Chapter 146: Just Teasing You (Part 2)
early morning.
Sun Bin got up suddenly, washed his face and brushed his teeth under the service of his personal soldiers. He just sat down to have breakfast and had not had a few bites before he had lifted the curtain, and Yang Bu came in excitedly: "Qi Bi Military Advisor, General Li Yu is back."
"Oh, let him in quickly." Sun Bin hurriedly put down his chopsticks.
Yang Bu hurried to the tent door and waved to the outside.
"Military Advisor." Li Yu, covered in blood, walked in with a big stance and joyful look on his face: "The last general is not humiliating. Last night, he not only turned the Chu camp upside down, but also wiped out the Chu army's rebel light cavalry and killed the enemy general Zhao Houtong, and now the head is here!" As he said that, he raised his right hand.
I saw a head full of blood stains on his face, grinning and grinning, swaying in his hands, extremely vulnerable.
Sun Bin was speechless: I saw this thing early in the morning, so how could I eat? However, I was also happy and laughed loudly, "General Li did a beautiful job. I wonder if Jingshe fainted from depression now?"
"Look, it's 80% that I vomited blood three times." Yang Bu said intriguingly.
"Hehe, if you ask for something to be so angry, it will save us trouble." Li Yu also looked gloating.
"Okay, General Li, I have worked hard all night, hurry up and go to heal my wounds and rest. This time, I will remember your great achievements, and the rest of the soldiers will also be rewarded."
"Thank you Military Advisor." Li Yu was overjoyed, and when he bowed his hand, he put down his head and went to rest.
"Okay, take down the head, marinate it with lime, and send it to Anyi for merit." Looking at the bloody thing, Sun Bin waved his hand quickly.
"No." Yang Bu quickly took down his head and arranged for him to go.
"Hehe..." Sun Bin was thinking while eating breakfast: "It turns out that he just wanted to harass the Chu Camp. Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected surprise, and he wiped out the Chu Camp's light cavalry. So, isn't the Chu Camp now a deaf and blind man? Hehe, it's really a big profit."
Sun Bin was in a good mood and ate all the breakfast in one breath.
Immediately, the Wei army set off a large number of camps and rushed to Xiangling in one breath.
However, Sun Bin did not enter the city, but instead set up a camp in the flat and wide area west of the city, supporting Xiangling.
On this day, the Chu Camp was calm and there was no provocation or action.
It's no wonder that last night, the Chu army was tortured by Li Yu all night, and countless camp tents were burned, and many soldiers were damaged. Even Jingshe was so angry that he couldn't even be busy with self-rescue. He had no time to find the bad luck of the Wei army.
Of course, when the Chu army comes to its senses, revenge is inevitable.
Sure enough, two days later, early in the morning, there was movement in Chuying.
The Chu army in the brigade was aggressive and fully armed, driving out the camp and came to the Wei camp. If the situation was not something that wanted to find the place, the fool would not believe it.
Sun Bin and others received the report and quickly climbed to the village wall to watch.
I saw that the Chu army was densely arranged in military formations in the wilderness. Judging from the number, there were probably more than 30,000 people.
You know, the total number of the Chu army is only 50,000, and after deducting some logistics and supplies, this is almost a complete outpouring.
"Hehe..." Banning gloated: "That old guy Jingshe is probably really frightened by General Li. This situation is clearly here to fight to the death."
"Haha..." The generals burst into laughter.
"Military advisor, then will our entire army face the battle?" Li Yu turned to ask Sun Bin.
"No." Sun Bin shook his head and squinted his eyes: "Our army has been traveling a long distance and is exhausted from afar. It must rest for several days before recovery. Besides, the Chu army is obviously coming with anger and is in full swing. Now the decisive battle with the Chu army is too disadvantageous."
"What does the military advisor mean?" Banning asked.
"The mountain man has his own tricks." Sun Bin sneered: "Since the Chu army dares to come, no one can leave. Moreover, I want to capture the scenic house alive."
