutes and 52 seconds ago.

"Diao Xiaosi, let's break up. With you, I can't see the future or hope at all. Please forgive me, I, I've fallen in love with someone else..."

"who is he?"

"You know the senior who picks me up from school on his motorcycle every day..."

"Tsk, it's just a motorcycle. I thought it had four wheels..."

"At least they are mobile, but you don't even have a self-propelled one..."

"Can it be undone? I mean, can you give me another chance?"

"not good……"

"Then let me hug you again, one last time..."

"no……"

"Forget it, I want to say that if there is no past, if there is no you, I will not be sad..."

"I'm sick..." My girlfriend drifted away, like a fairy.

This is all the dialogue Diao Xiaosi had when he broke up with his girlfriend.

As a result, Diao Xiaosi was sad, Diao Xiaosi was lost, Diao Xiaosi was decadent, Diao Xiaosi was sinking, but one thing is certain, he was definitely not smashing the keyboard in anger because of his broken love, I can guarantee this.

For Diao Xiaosi, the difference between not having a girlfriend and having a girlfriend is not big, really not that big. One is masturbating while watching, the other is masturbating while touching. The brackets can only be separated by clothes, only the upper body.

In a practical sense, he cannot get rid of his virginity.

I just checked the college entrance examination results online. He only scored 250 points, a full 250 points, not one point more, but not one point too much. This score will not even reach the minimum score line for junior college. Diao Xiaosi's future will depend on this.

It turned into black and white, no, it was all black...

At this time, a dialog box pops up in the computer window - "Your balance is insufficient and you will get off the plane in 5 minutes. Please go to the service desk to recharge in time..."

Diao Xiaosi used the last 5 minutes to block his girlfriend's name on QQ, logged into the online game "Legend of Iron-Blooded Heroes" to check whether his equipment had been stolen, and finally downloaded two mp3s, which he had just uploaded to the copycat phone.

I went to Kyaya and the computer screen locked.

Diao Xiaosi unplugged the data cable. He was very satisfied because he paid a dollar for the Internet fee, and the dollar was not wasted at all. He used it accurately until the last second. This is not easy to do.

Diao Xiaosi walked out of the Internet cafe, hiding his figure in the vast night, looking at the neon lights shining in the distance, singing and dancing everywhere, a scene of peace and prosperity. He couldn't help but fall into depression again, 250 points, how should he explain to his mother when he goes back?

This is a more realistic question...

Suddenly Diao Xiaosi's eyes lit up. He saw a beauty standing on the roadside. Not only was she a beauty, but she was also a "big, big" beauty. She had eyebrows, big eyes, a face with oval seeds, mesh suspenders, small hot pants, and a protruding lordosis.

The white rabbit with her back turned is simply more Aoi than Sora Aoi. The beauty is standing on the side of a luxury car, looking at her lovingly.

"Handsome guy..." the beauty called out.

Diao Xiaosi paid attention and continued walking forward.

"Handsome guy, I'm saying hello to you, why are you ignoring me?" The beauty pouted her bright red mouth as if she was angry.

Diao Xiaosi looked to both sides. There seemed to be no other people. He was relieved - I felt like he was calling me. Someone who can be called a handsome hotpot, and who can be called a handsome hotpot by such a beautiful woman, except

I, Diao Xiaosi, who else could I be?

"Hi, beauty, I was, um, thinking about life just now. I'm really sorry, hehe..." Diao Xiaosi stopped.

"Can I be friends with you?" The beauty smiled, showing her neat teeth like silver shells.

"Making friends? Haha, I like making friends the most, especially making friends with beautiful women. Hello, my name is Diao Xiaosi..." Diao Xiaosi rubbed his hands together excitedly, and then, as if remembering something, he rushed towards the beautiful woman.

Come forward and extend your right front paw.

The beauty's slender hand hesitated for a moment, but still did not hold it with Diao Xiaosi's. Diao Xiaosi felt a little embarrassed. He put his hand in his trouser pocket and played with the two steel hammers, making them jingle.

"I know your name is Diao Xiaosi. I have been paying attention to you for a long time..." the beauty said.

Diao Xiaosi's breathing almost stopped. Beauty, please pay attention to yourself. It's been a long time. God is finally fair to the cake seller. I just lost one, but got a correct one.

"Really? Haha, actually I'm very approachable and don't show off at all. You should have struck up a conversation with me earlier, like now..." Diao Xiaosi looked at his toes shyly.

The beauty smiled again. This time, in addition to her neat and white teeth, she also had charming dimples.

"Okay, let's get in the car and talk..." The beauty opened the car door without any explanation, her tone seemed like an order.

Diao Xiaosi obeyed without hesitation. In fact, he could not think of any reason to refuse. When he got on the bus, he ran to the back of the bus and looked at the sign. Unfortunately, he did not recognize the running cheetah. Later, he

I vaguely remembered that my fake sportswear seemed to have a similar logo on it.

Diao Xiaosi gently brushed his hand over the smooth and shiny car body, and finally stopped on the car window. "Is this your car?" he asked the beautiful woman.

"Hmm, what's the matter?" The beauty shrugged her shoulders like a foreigner, very elegantly.

"Oh, it's nothing. The car is pretty good. When we have money in the future, we will buy one too..." After finishing speaking, Diao Xiaosi got into the car.

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