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Chapter 1: It's impossible for my fat man to complain so much(1/2)

"Wang Lu, are you lovelorn?"

"ha?"

The proprietress stood up from behind the counter, her face filled with the enthusiasm of gossip: "After you came down from the mountain, you met a beautiful mortal woman and expected to fall in love with her. However, the path between immortals and mortals is different, and you cannot give her the happiness she wants.

, so I had no choice but to break up with him, but I still can’t let go of him in my heart... Is that like this?"

"Are you in heat recently? You're saying such nonsense." Wang Lu scolded angrily, "But you did say that I did have some trouble going down the mountain this time, so I wanted to see through you.

Can you recruit some helpers?"

"Trouble?" Little Ling'er was even more surprised, "You actually get into trouble? That's probably a big trouble. Tell me quickly to make me happy!"

Wang Lu slapped the counter: "Bring me the wine!"

"..."

Under the influence of alcohol, Wang Lu talked and cursed one by one, recounting what happened to Wangjiacun.

The result is……

"Hahahaha! You actually let a group of bumpkins torture you! Do you want to be so frustrated!?"

Damn it, why is this woman so gentle and considerate!?

But Wang Lu really couldn't refute, because... he lost to the low-level people of Qixing Sect rather than to the group of imbecile villagers in Wangjia Village. As long as they had some brains, they wouldn't have dragged Wang Lu down so hard.



I feel so troubled in my heart.

With Wang Lu's temperament, how could he ever be so tolerant? Although in the end before leaving, he still raised his sword and killed him, frightening the simple villagers to death. But for Wang Lu, that was actually the result of trying his best to suppress him.

It's not that he is so violent and bloodthirsty, he is just good at it and likes to use the simplest method to solve problems. To deal with liars, he should kill them all with one sword. But in his hometown, he is restrained in doing anything.

foot!

I really feel bad about wearing a condom, I feel bad! It’s a pity that it’s my home and I can’t do it without wearing one!

"So, the compromise now is to arrest the head of the Seven Star Sect and go to Wangjia Village to explain everything. If the culprit confesses, the villagers will have nothing to say, right?"

The landlady frowned while eating fried broad beans: "I don't know much about this cult problem, but I always feel that your plan is a bit unrealistic."

"Damn, what qualifications do you, a third-rate boss with a daily turnover of over 10,000 yuan, have to evaluate my plan?"

The landlady was so angry: "You look down on people so much, so don't ask me! You look like a bitter child that no one wants, and you came to me for comfort, and now you are showing your shame to me?"

Wang Lu slapped the table: "Who is here to ask for comfort? Don't be too smart... No, be too sentimental, okay!?"

During the quarrel, another person came outside the door: "Sister Ling, Sister Ling, I have prepared what you want and put it away... Hey, Senior Brother Wang Lu?"

Wang Lu turned around: "Wen Bao? Why are you here?"

The person outside the door was none other than Wen Bao, standing at the door with a big pig on his shoulders, looking a little embarrassed.

"Don't block the door. Come in."

After the landlady called Wen Bao into the room to put down his things, he explained the reason.

It turned out that after the training began, the other disciples each selected a target location, but Wen Bao was the only one who could not make a decision.

Because no location seems too difficult for him.

Wen Bao's practice is different from that of ordinary inner disciples. He takes a relatively extreme path, somewhat similar to Wang Lu, except that he is very good at attacking. Before going down the mountain, Wen Bao's Black Iron Sword Technique has reached the full level and he is practicing true

He has the sword of the Immortal Family to break mountains, and at the same time, his Qi training has reached the peak of the eighth level. His output ability is very terrifying. Even the senior brothers who are at the top level of Qi training will be amazed when they see it.

But other than that, he was useless. However, Shanmen’s experience focused on comprehensive ability. Wen Bao used his brain seriously and evaluated every proposed location, thinking that even the simplest one would be useful to him.

quite dangerous

So Wen Bao simply retreated. Since he couldn't go up the mountain, he stayed temporarily in Lingxi Town at the foot of the mountain, waiting for his teammates to call him. Teams were allowed to go out for experience, and the final report could also be co-written, but only one team was allowed.

Two people, as for multiple teams acting at the same time, that's fine, but reporting will inevitably result in repeated deductions.

While Wen Bao was working for the boss lady, he was waiting for the call from his teammates. In the words of the boss lady, he was just waiting to die, but... he was really made to wait!

"Senior Brother Wang Lu, why didn't you call me when you left?"

The fat man was full of grievances. The two of them went to Qinglong Gorge together and had a tacit understanding with each other. They thought that this time they went down the mountain to practice their attack and defense combination to continue their glory, but in the end Wang Lu flew solo! It was very sad.

"But why did you come back?"

Wang Lu thought that there was nothing to hide anyway, so he told the story again. After listening to it, Wen Bao looked angrily: "That Seven Star Sect is really hateful. They even bullied my senior brother's hometown. It's really intolerable.

