The landlady is a trustworthy person, which Wang Lu realized two years ago. Two years later, the landlady is still the same landlady.

The two of them had lunch under the tree. The landlady put away the dishes and picked up the food box: "Okay, let's start?"

"Start with what?"

"Of course it's time to practice martial arts! It's time to eat sooner rather than later. It's time to eat now. Come with me."

The landlady said, turned around and walked up a rugged road, not knowing where she was going. Wang Lu followed closely behind without asking any questions.

The two of them walked in tandem on the mountain road of Piaomiao Peak, traveling very fast. Although the proprietress was carrying a heavy food box with fragile tableware in her hand, she walked as if they were walking on flat ground, and the food box did not shake even once.

Even the clinking of bowls and chopsticks did not stir up the slightest sound, showing a very high level of lightness.

As for Wang Lu, he is far behind. Although he has been running long distances and climbing mountains all day long for two years, he has super endurance. After all, he is not a martial arts person. His climbing movements are very unrestrained. He has to use both hands and feet to barely keep up.

The speed of a boss lady.

This walk lasted for half an hour, until the jagged rocks beside her turned into a peach blossom forest, and the surrounding area was deserted, and the landlady stopped.

"Not bad, you can really keep up, and you're not out of breath! No monkey can climb as well as you!"

Wang Lu patted the mud on his hands and said, "Hey, as a mountain person, running away from monkeys is a special skill."

"Your housekeeping skills are too bad, aren't you!? But this also proves that you have not wasted the two years, and you have laid a solid foundation. In this case, the next thing will be a little simpler. I will directly pass it on to you.

It’s a peerless magical skill, so just practice it with peace of mind, the only problem is that it might be a bit hard.”

Wang Lu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if it's hard work, just serve the people. But I'm already this old, isn't it a little late to start learning martial arts?"

As a result, the landlady patted her chest confidently: "You are comparing me to ordinary mediocre teachers. Not to mention you are only fourteen years old, even if you are forty, it is not too late to start learning from me!"

"Why do your words sound familiar to me...?"

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Wang Lu and the landlady were chatting and laughing, and the foreplay was very enjoyable. However, when the landlady actually practiced the "Dragon Subduing Magic", which she called the best in the outer sect, Wang Lu immediately fell to his knees.

The Dragon Subduing Magic Kung Fu is not complicated. There are only sixteen movements in the whole set, and it can only be broken down into more than thirty movements. However... the movements are so difficult that it is outrageous. The person who created this Kung Fu must have a deep love for human beings.

With great hatred, every move was designed to go against the common sense of the human body. Either the joints were turned outward or the limbs were stretched by tearing the ligaments. When Wang Lu saw it halfway, he felt that the word "subduing the dragon" in this kung fu probably meant

, even if you let a dragon practice this kung fu, it will lose its strength halfway through the practice.

Of course, although the Kung Fu is anti-human, there are many experts in the world who can practice anti-human Kung Fu. The landlady finished it in one go, with no blush on her face and no heartbeat, which made Wang Lu highly doubt whether this energetic girl was

When I was a child, I ate some strange fruit. From then on, my limbs could be assembled and combined at will, and stretched and stretched.

"Okay, the above is the breakdown of all the sixteen movements of Yi Jin Gong. How do you feel?"

After finishing this set of non-human fists, the lady boss smiled and asked: "How many can you remember?"

"Master, I have already forgotten half of it. Can I leave now if I have forgotten all of it? Please give me two more minutes..."

"Damn! You're kidding me!"

"Because I really don't want to add such cruel and inhumane memories to myself. Master, is there any more reliable kung fu?"

The landlady immediately became angry, like a great artist whose artistic achievements were completely denied by others: "You little bastard, you know nothing! Do you know how many people in the world dream of learning this dragon subduing magic skill in one and a half moves?"

No? Practice for me honestly! If you don’t practice well, you won’t be allowed to eat!”

Damn, threatening to eat! What a shame!

Wang Lu began to practice honestly with great integrity and integrity.

Although he felt a lot of disgust in his heart, when Wang Lu actually started practicing, his progress was unexpectedly fast.

The boss lady obviously only demonstrated it once, but every move was deeply imprinted in her mind... Of course, this can also be explained by the impact of those anti-human moves.

And when Wang Lu easily completed the three movements of the first move without much hindrance, even the proprietress couldn't help but be surprised: "Okay, you are so flexible."

