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0071 The more you explain, the more chaotic

Back at Xiyuan Villa, Diao Xiaosi couldn't wait to try out the meditation device. Ai Moxue was also curious, so she parked the car and followed him.

When the two of them came in, Luo Han, Hua Ling'er and Da Tou were all awake. They were playing Landlords in the living room on the first floor. Luo Han and Da Tou's foreheads were covered with notes, but Hua Ling'er's face was quite clean.

, not a single note.

Seeing Diao Xiaosi coming back, the laughter of several people stopped suddenly and they all hid their playing cards behind their backs.

"Master, you are back. Do you want to take a bath? I will help you put in the water..." Hua Ling'er said and walked to the bathroom.

"Master, are you hungry? How about I help you make some midnight snacks?" Big Tou also slipped into the kitchen.

Seeing that both Da Tou and Hua Ling'er had something to do, Luo Han felt a little at a loss and didn't know what to do. He just stood there stupidly for a while and suddenly said: "Master, are your underwear dirty? How about I help you?"

Go wash..."

Everyone fell to the ground with a "thud".

It was Diao Xiaosi who told Luo Han about washing his underwear before going to the hospital. It was just a casual comment with an element of joking in it. Unexpectedly, Luo Han actually took it seriously and actually pressed Diao Xiaosi's small underwear under the pillow.

It was washed and left to dry.

No matter how powerful a person is, he still has weaknesses. Take Arhat for example. He has a very high force value and is strong. In terms of skill, Diao Xiaosi is definitely no match for him. Therefore, Diao Xiaosi never confronts him head-on. If

If you had a head-on confrontation with him, you would be dead. Moreover, Diao Xiaosi would not threaten him in a domineering manner. Martial arts practitioners like Luo Han are never afraid of threats. The more threatening you are, the more motivated he will be to fight.

Diao Xiaosi figured out that Arhat was actually "poor" and played tricks with him. Arhat was stupid and straight, he would believe whatever you said, so Diao Xiaosi kept talking about cheating, and Arhat fainted after three or two blows.

Find the loopholes in their words, kill one of them and win.

Perhaps Diao Xiaosi himself has not realized that his ability to control people is very powerful. Perhaps this was inherited from his biological father, Diao Sihai. He just enjoys transforming a big tiger into a ketty.

In the process of becoming a cat, Diao Xiaosi’s Chinese teacher died early and never taught him a famous saying said by Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty - the art of controlling people brings endless joy...

"You've all come back, what are you doing? Why do you feel like you've seen a ghost when you see me? Am I that scary? I've said it many times, we are all brothers and sisters, there is no distinction between high and low.

Don't treat me like a Bodhisattva all day long, I can't bear that sin, it's too awkward..." Diao Xiaosi said loudly.

Datou laughed happily: "Then let's continue fighting the landlord..."

"Keep fighting, keep fighting, don't worry about me. I have hands and feet and I'm not a cripple. I'll do it myself. Hey, Ling'er, you're very good at playing cards. Why don't you have a note on your face?

?" Diao Xiaosi asked curiously.

"Haha, if I lose, Brother Big Tou will stick it on for me. Didn't you see that it's all over his face? It's even stuck to the back of his head. Big Tou, please turn it over and let the young master admire it..." Hua Ling'er smiled and patted her.

Clap your hands.

Datou turned his head helplessly to Diao Xiaosi. Diao Xiaosi and Ai Moxue beside him couldn't help laughing. The fat head was covered with colorful stickers, which looked like a big lantern at first glance.

"Okay, you can continue playing. Amy and I have very important things to do. If nothing happens, don't disturb us..."

As soon as Diao Xiaosi said these words, the living room suddenly became quiet. Everyone was pondering the connotation of this sentence. Of course, the important thing Diao Xiaosi mentioned was to try out the learning artifact "Jingxin Instrument", but he didn't say it out loud.

People can understand it, and then the sentence completely changes its flavor.

Hua Ling'er was the most innocent. The little Loli really didn't understand the meaning of those words. Seeing everyone being silent, she felt a little embarrassed, so she opened her mouth to smooth things over and said, "Don't worry, young master, we'll just play down there.

I will never disturb you and Sister Ai. By the way, is Sister Ai going to spend the night here today? Do you want me to get an extra bedding?"

Ai Moxue opened her mouth at the side, but didn't say anything. Little sister, you can't say such nonsense, otherwise your sister Ai's innocence will be completely ruined...

Diao Xiaosi broke out in sweat: "It's not what you think. This, Ling'er, how should I explain it to you? Brother Xiaosi, I do have something very important to do, and it only takes an hour to do it. If

If you are interrupted in the middle, Brother Xiao Si will be in great pain..."

He was referring to the Meditation Instrument. Didn't Uncle Jian say that the Meditation Instrument is guaranteed to be guaranteed for one hour. If it is disturbed, it will release electric current, which will of course be very painful.

However, this sentence sounded more connotative. Luohan even showed a surprised expression and murmured to himself: "One hour? Master, you are so amazing..."

Diao Xiaosi wanted to explain again, but Ai Moxue couldn't help but drag him upstairs: "Please shut up, it's true that a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, and good words coming out of your mouth will become unbearable."

Erotic jokes that catch your ears."

Diao Xiaosi's extremely aggrieved defense came from the stairs: "How can you blame me? I, Diao Xiaosi, am a simple person. It's their own fault, okay? Xiao Ai Ai, you know me best, you know

That's not what I meant, no, I have to say this clearly, I must say it clearly, otherwise I, Diao Xiaosi, will not be able to behave in the future, I am the most image-conscious person..."

"Shut up, shut up..."

"Holy shit, you grabbed my ears again, please be gentle..."

When the slamming sound of the door was heard upstairs, Hua Ling'er asked weakly: "Why did sister Ai suddenly become angry? She seems to be losing her temper with the young master? Will the young master be okay?"

Arhat winked: "This matter is possible, but I, Arhat, can't help the young master. He has to complete it by himself."

Da Tou bumped Arhat angrily and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, Ling'er is still young, don't lead her astray."

In fact, Luo Han is a relatively gentle person in private. It is only because of his identity as a bodyguard that he deliberately pretends to be vicious in public. After getting along for some days, Datou and Hua Ling'er discovered that he actually had no imagination.

The attack was so terrible, so now I feel much more relaxed when talking to Arhat.

Arhat grinned nonchalantly and said, "Okay, okay, I won't say anything anymore. Come on, let's continue playing cards. Who is the landlord here? Why can't I remember?"
Chapter completed!
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