Tolerate!"

The landlady commented: "Really? I think those villagers are even more hateful. How could they be so stupid? They would rather trust an incomprehensible outsider than Wang Lu. After all, they have been on a blind date for more than ten years, so they thought of Wang Lu so rashly."

It’s a devil.”

Wang Lu snorted, didn't he think so in his heart?

Compared to the gang of liars from Qixing Gate, it was the folks in Wangjiacun that made him more irritated.

They are obviously good people, but why have they become so ignorant after not seeing each other for more than two years?

In the end, Wen Bao took it for granted: "They are just villagers. Stupidity is normal. Ordinary people, how can we care if we are not stupid? The stupider, the better!"

"..."

Wang Lu and the landlady were both silent, deeply shocked by Wen Bao's understatement.

"It seems to make sense." The landlady chewed a mouthful of broad beans and commented vaguely.

Wang Lu also nodded: "It's really not like what a person of his level of intelligence can say. His words are rough but not rough. They are words of wisdom."

Wen Bao was embarrassed: "Actually, it was my father who told me. I never understood the meaning before, so I just wrote it down."

"Oh, after all, he is also the son of a national master. He does know something."

"Hey, senior brother, I've given you the award... Well, if you don't mind, can we form a team?"

"Let's form a team?" Wang Lu was stunned, and then began to look at Wen Bao carefully, "It's not a bad idea. Anyway, the shortage of people is huge now, and it is good to have more strong men. If you want to conquer the Seven Star Gate,

It’s not enough for me alone.”

"Really?" Wen Bao was very interested, but he soon realized a problem, "Well, what level is the Seven Star Sect?"

Wang Lu said: "A low-level sect is not even qualified to register in the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader is at most a virtual elixir cultivation level."

"..." Wen Bao felt as if he had been turned to stone, and his whole body froze completely, "Senior brother, what did you say? What is the realm of the master?"

"Void elixir, huh, you're a scumbag who can't even reach the golden elixir."

Wen Bao spat out a mouthful of blood: "Brother, you are a low-level Qi practitioner, where do you get your sense of superiority? No matter how bad you are, you are still a virtual elixir, a virtual elixir! The mana cycle has been compressed to a point, both in terms of quality and quality.

The quantity is more than a hundred times that of ours, you..."

Wang Lu sneered: "You are overthinking, a hundred times more, that is the level of the virtual elixir of our Spirit Sword Sect, the low-level virtual elixir of the Seven Star Sect, it would be great to have ten times... Don't forget that theorem, Ling Jian Sect's virtual elixir level

After the sword disciples come down from the mountain and meet other monks, their cultivation level must be raised to a higher level, that is, low-grade Qi training can be converted into low-grade foundation building..."

Wen Bao was going crazy: "That's just a very irresponsible and simple formula! And its applicable scope is from foundation building to golden elixir. People like us who have been introduced for a short time do not have such a deep accumulation to leapfrog.

What a challenge! What’s more, even if you go up a level, the low-level Qi training is only the low-level foundation building, and there is a big difference between it and the Void Dan!"

Wang Lu said: "But I am a true disciple, so it's okay to raise another level, right?"

"Have you woken up yet!? A true disciple is amazing!? If we take it to another level, do you think you are Liuli Immortal or Zhu Shiyao!?"

Thinking of those two monster-like True Master Sisters, Wang Lu had no choice but to explain: "Look, our Wuxiang Gong has amazing defensive power. At least it can be regarded as a virtual elixir in terms of defensive power, right?"

"How can you have such a shameless algorithm!? It's just a level-skipping challenge, but it's really two levels higher!? And what's the use of just having amazing defense? Are you trying to be a punching bag for others!?"

"That's why we want to capture the young man. I originally planned to capture a few true disciples, but in the end I only captured you, so I have to make do with it."

"Don't ask me for this kind of death thing. I still want to live for a few more years!"

"Speaking of which, you've become quite good at complaining lately, right?"

"It's not because I'm forced by you, senior brother! It's been like this since I was training with Xiao Qingyun. Every time I feel like I have to force people to death before I'm happy!"

Wang Lu and the landlady looked at each other, feeling amused by this almost hysterical Wen Bao.

"Okay, from now on you will be called Awakening Wen Bao."

"What kind of awakening!? Why does it sound like you have less than ten minutes to live?"

"In short... your worries are justified. If the Seven Star Sect really has Void Pill level monks as I expected, it won't be enough for you and me alone."

At this time, the landlady interjected: "Don't talk about you two, even if we let the other two true disciples form a team, it will be very difficult to deal with an opponent at the Xudan level, so..."

Wang Lu smiled: "So''

The landlady suddenly felt a chill on her back, as if something unclean had been on her body.

"So, Sister Ling, please help me this time."

"..."

"Look, as an outsider of the sect, you won't have a quota even if you join the team, and..."

No more, Sister Ling said firmly: "...I don't want it."
To be continued...
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