Wang Lu was weak: "You are the flesh-man type!"

"Oh, since you can easily complete the first few movements, let's speed up a bit. Next, try to add breathing requirements. Come on, listen to my slogan and breathe..."

This time, the difficulty increased a lot. Although Wang Lu's physical condition was not difficult to perform the shameful moves of the Dragon Subduing Magic, when the boss lady guided her breathing with a special rhythm, Wang Lu suddenly felt a lot of pressure. The boss lady

The rhythm of the song is irregular, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, sometimes fast like a shower of hail, which is overwhelming. Sometimes slow, but long and detailed, almost suffocating. It is more like a game of teasing than breathing training.

However, it didn't take long for Wang Lu to feel that there seemed to be a special air flow in his body. Under the guidance of the boss lady's slogan, it flowed through the body in an orderly manner.

As the breath traveled, the muscles all over his body began to tremble slightly, stretching and contracting. Although the amplitude was not large, the muscles all over his body moved together, and the physical exertion was extremely intense. Wang Lu only persisted for a moment before he was sweating profusely and his heart was beating wildly.

Seeing him sweating profusely, the proprietress marveled: "Oh? You reacted so quickly? Your sense of energy is really sharp. If you were in the mortal world, you would be considered a rare martial arts wizard in a century."

Wang Lu endured the discomfort of breathing: "Holy crap, we are the Void Spirit Root, a rare genius in the world of immortality for thousands of years!"

"Tch, it's a rare specimen material that can only be seen in ten thousand years..." The proprietress curled her lips, "Okay, that's it for today. It will make you, a mountain man who can't run to the death of a monkey, as tired as a dead dog. The effect of exercise is

That's quite enough. Go back and have a good rest. Once you've recovered, take the time to practice. After you finish practicing this set of Dragon Subduing Magic Skills, I'll teach you a few more sets. With your qualifications and my skill, within a month, at least you'll be able to do it.

Those horse boys who can defeat Zhu Qin in a duel."

Damn it! After a month of hard training, I can only defeat one minion on the other side? How much have I been left behind in the past two years! My beloved mentor, should you consider compensating me for the loss of my youth!?

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That night, dragging his exhausted body, Wang Lu returned to Wuxiang Peak and fell asleep. The next morning, his whole body ached and he felt like dying.

But remembering that he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, Wang Lu struggled to get up, walked to the living room with unsteady steps, and unswervingly swept away the steamed buns, pickles, gruel and sliced ​​ham on the table.

After eating and washing the dishes, Wang Lu pushed open the door of his master's room. Sure enough, he was smelling of alcohol again. The master slept like a dead dog as usual. His white clothes were spotless, but under the sleeping posture with his arms stretched out,

She also showed a lot of youthful beauty. Speaking of which, if we evaluate this fifth elder objectively, she can be regarded as a rare beauty - of course, if her temperament and other factors are taken into consideration, she will suddenly become a hideous-looking monster.

The master is a beautiful woman. This is the long-cherished wish of many young monks in the world of immortality. Unfortunately, two years later, Wang Lu was tired of seeing this so-called spring scene. He glanced at her and saw that she was still alive, and no longer bothered to pay attention to this top master. It happened to be today

Teng Yuntang has no course schedule, so just practice at Wuxiang Peak with peace of mind. According to the proprietress, the more tired you are, the more you have to persevere in this magical skill of subduing the dragon, and the effect can be doubled.

As for the training ground, there is no need to be strict, it is just an open space outside the house. I hope that the dead dog inside the house, like other peak masters, will provide a professional training ground for the true disciples, or even a paradise... then that's it.

After stretching his muscles a little outside the house, Wang Lu endured the pain of his limbs being torn apart. He followed the boss's wife's instructions yesterday and practiced the Dragon Subduing Skill one by one. Although the boss's chant was missing and he couldn't match his breathing rhythm,

This set of movements itself is already an excellent way to strengthen your body.

After doing it once, Wang Lu only felt that the pain all over his body had eased a little. He couldn't help but admire that this set of mortal martial arts was really miraculous. The boss lady was a worthy master, especially compared with the one in the house, it was simply touching.

What a spicy teacher!

While thinking about it, Wang Lu started practicing the Dragon-Subduing Divine Art from the beginning again - it was idle time anyway.

