Chapter 12 [Smile on the surface, MMP in the heart](1/2)
Finally, he got everything about the new book's list, so he stretched his body and Huang Xiaoming temporarily put down his writing career.
Today is Friday, the last day for freshmen to register for school, and tomorrow Saturday, many freshmen who are already familiar with school will also start military training in their first college career!
People often say that every man has more or less a dream of joining the army in his heart!
So as a straight man, Huang Xiaoming, who had not yet started his school in his "previous life", was still full of expectations for the military training of college.
However, the things that I long for in my mind are often too beautiful, so many people have ten thousand sentences in their hearts when they really experience these scenes...
So Huang Xiaoming, who was in the "Previous Life", was no exception. He wore the camouflage with longing, and then every time he left in front of the scorching sun...
The painful memories of the military training in the ‘Previous Life’ are so unbearable to look back on, so that Huang Xiaoming just thought about it now, he subconsciously frowned!
However, military training is a course that every college student must conduct, and there are corresponding credits behind it. Therefore, Huang Xiaoming, who knows that military training is not a good thing for half a month, has to accept this cruel reality!
Huang Xiaoming had already collected the clothes and shoes for military training when the school started the day before yesterday. He took them out to wash them last night, and now they are almost done.
However, afterwards, looking at the pair of green reflex shoes on the balcony, Huang Xiaoming felt a deep helplessness in his heart!
Every time a freshman trains, the school leaders can always list a lot of benefits of military training in front of you, what is conducive to tempering the will of new business, which can enhance class cohesion, etc....
As a "three good student" who never violates school discipline, Huang Xiaoming is not incomprehensible to the benefits listed by these school leaders!
But if you say that military training has benefits, then at least you should make the clothes and shoes you need to wear in military training more comfortable!
Then anyone who wears it big and can even squat down accidentally can even swell up their crotch when they squat down. I won’t complain about it anymore, but what does your military training shoes mean when you wear it and then smell so delicious!
OK, even if the shoes taste good, you can tell it if you endure it, but since you go out in the morning, you won’t want to sit down all day long! You’ll get a little dirty shoes and rub your feet when you come out, which is a bit crazy!!!
Of course, these are more annoying!
As a university campus where many angry young people gather, in the face of all inhuman systems, there will always be one or two "big brothers" standing up and giving their brothers opinions in front of the leaders.
But every time, no matter how tricky the problems raised by leaders at all levels are, the school leaders can always tell you:
"Actually the school..."
"It's all for your own good..."
I don’t know how shameless the school leaders are. They can always smile and tell you the “reason” with a smile.
However, every time Huang Xiaoming heard the school leader say earnestly, "This is all for your own good", there were ten thousand grass horses flying by in his heart!
“MMP!”
"Did you have any good for me? Don't you think I have a little bit of a B in my heart?"
"You still need to tell me!!!"
...
There is basically no possibility if you want the school leaders to help solve life problems!
So Huang Xiaoming looked at the green plastic shoes made of plastic on the balcony, and finally sighed weakly.
Then he looked up at the dormitory table. It was almost four o'clock in the afternoon, so Huang Xiaoming did not delay any longer. He closed the dormitory door and walked out of the dormitory directly.
After leaving the dormitory, Huang Xiaoming did not wander around the school campus like other freshmen, but turned around and walked directly to the campus supermarket not far from Building 8.
And now Huang Xiaoming goes to the campus supermarket, not to buy daily necessities, but to buy the military training weapon to use tomorrow...
Auntie scarf!
That's right, it's the thing you imagine in your mind at this moment!
As a person who has experienced military training, how could Huang Xiaoming not know the benefits of his aunt's scarf?
Soft, comfortable, and sweat-absorbing!
I secretly put two aunt towels in the insoles, and my mother no longer has to worry about my feet being ground into bubbles...
In fact, when the military training was just in the 'Previous Life', Huang Xiaoming learned from Yang Huan about the existence of the Auntie's Scarf, a military training weapon!
But it is possible that because everyone is straight men, for face, no one of the four of them dared to buy a pack back until the end of the military training...
So they were suffering from face and finally, after the military training, they were all tortured by blood blisters on their feet for more than a week!
So when he thought of these bitter and bloody history in his heart, Huang Xiaoming had to sigh in his heart, only because he was too young at that time!
"What's wrong with me buying a pack of auntie towels?"
"Can't I buy it and absorb water and play with it?"
With such self-comfort in his heart, Huang Xiaoming finally walked to the campus supermarket, looked up and saw that the sign in his memory was still the one I remembered. Then Huang Xiaoming walked in with a familiarity.
Although the school’s campus supermarket is not very big, Huang Xiaoming never came back five or six years after graduating from the ‘Previous Life’!
