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Chapter 6: You perverts are all going to die!(1/2)

When Xiao Ling'er regained consciousness, she found that she was already standing outside the courtyard wall. She was still wearing the exquisite long dress. The moisture from the bath had not completely dissipated, but... her back was against the setting sun.

, the slender figure cast in front of me looked so lonely and sad.

After being stunned for a while, emotions gradually brewed in little Ling'er's mind. A strange smile appeared on the girl's lips, and then she strode towards a certain direction in the county town.

At the same time, Wang Lu and Wen Bao were squatting in a remote alley, each holding cooking cakes and cooked meat, and feasting.

"Senior Brother Wang Lu, do you think Sister Ling... is really okay?"

Wang Lu swallowed the meat pie in his mouth and said with a smile: "Don't worry, women are born actors. Didn't there just be an errand boy to confirm your identity? It can be seen that she has already penetrated into the enemy, and she will probably be there soon."

You can make some achievements now."

"...It's just that I always feel like Sister Ling has made a huge sacrifice."

"What's there to sacrifice? She won't really be taken advantage of. On the contrary, she will be praised by everyone and regarded as a fairy descending to earth. That guy must be very happy! You know, no one on Lingjian Mountain has ever praised her.

As beautiful as a flower, right?"

Wen Bao thought for a while: "Really...why? In fact, Sister Ling is indeed pretty."

Wang Lu sneered and said: "No matter how beautiful she is, what's the use? With her temperament, it's hard for people to regard her as a woman. Just like my master, objectively speaking, she is also a beauty, right? Don't talk about women, you

Do you treat her as a human being?"

"...That's true."

"Right? But as long as Xiao Ling'er is willing to act, there is no problem in fooling a mountain gangster. I have to say..." Wang Lu frowned, "That is to say, she is slightly slim in figure, but she is a pervert these days.

Don’t control her too much, maybe that bitch is just right for her! Small breasts are of scarce value, hahahaha!”

Although Wen Bao didn't understand it very well, he saw that his senior brother was smiling happily, so he laughed in agreement, but his laughter stopped abruptly.

At the entrance of the alley, a girl stood with her back against the setting sun, and her slender shadow cast down, just blocking his view.

It's like night has fallen.

Wang Lu raised his head and saw the girl. He was about to smile and say welcome to the triumphant return, but the next moment...

"Wang Lu, I'm going to kill you!"

The girl stepped forward with astonishing power, her figure was like lightning, and punched Wang Lu in the face. Bang! The boy flew out like a cannonball, and then with a bang, he was imprinted on a dirt wall.

Hitting people with strength is like hanging a painting, what a freehand figure painting!

"...I see, I never expected that things would change like this.

With heavy dark circles under his eyes, Wang Lu made a heartbroken expression and sighed like this.

Just now, Xiao Ling'er recounted her experience in the other courtyard with humiliation - of course, Wen Bao had been driven far away, and it was Wang Lu and her alone who had a conversation. This kind of life-long history of humiliation, one more person

If you know it, you will have to silence one more person!

Wang Lu was also dumbfounded when he heard about the huge change. No matter how professional he was as an adventurer, he never imagined that things would change so dramatically. That old pervert was not only perverted, but also perverted! No good!

How dare you discriminate against flat-chested people! It’s against you!

Wang Lu then sighed: "Sister Ling, I really wronged you...Pfft!"

I originally planned to try to comfort the severely traumatized girl, but in the end I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Of course, the result was that she was hung on the wall by Sister Ling again.

"If you laugh again, I will beat you until you, the culprit, can't remember anything!

Wang Lu touched the other dark circle and said with force: "Don't laugh, don't laugh. I have deeply realized my mistake...I will definitely give sincere compensation when I go back."

Little Linger gritted her teeth: "Who wants you to compensate! How can you compensate!?"

Wang Lu thought for a while: "Actually, I know a few folk remedies that can enlarge breasts. Sister Ling, you..." Bang! Walking down from the wall for the third time, Wang Lu sighed helplessly: "Sister Ling, what are you doing?

Do you want to practice the magic pen and Ma Liang magic skill? No matter what happens, I will never really become a two-dimensional person!"

"I, I..." Little Ling'er was also a little speechless, because to be honest, Wang Lu just couldn't figure it out and didn't mean to harm her. But the anger in his heart was hard to calm down, so what should he do?

Wang Lu's face darkened: "Of course, there is a debtor who is responsible for the injustice. Let's find the real culprit and take revenge."

Little Ling'er's mood was waning: "How to get there? The infiltration plan failed."

Wang Lu was also a little embarrassed: "Yeah, I didn't expect that guy to be so perverted and shallow, and he didn't have normal aesthetics at all... If you don't take this route, it will be really difficult to enter the mansion. Neither Wen Bao nor I are good at sneaking.

A monk of change.

Little Ling'er snorted: "Why don't you face it head on? I'm tired of going around like this."

Wang Luxin said that I'm afraid there is another reason why you are upset... When I first asked you to sell your sex, weren't you quite happy?

