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Chapter 9: This is a historic moment to remember!(1/2)

"In short, that's it. In my opinion, this world is full of exploitation. Foxes exploit rabbits, rabbits exploit flowers and grass, and flowers and grass exploit the earth... Unless you can stand at the top of the heaven, you have to contribute something, just like taxes.

It is inevitable, and for the stupid people in the world, their contribution can be called IQ tax. Rather than handing this tax to a gang of despicable liars like the Seven Star Sect, it is better for me to collect it."

In the square, Wang Lu was sitting on the bedside, talking eloquently.

There were four people sitting in front of him.

One is the boss lady. The girl has her hands folded in front of her chest, looking a little disapproving and a little uneasy.

Next to her was the old pervert He Yun, the former elder of the Seven Star Sect. At this time, the binding ropes had been loosened and he was given a seat. He enjoyed VIP treatment. He just sat next to little Ling'er.

, this old whore is like a hemorrhoid attack, unable to sit still.

Next to him was a charming and voluptuous female monk, who was the old monk's concubine and the contact person who was supposed to be stationed in Wuhou County, Wu Feihua. This woman was naturally charming and charming.

After practicing the evil technique, she exudes a charming look in every move she makes. Unfortunately, her cheeks are now swollen and her body has many hidden wounds. She was almost able to break through to the first level of Qi training, but was punched back to her original shape, leaving her in an unspeakable state of desolation.

, which greatly damaged her image. Similarly, when she was in the same room with Wang Lu and Xiao Ling'er, the female monk was also filled with nervousness and broke out in cold sweats.

Next to Wu Feihua was the completely incomprehensible Wen Bao. He was originally guarding outside the courtyard. Not long ago, he was called in by the martial arts guard from another courtyard holding Wang Lu's token. What he saw in front of him was also incomprehensible.

What I saw and heard were all incomprehensible theories.

"Senior brother, what on earth is going on here?"

Wang Lu smiled: "As I just said, the laws of heaven dictate that ignorant sentient beings in the world must pay an IQ tax. In order to effectively implement this law of heaven, I decided to establish a sect."

"Huh?" Wen Bao's fat chin almost dragged to the ground.

Wang Lu continued: "The purpose of this sect is to raise, manage and use the IQ tax of the fools in the world, and to effectively safeguard the interests of the fools."

The landlady raised her hand: "What does this have to do with protecting your interests!?"

"Of course." Wang Lu said lightly, "Compared to being exploited by the Seven Star Sect and the like, being exploited by me is a bit more classy, ​​right?"

"Tch, what's the difference?"

"It's the same as being raped. Do you want to be raped by Prince Charming, or by a mountain spirit?"

"...What kind of bullshit metaphor are you talking about!? I don't want any of it!"

Wang Lu said with a smile: "The old virgin's thinking is not universal. In short, this is the truth. As long as my sect can do better than the Seven Star Sect, it will be a profit for the ignorant. However, if the Seven Star Sect falls to the ninth level, after all,

It’s also a century-old sect, so it’s not easy to do better than him. Fortunately, we have several advantages.”

"The first is the theoretical advantage. Although the Seven Star Sect has many tricks when committing fraud, it lacks a consistent core theory. They cannot really answer: Why do we want to cultivate immortality? Why can we cultivate immortality? If we encounter setbacks,

How to deal with it? But we can, because we have a complete theoretical system.

The landlady continued to raise her hand: "When did we have this theoretical system?

Wang Lu looked calm: "I just thought of it a stick of incense ago."

"..."

"The second is the institutional advantage. As a low-level sect, the Seven Star Sect has loose management, chaotic systems, and low efficiency. But we are different. We come from the Five Jue of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and have advanced system management experience, which can effectively improve the operational efficiency of the sect.

and avoid risks.”

"Haha..." The landlady laughed weakly.

"The third is the personnel advantage. The Seven Star Sect is composed of mostly useless monks who have not been able to practice as they wish, as well as ignorant disciples who have been deceived. They lack both faith and mobility, and the quality of the personnel is extremely low. But we are different. Just me.

It is said that not only does he have the top ethereal roots in the world of immortality, but he also received a complete system of advanced education in immortality. Even though his level is not high at this stage, his growth potential is amazing, and his foundation is very stubborn... He is overwhelming in terms of personnel quality.

advantages.”

"Ha ha."

"Four is..."

The landlady raised her hand to interrupt: "Okay, stop talking about these useless things and just tell me what you want to do?"

"To put it simply, we will use a few of us as a team to initially form a sect. I just held a mobilization meeting for everyone to inspire confidence."

The landlady sneered: "You can do whatever you want, but don't include me in such unreliable things. I have no interest in forming a cult."

After saying that, he was ready to get up and leave.

Wang Lu sighed: "But according to my plan, the sect needs a good image ambassador. This image ambassador must not only have the appearance of being docile and charming, but also need a unique temperament that is holy and not lacking in affinity. Among the people I know,

Apart from you, no one else has the qualifications."

The landlady said indifferently, then sat back obediently.

Then a certain fat man raised his hand timidly: "Brother, I still don't quite understand what's going on..."

