Diao Xiaosi was watching in fascination when he suddenly felt a burning pain between his fingers. It turned out that the cigarette had been burned to the end. He howled loudly and swung his hands like he was flipping through a book. The beautiful woman followed the sound and covered her mouth.

He chuckled, and walked towards the registration office with light steps...

"Why the hell am I so unlucky today? First I was tricked by my sister, and then I was laughed at by a beautiful lady. It seems that the top priority is to buy a almanac and read it carefully before going out every day..." Diao Xiaosi thought depressedly.

Diao Xiaosi's mind was racing, how to enter the campus. If he couldn't register as scheduled, he would be in big trouble. He stood up and looked around. When he saw that no one was paying attention, he walked to the wall. The guardrail was big enough.

It is as tall as two people, and the top is designed in the shape of a sharp spear. If you climb over it rashly without paying attention, your life will be in danger.

Moreover, Diao Xiaosi also noticed that there are camera probes and infrared alarms every twenty meters. Not to mention in broad daylight, even in the middle of the night when the moon is dark and the wind is high, as long as you cross the center line of the guardrail,

Countless security guards on campus will notice it immediately. With such strict precautions, even if Naruto comes, they will probably look at the wall and sigh...

"Oh God, why did you do this to me..." Diao Xiaosi raised his arms and looked up to the sky and shouted.

Suddenly, a bold idea came to his mind. Since he couldn't walk in, run in, climb over, jump in, or turn over, then the old paper would just - get through...

He quickly walked behind the body of the Land Rover Evoque SUV and stuck his head out. He saw the beautiful woman talking to the security guard. No one around noticed him, so he gently pulled down the trunk.

The lid of the box opened with a pop. Diao Xiaosi was overjoyed and hurriedly got in, then gently closed the lid...

It was so dark and stuffy inside. Diao Xiaosi curled up in the small space, feeling extremely uncomfortable. His breathing became rapid, as if he was about to suffocate. Damn, this is no place for people to stay. But when he thought about it, he could

If you sign up successfully, you have to endure it even if it means a mountain of fire. Let's fight. For the time being, let's put this debt on Diao Xiaomei's head. If the old paper can still get out alive, he can get it back with interest...

Hey, what does this smell like? It smells so bad...

Diao Xiaosi reached out and touched in the dark, and suddenly came across something with thorns all over it. Emma, ​​what is that? He shivered as if he was electrocuted, and hit his head hard on the inner wall of the trunk, making a "bang" sound.

ring……

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly stopped like a wooden man, not daring to move. After staying for a while, nothing seemed to happen. Fortunately, the beautiful woman probably hadn't returned to the car yet. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and illuminated it.

I saw a huge round durian sitting behind my butt.

Emma, ​​that girl is quite pretty, but her taste is so strong? She still eats this stuff...

Diao Xiaosi kicked the durian aside in disgust with his feet, and then pinched his nose with his hands. The durian was tied with wires. It was probably overripe. The hard shell had cracked, and it gave off an extremely strong smell, especially

In such a stuffy and hot space again, Diao Xiaosi almost fainted...

Diao Xiaosi held a large suitcase on his head. He took a photo with his mobile phone's fluorescent light, but unexpectedly found that the lock of the suitcase was not fastened tightly. It must have experienced severe bumps on the road, and now it opened a crack.

, and also exposed a corner of the neatly folded skirt.

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but stretched out his hand. His strong curiosity made him want to take a peek at what such a pure and beautiful girl brought with her, but in the end he gave up this evil idea. This was extremely unfair.

Morally, besides, if the girl discovers him, it will be hard to explain why he thinks he is a thief...

He retracted his hand, turned off the light of his mobile phone, closed his eyes and rested.

After a while, Diao Xiaosi felt the cab door being opened, and the car body trembled slightly. It must have been the girl getting into the car. After a few seconds, the engine started and the car moved forward...

Diao Xiaosi imagined the speed and distance of the car in his mind. He counted ten times silently, and knew that he had passed the school gate security line. He was secretly happy, yes, it was successful...

Diao Xiaomei, Diao Xiaomei, do you think that if you burn my admission letter, you won't be able to get in? Your brother and I are not easily defeated. You think you are Sailor Moon, very powerful and awesome, right?

But in the eyes of the old paper, you are just Chibi Maruko-chan at best, huh...

Diao Xiaosi was thinking about whether he should quietly open the trunk and sneak out, but he felt the car speed up obviously. Beauty, beauty, this is a campus, not a highway, can't you take it easy?

There was a bang, and the car body suddenly jolted violently. The durian was bounced up and hit the tender flesh of Diao Xiaosi's thigh. Diao Xiaosi grimaced in pain, but did not dare to cry out, so he had to endure it silently.

. He thought the disaster was over, but he didn't expect that this was just the beginning. The off-road vehicle began to bump non-stop. The hard thorns on the durian ruthlessly traumatized various parts of Diao Xiaosi's body, and it seemed to have become the most terrifying murder weapon.

…

Damn it, fuck me, beauty, can you drive?

How did Diao Xiaosi know that this was just passing a speed bump...

But the beauty just didn't slow down, that's all...

Diao Xiaosi couldn't stand the pain anymore. If he continued like this, he would be dead when the car stopped. He even had to give me a stupid name, so he opened the suitcase regardless and reached out to touch two pieces of clothing.

, rub it, rub it, put it on the back of your butt and the outside of your thigh, and hold it tightly with your legs for fear of falling off...

Well, I feel much better indeed. Even if the durian hits me again, the pain will not be so unbearable. Old Diao Xiaosi is indeed invincible and no one can beat me.

However, the smell of durian was still extremely unpleasant. Diao Xiaosi touched around again and came across a piece of soft cloth, which was only the size of a handkerchief. It felt as smooth as satin, had a nice feel, and was also cool. He felt it

Picked it up and smelled it, holy shit, it’s such an elegant fragrance, refreshing and refreshing. Hey, is there anything? He quickly blocked it in his mouth and nose, and took a few deep breaths.

Rose fragrance, it smells so good...

A beauty is a beauty, everything smells good, even a small handkerchief is so particular. I wonder which lucky person will be favored by such a fairy in the end, will it be me who is wise and powerful? Is it possible?
Chapter completed!