However, if he really wants to go head-on... Wang Lu is still a little hesitant. With the current lineup, it is possible to win against a six-star and a four-star, but it will be difficult to catch the opponent.

And if he can't be caught, this blow will be like alerting the enemy. It will be difficult to find the general altar to catch the leader in the future. Moreover, after this time, it is also likely to trigger the other party's revenge, complicating the situation.

If possible, it is best to attack in secret, because until now, the biggest advantage they have is still that the enemy is in the dark.

So the question comes back to the original point, how to sneak into the house and catch the two adulterers and adulterers?

Beauty traps are the most effective, but unfortunately the boss lady is good-looking but not in good shape. Apart from the boss lady, where can I find someone with good looks and strong combat power who can defeat the foundation-building monks? Is it necessary to do it again?

Go back to the mountain to catch the young men? The disciples have already traveled far and wide to practice, and the young men are not so easy to catch.

Alas, if the junior sister Yue Xinyao that someone has been thinking about is here, he can make up some tricks. But now, there is only one flat-chested, one fat, and one in the team...

Wang Lu sighed, lowered his head, and saw a puddle on the ground. The water was as flat as a mirror, reflecting the young man's slightly anxious face.

Hey, wait, there seems to be a solution!

"Sister Ling, please wait here with Fatty for a moment. I have an idea."

Sister Ling thought he was worried, so she waved her hand feebly: "Go ahead, go ahead."

After about a meal, when Xiao Ling'er was standing a little bored at the entrance of the alley and was about to leave, suddenly a person came from a distance.

It was a beautiful girl of medium height and elegant appearance. The woman was wearing a gorgeous long dress, which added a bit of coquettishness and charm to her delicate appearance. The girl was swaying as she walked, her eyes were flowing, and she was infinitely charming.

Seeing this person, Xiao Ling'er frowned subconsciously, especially when she saw the girl's towering breasts, she felt secretly hostile.

Damn it, where did such people come from in this remote county? Logically speaking, they should all be malnourished and emaciated! People in a small county should look like a small county! With such big breasts, they have to be

Professional nanny!?

Then, under Xiao Ling'er's complicated eyes, the strange woman suddenly turned around, smiled at her, and walked straight over.

"...You have something to do with me?" Xiao Ling'er felt unhappy, especially after the other party stood still and puffed out his chest, seemingly intentionally or unintentionally, it was simply a provocation!

"Oh, it's me."

"Who are you? Do I know you?" Xiao Ling'er replied subconsciously, and then froze completely.

Because that voice was so familiar, it was clearly...

"It's me, can't you tell? I'm not using a fake voice, shouldn't I?

The landlady felt like her chin was about to drop to her feet.

"Wang Lu!!@#!@#!?"

"Haha, my surname is Wang Minglu, why don't you two come and pay my respects?"

"..."

"Anyway, since none of you are of any use, I think it's only me who takes action personally. It's not like I have any special hobbies."

"..."

"I also had an idea when I saw the reflection in the water just now... Well, although I can't say how handsome I am, but before the secondary sexual characteristics of puberty are fully developed, I can barely make a cameo as a transvestite."

"..."

"Don't just stare blankly with your mouth open. Please give me some opinions. Am I okay with the way I am now? I spent some time thinking about it, and it should be roughly the same. The details need to be worked out, but I can't care about that much at the moment."

"..."

The landlady and Wen Bao still had horrified expressions on their faces, standing motionless like stone sculptures.

Wang Lu shook his head helplessly, then stretched out his hand to touch the boss's wife's chest...

Bang! Another figure painting.

A certain two-dimensional character painting reluctantly said: "...Aren't you quite energetic? That unprepared posture just now was considered to lure the snake out of its hole?"

The landlady blushed with embarrassment and covered her chest with her hands: "You bastard, you pervert, you... are simply disgusting!"

Wang Lu jumped down from the wall and retorted angrily: "It's not like you are so flat-chested and incompetent! Otherwise, why would you let me, a handsome man from a good family, show off his lust? I'm under a lot of psychological pressure, okay!?"

"You pervert! Stay away from me! Also, don't breathe, perverts like you will pollute the air of the entire county!"

"Damn, you are so flat-chested and arrogant!?"

The landlady was extremely angry, but she turned her eyes and said curiously: "You said I have flat chests...but for a grown man like you, what's wrong with those breasts? It doesn't feel like they are stuffed with cotton apples or something like that."

Wang Lu sighed and patted his chest, making a muffled sound.

"This..." The landlady was stunned, and then realized, "You adjusted the shape of the ribs!? My dear, you actually practiced this skill secretly!?"

Wang Lu laughed sarcastically: "Well, isn't it just the bones that you practice with the Wuxiang Sword Bone? Although it's a bit uncomfortable, it's not a big problem if you can hold on for a day or two. Anyway, if you don't do anything and don't do strenuous activities to cause breast shaking, it will be the same as Zhen's.
To be continued...
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