Very good!
When all the generals heard this, they were all excited. What if they wiped out the enemy's army and captured their commander, they would like to be a soldier.
But he talked about the Chu army.
On a hot day, I stood outside for a day, but the Wei camp did not even have the "passion" to send a soldier out to say hello. It was really anger to kill people.
Jingshe was so depressed that he really wanted to attack, but reason told him that this was a very wasteful idea.
The enemy's camp was strong, and the guards were also the Wei Wushu who were terrifying the world. They were very powerful in close combat and long-range shooting. Xiangling City was also on the side. The Chu army also had little advantage in its strength. If it was a tough attack, there would be no second result except for the bloodshed.
So Jingshe had to grit his teeth and lead his army back to the camp and decided to come back the next day.
Of course, he had to find some way to provoke Sun Bin from the camp, otherwise how could he get out of the anger in his chest?
...
So, the next day, the scenery came again.
This time, Jingshe selected twenty cursing players. What are cursing players? They are good players who speak with a sensible voice, loud voice, and are specialized in cursing arrays.
The twenty people were placing their words in front of the formation, and they scolded Wei Jun and Sun Bin to make a bloody head, and they were talking endlessly without stopping.
The Wei army was all angry. How could a passionate man be so underestimated by Man Chu?
Gan Ning immediately asked for the battle and said, "Military advisor, let someone lead the military soldiers to fight and teach such a barbaric Chu a lesson."
"That's right." Li Yu also said angrily: "So arrogant, it's really too much to deceive others."
At that time, in the eyes of the Central Plains, Chu was remote and in the wilderness, with backward culture and technology, and was actually a barbarian country, and they all looked down on it.
It is really unfunctory to be humiliated by such an opponent.
When Sun Bin heard this, he said calmly: "Don't be excited, I'll be fooled by Jingshe when I go out. Don't be anxious, I'll let you fight a good battle, but it's not the time yet. Come and prepare for a banquet."
The generals were stunned when they heard this: What does this mean?
Sun Bin smiled and said, "Yes, prepare for a banquet and put it on the wall of the village. Even though the Chu army scolded them, we just drink ours and just watch a monkey show."
The generals were speechless when they heard this: The military advisor has a good temper, and is scolded like this, and he still drinks calmly. This courage to spit on his face is really great.
Since the military order has been completed, prepare.
So, after a while, something that shocked Chu Jun happened.
It was almost noon, and a few tables were placed on the wall of Wei Jun Village. Then, several chefs from the army came on the stage and began to cook delicious dishes and roast whole lamb. In an instant, the fragrance swelled and scattered.
When the Chu army smelled it, he swallowed his saliva while wondering: What does Wei Jun mean? Why do you move the kitchen to the wall of the village?
Jingshe was also puzzled for a moment and did not understand the meaning, but soon he understood.
After a while, Sun Bin and a group of Wei generals went up to the wall and sat down. Then, fine wine and delicacies were served, and a group of people started to drink in a tide of cursing.
When Jing She saw it, she almost broke her stomach: Is this what I think is air? I really kill people. She said furiously: "Hurry up, scold me, scold me hard, I don't believe that this Wei people can endure it until then."
After receiving the military order, the cursed men cheered up and tried their best to send a greeting to the eight generations of ancestors and all female relatives of the Wei army "kindly".
However, what made Jingshe despair was that no matter how lively he scolded, the Wei army remained unmoved, and Sun Bin and others were drinking happily, and they really thought he was the air.
From the sun was three o'clock and out of the village, to the scorching sun, and tossing until the sun sets, seeing that the Wei army still had no intention of fighting, and the Chu army was exhausted again, Jing She had to order in despair: "The army returns to the camp, let's discuss it again!"
So, the Chu army, whose abacus failed, had to leave in shame under the sunset farewell.
Chapter completed!