Chapter 19(1/2)
Just as Shi Zhenqiu was struggling with the unstoppable door, a hand reached out to stop him.
It’s not someone else, it’s Kim Tae-hee who can’t stand it.
The beautiful writer is also helpless. What else can I do when I encounter such a slut?
Just as Shi Zhenqiu saw it, Kim Tae-hee said a word unhappy.
"pull!"
All of this process was recorded by the cameras following next to it, and was seen by Kim Tae-ho and others in front of the monitor.
This guy played Oolong as soon as he came up, and he was really talented.
Kim Tae-ho, Ji Young-cai and several major writers all laughed and fell backwards, and were very satisfied with this appearance.
With Kim Tae-hee's tip, Shi Zhenqiu realized that the door was not pushed, but pulled to the side.
He hurriedly opened the door, hugged and walked out quickly.
As soon as I came out, there was a light in front of me, which was much better than the dark background.
The six people who had been in the center of the venue were also waiting for him, and they didn't expect that he would fight with a door for so long.
We originally wanted to say something, but when we saw a completely unfamiliar face, we didn’t know what to do for a moment.
It was still a man in the middle who was more determined and asked first, "Who are you? Why have you never seen you?"
What an inexplicable thing?
While Shi Zhenqiu came over, he replied according to his heart: "I have never seen you before."
This unexpected answer made everyone hilarious.
The middle-aged man, with thick curly hair and a pair of black-framed glasses, could not cover his ugly face like Yoda.
He didn't seem to have expected Shi Zhenqiu to say that, and he was a little panicked.
"No, you came to our place. Shouldn't you take the initiative to introduce yourself?"
"This is not an artist, right?"
The yellow-haired guy beside him looked at the unfamiliar Shi Zhenqiu suspiciously and raised questions.
Because he is a newcomer, he is currently the center. At Kim Tae-ho's instructions, the middle-aged man pulled him to the middle position.
The script has been written long ago, so after Shi Zhenqiu stood up, he introduced himself.
"Hello everyone, I am Shi Zhenqiu, and I will become an artist from today."
It would be fine if you don’t say it, but it’s ridiculous for everyone to say it.
"What? There are so many artists in the entertainment industry, why send a raw melon seed?"
The fat man standing at the farthest side on the other side yelled loudly, obviously very dissatisfied with Shi Zhenqiu's identity.
Anyway, the script doesn't explain much, so you have to do everything yourself. Although you don't know what to do, you have to follow your heart.
Shi Zhenqiu started without blinking his eyes.
"I heard you didn't do well, so I'm here."
This is like a group of ridicule, and six guys were blown up together.
"You are very confident, this guy."
"Have you not watched our show? Do you know what a show is for the first time as an artist?"
"This person is so funny. He didn't show anything. He actually said we were not doing well, hahahahahaha..."
"Yaaaa, where did the boy come from? Are you looking for death?"
The middle-aged man with glasses is more capable. After working hard for a while, he finally controlled the scene.
But he was also very dissatisfied and thought to himself that this little guy he didn't know really dared to say anything.
But he still had to fulfill his MC's duties and asked, "You said you did a good job, so what are you good at? We don't know you at all, let's talk about it yourself."
After coming in, Shi Zhenqiu kept observing and watching everyone present very carefully.
Here, it's really...
Since he asked, he was still very confident.
"pd told me, including him, the people here...he..."
While he said, he also scratched his hands on his face. The meaning was obvious, which means that everyone here was too ugly.
"So there is a person responsible for appearance here, otherwise the audience will feel disgusted."
The six people were collectively stunned, but it was not right, it was seven.
There was another sitting down, but his face turned red like a monkey's butt.
This bastard boy is joking about my face again!!!!!!
The astonishment was only brief, and it immediately became a battlefield.
"Oh, I'm really, I never scold you. Can you look in the mirror? You are the ugliest person here."
The uncle who just scolded the most fiercely was even more violent and kicked Shi Zhenqiu directly from behind.
"Go and call the police because there is no price to tell lies?"
The fat man is also very noisy.
"Hahahahaha, the world is so funny now. There are people everywhere who can't see themselves clearly. Guy, do you want to lie down and go out?"
The guy with a hairy face also joined in the fun.
"Child, wake up, face this real world. Be brave to admit that you are ugly and admire people as handsome as me, and you can live happily."
A group of ugly monsters is really worry-free.
Shi Zhenqiu was also angry and pointed at his face full of fur.
"This guy, you came out of Han Shandong secretly? I heard that the business was closed, so didn't you catch you back?"
He was furious and was at a loss, not knowing how to deal with it.
He also didn't let the uncle who scolded him.
"This, although the earth is beautiful, you must also adapt to life here. You can't bully the kind earthlings just because they are aliens."
The swearing uncle stammered his lips and completely lost his ability to verbally attack.
Looking back, there is the uncle who always smiles.
"And this one, although there are many monsters in "Journey to the West", I have never heard of the Arthropods and Insects. Are you the product of "The Last Biography of Journey to the West"?"
Such a high-end joke is amazing. The originally quiet scene suddenly broke out.
Not only were the members who were originally going to compete with Shi Zhenqiu and laughed crazy, but the staff below were also staggering and finally saw Shi Zhenqiu's poisonous tongue.
The uncle with glasses' head was kicked on the head as if he was a donkey with a speed of 250 kilometers per hour, completely losing his language ability, leaving only a wry smile.
Just as Shi Zhenqiu was about to attack the proud fat man, the powerful fat man who had seen him immediately changed his position.
"Oh, this person, although it's the first time I met, but if you look closely, you are really charming here."
Look, this is how to be a human being.
He threw it with peaches and rewarded it with plums, and Shi Zhenqiu also gave him a thumbs up.
"You can see that you are also a key figure here. Let's get along well in the future. Only by relying on us can we revitalize this program."
After a lot of noise, Shi Zhenqiu's entry was finally over.
But the impact everyone was not so easily dissipated.
The glasses looked at Kim Tae-ho sitting down and accused him: "I said pd, where did you find the monster? Is this really the first time I appeared in a show? This is almost the same as that of Senior Lee Kyung-kui."
Although Kim Tae-ho was attacked, the scene was funny and better than anything else. So when facing the mc problem, he nodded with a smile.
I have to return to Shi Zhenqiu, and the script has also been explained. The main task of the first half of today is to introduce him.
"Well, your name is Shi Zhenqiu, right?" the glasses uncle recalled and asked.
After enough trouble, Shi Zhenqiu calmed down and returned to his sincere appearance.
"Nei, senior, I am Shi Zhenqiu, the man from Shuntian, Shi Zhenqiu is like the sea."
"Oh, don't add modifiers to yourself randomly, we will make a good judgment." The glasses' uncle was almost crying.
Who is this person? He has too strong self-promotion ability.
Shi Zhenqiu also found that he seemed to have this trend. While embarrassed, he finally told the truth.
"Haha, I finally got the opportunity to work, so I wanted to show off my best. My agent and I only had 30,000 yuan left in my pocket, and I couldn't even afford ramen."
this……
The scene was covered with scorched earth, and many people couldn't even straighten their waists.
Child, you are really here and say everything.
To be continued...