However, this time I was only halfway through training when I heard a woman’s lazily moaning from inside the room: “Ah… my head hurts so much…”

Haha, are you hungover? You idiot! You are so poor that you even embezzled the disciple’s sect subsidy, and you still go out to buy hundreds of spiritual stones and a bottle of Xian Qiong Jade Brew every day. You deserve to have a headache that will make you die!

It's great to be drunk like a fool and be turned into a flesh man by a black-skinned Kunlun slave to relieve your anger!

However, the fifth elder is still the fifth elder. As soon as the immortal family's mind changes, the drunkenness disappears and the glory shines.

"Well, I slept so well and got so drunk! Haha! Let's drink again in two days!"

As she spoke, the woman strode out of the door and was stunned when she saw Wang Lu who was practicing the Dragon Subduing Kung Fu.

"Hey, Xiao Wang Lu, what are you doing?"

Wang Lu replied angrily: "Damn, I can't see you, just practice!"

"Practice?" The fifth elder was suddenly confused, "What kind of kung fu do you practice? Have I taught you kung fu?"

Damn, you bitch, you still have the nerve to say that! You haven’t taught me Kung Fu for two years! I either run long distances or take baths every day. Are you recruiting disciples or raising pigs!?

The fifth elder walked around Wang Lu with great interest and carefully observed his posture. He couldn't help but become more confused: "Why do I feel like you are practicing mortal martial arts?"

Wang Lu simply stopped practicing, stood up and said, "It's just mortal martial arts. I met an expert at the foot of the mountain. He saw that I had been practicing in the Spirit Sword Sect for two years, but I could only kill monkeys.

Yu Qianqian taught me a set of unique magical skills."

After the fifth elder was stunned for a long time, he stamped his feet angrily: "What a bullshit expert! Teaching a true disciple of a cultivating sect mortal martial arts? What kind of stupid thinking does this have to do? You are the same, Xiao Wang Lu

Idiot, why don't you ask a famous teacher like me to ask for advice, but find a charlatan to ask for advice on martial arts? You, you really have eaten too much while looking up at the stars, and your brain is filled with water!"

Wang Lu was also anxious: "You damn well know what the canteen at Piaomiao Peak is like!? Then why don't you get me a long-term valid meal ticket! And no matter how charlatan they are, they taught us this

Kung fu is real! I wasted two years here, and it would be better to practice martial arts with an expert for one night, and you have the nerve to say that!?"

The fifth elder was simply astonished: "You traitor, you actually compared me with a charlatan?!"

"Are you worthy of being compared with others!?"

As a result, Wang Lu was interrupted halfway through his taunting by his mentor who was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

"You idiot, you are so blind! Do you really think that I, the master, have been lazy in the past two years and don't care about your affairs?"

Wang Lu sneered: "Then I will ask Master to make a deep oath. I have tried my best to train my apprentice in the past two years. If it is not true, I will give up drinking and sex from now on, and my living habits will be like those of the elder in charge of punishment."

Look at the crane!"

The fifth elder's beauty turned pale: "Quit drinking and sex!? Who taught you such a vicious vow!?"

"Hey, Master, is he feeling guilty?"

"Damn, even if you have a weak kidney, you have a weak heart! I...cough, I just accidentally forgot how to swear the inner demon's oath."

"Oh, you can figure out the reason! Please give me some face!"

The fifth elder was cornered by his beloved disciple, and his face turned red with anger: "You! You talk so much, aren't you just dissatisfied with my level? That's easy, just find your pheasant master and compare it with me.

!”

Wang Lu was shocked: "Master, your lower limit has reached a new low! How can you, a dignified golden elixir cultivator, compete with a mortal martial artist?"

The fifth elder said angrily: "Of course I want to suppress my cultivation to the level of a mortal! In a fair competition, the winner is king!"

"Haha, what a wonderful idea. When the time comes, you will deliberately lose the competition, and then take the opportunity to kick me, the apprentice of the ethereal root, away. From now on, you will be free and happy..."

Before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by the Fifth Elder. In her anger, she dared to place any big bet: "If I lose, I'll let you do whatever you want! I'll be your toilet without any complaints!"

"make a deal!"

Being struck by Wang Lu while the iron was hot, the fifth elder calmed down a bit and reflected on it. It seemed that he had been tricked by his beloved disciple.

However, after all, he is a little kid who has never seen much of the world. How can such a little trick be put on the stage? Hey, he actually practices some mortal martial arts, but he doesn’t know that he is receiving the greatest education in Lingjian Mountain!
Chapter completed!