"I really want to work with you, like filming some films like 'Aliens on Earth' or 'Tarzan', uh, wrong, I should say 'Billy the Bear,' etc. You just need to change your clothes and don't need any makeup at all. You

Then you can perform, which saves a lot of costs!"

Tang Shu said seriously,

Billy the Bear? Billy looked strange, and everyone burst into laughter again.

"By the way, Billy, you said before that you miss the care of the Children's Protection Association, and are also worried about being condemned and accused. Maybe I have a way to satisfy your wishes and relieve your worries. As we all know, science, knowledge,

Art and other things need to be protected carefully, but in the same way, people who can pass on knowledge should also be protected, right?"

Tang Shu said quickly, "So I think the United States of America should establish such a protective association, and Billy, you are fully qualified to be the first protected member. As an honorary professor of several drama schools, the knowledge that Billy can pass on is...

Quite a few. Well, the name of this protection association is called 'Rare Animals Protection Association', which means 'Preservation of Rare Birds and Strange Animals...', oh, sorry, I made a mistake, it should be 'Precious Professors' Protection Association."

Amid a burst of laughter, Billy grimaced and realized that he seemed to have chosen the wrong person to ridicule.

"With such an association, you can relieve your unnecessary worries and satisfy your desire to be protected. Well, I think we can also establish a level based on contribution. Billy, you deserve to be in the first-level protection..."

Uh, it seems that the first-level protection classification system corresponds to animals?! Billy licked his lips and swallowed. He couldn't stand it anymore. The Oscars ceremony seemed to have turned into a ridicule program for Tang Shu.

, and he, Billy, is the sad supporting character.

"Hey, Billy, are you thirsty? The organizer didn't do a good job in service! Billy was jumping up and down, dancing, spitting, and introducing the film and actors to everyone from the beginning. He also had to comfort the nominees

Even though I am nervous, I can chat with everyone about the world gossip. This is a very hard job!"

Tang Shu said with seeming concern, "Although Billy can be said to be a superman wearing underwear or without underwear, you must pay attention to the occasion. This is a closed Chinese Grand Theater, not to mention it is night now, and there is no sunshine to let Billy

To replenish energy. So the organizers should pay attention to this and at least add some water to Billy!"

Billy's eyes turned black, and he thought in frustration that starting from tomorrow, no, starting from now, I'm afraid he will have another nickname, 'Underpants Superman', what a tragic tragedy!

Looking at Billy's pretended pitiful look, Tang Shu curled his lips with a hint of contentment. Forget it, let's not go too far. Billy is not too young, and this occasion is not suitable for wasting time.

"Okay, Billy, let's talk about those things in private. It's time to get down to business!" Tang Shu turned his head, looked at the guests in the audience and the camera lens, picked up the Oscar statuette, and

"Here I would like to solemnly thank the famous writer Stephen King. He wrote a great novel, which led to this great movie. It was also his authorization that gave me the opportunity to get this symbol.

It holds the highest honor in the film industry. By the way, I have only seen this statuette on TV before, but this is the first time I actually got it in my hands! It feels pretty good..."

As he spoke, Tang Shu played with the Oscar statuette in his hand, "But after getting this Oscar statuette, I discovered two problems!"

Hearing Tang Shu's words, not only the guests present and the audience in front of the TV, but also the members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences pricked up their ears. Regarding Tang Shu, the members of the academy also felt a headache, but

Even they couldn't ignore Tang Shu's words.

"First, we all know that art comes from life and is higher than life. But look, the sword in the hand of this little golden man is so thin, how can it cover the vital points of a man's lower body??!! This is simply

It’s contempt for men’s self-esteem!”

Tang Shu pointed at the lower body of the little golden man and said very righteously. The relevant personnel all looked strange, but many guests and viewers watching the live broadcast burst into laughter.

As the highest honor in the film industry, any winner who receives the Oscar statuette is proud, honored, and excited. No one has ever analyzed the Oscar statuette from this perspective. This kind of courage to regard the Oscar statuette as an ordinary object.

But not everyone has it.

After the laughter below subsided slightly, Tang Shu raised his second finger and said solemnly,

"The second question is very serious. As we all know, the Oscar statuette represents the highest honor in the film industry, but the Oscar statuette looks like a naked man. Why is there no female image? This is very serious sexism. Don't women have the same image?

Have you made a significant contribution to the movie? Without the participation of women, would the movie be so exciting and so engaging?"

Just as Tang Shu finished speaking, there was another burst of laughter, which was mixed with the screams of a large number of women. Well, they very much agreed with Tang Shu's views. The noisy applause and screams drowned the entire theater hall.

"Female rights fighters across the United States, where are you?" Before Tang Shu finished speaking, the audience was already surrounded by the sharp screams unique to women. Under this overwhelming momentum, all the men were smiling bitterly and cowering, as if

It has disappeared everywhere.

Looking at Tang Shu's indignant appeal, who would have known that this guy is a complete male chauvinist!

Well, Tang Shu came to the Oscars for the first time to receive the Academy Award. Two questions made the Oscars seem to offend both men and women, except for those who are neither men nor women!

This effect made all members of the Academy dumbfounded. This was no longer like an awards ceremony to expand the influence of the Oscars, but more like a trial meeting where everyone condemned the Oscars. Well, you have to know that there are not many men who join in the fun!

The female scream lasted for a long time, and finally slowly stopped due to Tang Shu's actions. He just knocked on the microphone to show that he had something to say. The effect was so good, it can be seen that through the question just now, Tang Shu

The place of books in women’s hearts!

"The Academy Award is the highest honor in the film industry, so as a filmmaker, I cannot tolerate any flaws in this honor, so I raised these two questions. This is also my suggestion to the Academy. Even if the Academy removes the Oscar

Give me a gift of thanks!" Tang Shu said generously, as if his remarks that might bring big trouble to the college were all for the good of the college so that the college wouldn't have to thank him for it...

Finally, Tang Shu nodded to everyone, and specifically nodded to Billy. Amidst the lasting and warm applause, Tang Shu walked off the stage, which was the end of his first experience of receiving an award!
Chapter completed!