So after wandering around in the supermarket for a long time, Huang Xiaoming just found the four big words "Female Care" and the girls' section!
Although I found many reasons to comfort myself on the way to the supermarket, now looking at the pink words "female care" in front of me, which is so pink that I can't be more or less pink, Huang Xiaoming felt a little weak...
So afterwards, after looking around and finding that there were not many students who purchased goods, Huang Xiaoming walked to the girls' area with a nervous mood. After searching in the area, Huang Xiaoming finally found the shelf where the aunt's towel was placed.
However, afterwards, standing in the girls' area and looking at the empty aunt's towel shelves, which were not even left with a pack, Huang Xiaoming suddenly had another ten thousand grass mud horses flying by!
"I-Damn!"
"What about the straight man who agreed!!!"
After flipping through the shelves back and forth, Huang Xiaoming couldn't find a pack of auntie scarves, so he was furious and a little confused in his heart:
"Are we the four of us straight men in the entire school back then?!"
...
I fantasized with some bad taste in my heart, and then I thought of the male compatriots in the whole school, and when they were all a little "curved", Huang Xiaoming couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart...
Then he was disgusted a little, and Huang Xiaoming returned to reality again. Since the school's aunt scarf had been snatched up, he could only think of other ways.
If it really doesn't work, then you can still have two pairs of socks like you did back then, just do it!
So when Huang Xiaoming thought of this, he was about to turn around and leave, but when he turned around, he immediately regretted it and turned back again!
...
"Huang Xiaoming?"
The gentle and clear voice finally came from behind, so Huang Xiaoming, who was about to slip away, had to stop reluctantly when he heard the sound!
That’s right, the girl who called Huang Xiaoming behind her was nothing else. She was the first love that Huang Xiaoming met when he bought a computer two days ago - Wang Hanyuan!
Although Wang Hanyuan was Huang Xiaoming's first love, and after a few years of meeting, she became a little more ladylike, Huang Xiaoming was not a pretty shy little boy!
So in normal times, Huang Xiaoming would hide when he saw Wang Hanyuan. Even if he accidentally did something to her, he could illuminate a cigarette indifferently and smile...
But now, in this pink Jane's girl section, being caught by her first love that year was secretly accused of, it really hurts Huang Xiaoming's masculinity!
However, since the bow is on the string now, Huang Xiaoming had to turn around and pretend to be calm and look at Wang Hanyuan opposite him.
"Hi!"
As if nothing happened, he greeted Wang Hanyuan. Then Huang Xiaoming turned his head and looked aside, trying to remove Wang Hanyuan's gaze from the shelf next to him!
However, it would be fine if Huang Xiaoming didn't turn his head to the side. Now he twisted to the side, and the doubt on Wang Hanyuan's face couldn't help but become even more serious!
Seeing that Wang Hanyuan's expression changed even more wrong, Huang Xiaoming quickly looked at the shelf opposite him!
So afterwards, Huang Xiaoming was "surprising" to discover that there were neatly arranged on the shelves opposite...
Fu Yanjie!!!
"My mother MMP!"
Looking at the row of white women Yan Jie, Huang Xiaoming felt like he was dying! The aunt's scarf just now, he could explain the military training insoles, but this woman Yan Jie...
I can’t say that I can buy it and drink it!!!
So, with a hint of honey on his face, Huang Xiaoming was extremely embarrassed and greeted Wang Hanyuan:
"that……"
"I said I was lost..."
"Do you believe it?"
Wang Hanyuan stood in front of Huang Xiaoming, watching Huang Xiaoming's "performance" with confusion, and then did not speak for a long time.
Then, Wang Hanyuan, who was silent for a moment, first looked at the empty aunt's towel shelves beside Huang Xiaoming, then looked back at the honey smile on Huang Xiaoming's face, and finally understood Huang Xiaoming's true intention...
So there was a hint of helplessness on his delicate cheeks, and Wang Hanyuan greeted him again:
"Since you're lost, then let's go, I'll take you out..."
Wang Hanyuan's voice was still as gentle as ever, just like the way she showed every moment. Although she was not in conflict with the world, it was enough to melt the ice and fire...
After Wang Hanyuan finished speaking, she turned around and carried the goods frame and left the girls' area. Huang Xiaoming looked at Wang Hanyuan turning and leaving, and chuckled helplessly, but afterwards, he slowly followed...
...
Although he had resolved the embarrassment just now, Huang Xiaoming was embarrassed to leave directly, so Wang Hanyuan checked in, and Huang Xiaoming waited for her at the entrance of the supermarket.
After a while, Wang Hanyuan walked out of the supermarket with a bag of things.
Although I wanted to say hello to Wang Hanyuan, I really couldn't remember what to say for a while, so I looked at what Wang Hanyuan held, and Huang Xiaoming took this opportunity to say hello:
To be continued...