Wang Lu said categorically: "You don't need to know that much!"

"Oh..." The fat man put down his hand sarcastically.

"In short, since everyone has no different opinions, our sect has been officially established."

The landlady raised her hand again: "After talking for a long time, your sect doesn't even have a name?"

"Of course there is a name, given that our purpose is to manage and use the IQ tax to fool the people..."

"Let's call it Jiuzhou IQ Taxation Administration."

"What kind of strange naming do I rely on!?"

"It's called the Intelligent Taxation Bureau. Isn't it very impressive?"

"Awesome! I'm so embarrassed, okay!?"

"Of course, the name Intelligent Taxation Bureau has its avant-garde nature, so it is only used internally by high-level officials. To the outside world, it is called Intellectual Education."

"It's still weird!?"

"Tsk, I can't tell for someone with your intelligence, so just applaud first."

Wow, there was an embarrassing burst of sparse applause in the room.

After a moment, the landlady put down her hand and sighed: "Congratulations on taking the risk of being bombarded by the execution elders and going down the mountain to establish your own cult organization. What next? How are you going to deal with these two people?"

As she said this, the girl pointed at the two prisoners of war from the Seven Star Sect beside her, causing the two men to break out in cold sweat, fearing that they would be killed and silenced.

Fortunately, Wang Lu had no murderous intention, but smiled and said: "The next step will be enough to further enrich our talent team..."

As he said that, he looked at the old pervert and Wu Feihua.

The landlady was stunned for a while, and then asked in disbelief: "Wang Lu, don't you mean to bring these two people...?"

The old slut and Wu Feihua also widened their eyes in surprise - although they had seen that Wang Lu had no murderous intention, they always thought that the death penalty could be avoided, and now it seems that... this is the rhythm of recruiting a younger brother.

?

"Oh, these two are both old men from the Seven Star Sect. Although their cultivation levels are low and their foundations are poor, they are still Immortal monks. They can still be used as labor force. It's not in vain if they don't use it.

"Huh, whatever you want." The boss lady was obviously not interested in Wang Lu's management.

After hearing these words, both the old pervert and Wu Feihua had countless thoughts in their hearts, but neither of them dared to speak, for fear that the other party would suddenly turn around and kill them.

Wang Lu smiled and said: "Haha, you two don't have to be afraid. Although I have enmity with the Seven Star Sect, as long as you can abandon the dark side and turn to the bright side, I will forget about it. In the future, as the backbone of my sect, you will work hard and your various benefits will only be better than those of the Seven Star Sect."

The door is better.”

The two of them laughed together and nodded stiffly, quickly calculating the gains and losses in their minds, but they couldn't figure it out clearly... However, they were now prisoners anyway. Wang Lu said that the sun was coming out from the west, so they could only nod.

Seeing the attitude of these two people, Wang Lu smiled slightly. The new guy is not loyal enough... but it doesn't matter.

As a leader, especially as a top leader, the most important thing is to lead the team well, and the way to lead the team...

That night, when he led the team to leave the county magistrate's courtyard, Wang Yu had a private conversation with the old pervert and Wu Feihua respectively to improve their morale.

He listed three benefits for the old pervert He Yun, and instantly broke through the other party's defenses and accepted him as a loyal dog.

"First of all, although my level of cultivation is not high, you can't compare to my background. Even if I have only been practicing for more than two years, the knowledge I have gained in the Five Arts of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance cannot be compared to you even if I exhaust my efforts for a hundred years."

The old pervert smiled bitterly and said: "That's true... I have been practicing for a hundred years, and the core technique is just a pieced together Seven Star Technique. Even middle-grade techniques are rare, but disciples of famous sects

, browsing the top-grade Kung Fu books in the mountain gate but treating them as nothing, it’s really..."

"Don't be envious of the high-grade skills. If they were given to you, you wouldn't be able to cultivate them with your qualifications as a miscellaneous spirit... But even the low-grade skills are suitable and unsuitable. You were originally in the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance sect.

When you were practicing, the compatibility between your spiritual roots and the exercises was not satisfactory, but after you were expelled from the master, the exercises after the foundation establishment were cut off, and you had to use the Seven Star Technique to make do. The compatibility plummeted, and the road ahead was all over the place.

Not to mention the thorns, your original foundation has been ruined a lot, right?"

The old pervert was even more silent.

"However, I happen to have a few techniques that are suitable for miscellaneous spiritual roots. I can't say how high a state it can take you to practice. After all, it will be much stronger than the half-dead virtue you have now. As long as you do things well, these

I can give you all the techniques."

The old pervert was moved at that moment.

"Secondly, you are nothing more than a six-star elder in the Seven-Star Sect, with limited power. But now that I am employing people, you are the deputy perimeter director of the tax bureau, which is also the deputy leader of the Wisdom Sect."

"Oh, He is too ashamed to deserve the favor from the bureau chief."

"There's nothing you shouldn't do. A sect is starting up, and everything is ready to flourish. There has to be someone to do the work, and the ones who can do it must be experienced people like you and your wife. What do you expect from a crappy landlady who can't even run an inn and an obese man?

Boy, this church is doomed."
To be continued...
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