The twenty-ninth chapter rabbit into sperm (2)
Yang Muyu hugged the rabbit blankly, and didn't know how long he had sat on the ground. Suddenly, he felt a heat in his palm, as if it was coming from the rabbit. He couldn't help but be stunned. According to common sense, no matter whether it is a human or an animal, he should be cold after death. Why did this rabbit... still get hot after death?
Did he think about not baking it for him as supper? Yang Muyu thought about it this way and immediately started to check the rabbit's injuries. However, before he could do anything, the rabbit's body was already hot as if it was about to catch fire, and he had to put it on the ground.
Then, a strange scene happened, and a trace of white light appeared on the rabbit's body. Although the light was very weak, it was still very obvious in the dark jungle.
Yang Muyu's eyes were blinking at the rabbit's change. After less than a cup of tea, the white light on the rabbit's body gradually began to converge and solidify. Then - the rabbit was still the same rabbit, but it seemed to have grown a little bit.
Yang Muyu rubbed his eyes desperately and muttered in his heart: "Did this rabbit not die? He was just pretending to be dead and scaring him?" Damn, he made him sad and worried? But then again, when did he start to worry about this rabbit?
In just a moment, the rabbit actually rubbed his ears and climbed up from the ground. Then it imitated human appearance, patted his stomach with two front paws, patted all the leaves stuck to his body, rubbed his ears, raised his neck, jumped to Yang Muyu, and made a crisp laugh like a child: "Damn, I can finally speak again."
Yang Muyu looked at it in amazement... Rabbit... The rabbit actually spoke? No, I think he is going to die? I started to have hallucinations. Medical books say that when a person dies, he often has some inexplicable states, and I think he is.
"Hey, what are you doing while you are? I can speak now." The rabbit yelled with his two front paws, gestured his claws, but he was proud in his heart. Finally scared this unscrupulous master. It's really life... Well, no, it's a great pleasure for the rabbit to have?
Yang Muyu pinched his thighs desperately, and it hurt a lot. It turned out that all this was true. This dead rabbit really learned to speak human words? A rabbit became a sperm? He raised a rabbit fairy as a pet. He also learned to be a rabbit, rubbed his ears, and then asked carefully: "Rabbit, how did you... learn to speak?"
"Of course it was taught by my original master, and it wouldn't be taught by a fool like you." When it comes to its original master, the rabbit raised his head very proudly.
Yang Muyu was angry that even if it was a rabbit demon, it was his pet. He immediately slapped the rabbit in the head and cursed: "Look at your virtue, don't you just say a few human words? Do you really think you are a human?"
Yang Muyu originally wanted to hit it well, but unexpectedly, the rabbit was dejected when he heard this, and even his ears drooped, and sighed: "Yes, when will I become a human being? Why should I be a rabbit, master... When will I love you?"
Yang Muyu, who was about to get up from the ground, heard this and sat heavily on the ground, opening his mouth to look at the rabbit... Love? Rabbit love?
"I don't like rabbits, I only like beauty!" Yang Muyu slapped the rabbit hard. This damn plague rabbit, with obscene thoughts in his mind, "I say rabbit, are you a man or a woman?"
"Damn it, the master I'm talking about is not you stupid!" The rabbit was also furious by Yang Muyu, jumped up from the ground, jumped on his body, staring at his red eyes and shouted, "Of course I am a man, I am a big man, will you still like you stupid?"
Yang Muyu was so angry that he held his ear and ravaged him fiercely: "If you call me a fool again, I will roast you and eat it." Any normal person who is called a "stupid" by a rabbit is afraid that he will react like this.
But the rabbit cried out in dejectedly: "You eat me, I will probably never become a human in my life. I...master...wuwu..."
When Yang Muyu heard this, he couldn't help but start to wonder, who was the original owner of this rabbit? He actually had a way to teach a rabbit to speak. What's even more terrible is that the rabbit fell in love with his own owner? It's incredible to think about it.
"Who is your master?" Yang Muyu asked.
"The master is the master!" The rabbit was sad. The plan to become a human seems to be getting farther and farther away. Moreover, even if he becomes a human, the master will not like him. The master only likes that damn man. What's the good thing about that man?
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Yang Muyu immediately changed his method and asked, "Is your master beautiful?"
"Nonsense!" The rabbit gave him a blank look. Isn't this a waste of time? The whole upper world knows that his master is the most beautiful...
"How beautiful is it?" Yang Muyu asked thiefly.
"It's much more beautiful than your Shui Ling." To be honest, Shui Ling is also a little beauty, but she is definitely not of the same level as his owner.
Yang Muyu fell to the ground, and was so angry that he was the rabbit.
"I said to Yaonu, why did you leave your master?" Yang Muyu asked. This rabbit is very smart and knows how to speak human language. I think I won't get lost, right?
But the rabbit didn't say anything this time. How did he leave his master? Didn't he send a letter to the stinky man for the master? Then he was in trouble and was easily sealed. Of course, he naturally wouldn't tell Yang Muyu about this. He was sealed and could not go back. Moreover, he was still thinking viciously in his heart - Master, I want to avenge you!
He just couldn't understand that the owner always spoiled him, but whenever he saw the smelly man, the owner forgot about him. Well, damn it, the smelly man said that he would roast it and eat it? What's even more fatal is that the owner didn't object? Instead, he was very happy?
Fortunately, the stinky man didn't live in his master for long, otherwise he would not be able to escape the fate of being eaten sooner or later.
The rabbit medicine slave became more and more sad the more he thought about it - but Yang Muyu gave him cold water: "Be my uncle's pet, and you still want to practice adults and go to women? You dreamed, when you practice adults, your master's hair will turn white."
Chapter completed!