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535 Seeing a Woman from the Appearance

Zhuge Yun smiled and nodded and said, "Brother Jiang has a very amazing understanding. It's true. Look at those rich and powerful people in the world, who are not romantic people!"

Jiang Fan tempted, "What does that woman's nose correspond to?"

"A woman's nose corresponds to the bottom at night. The bigger the nose, the more romantic the mouth corresponds to the hole. The smaller the mouth, the smaller the hole. This is why men like cherry mouth!" Zhuge Yun said.

Jiang Fan suddenly realized, "Oh, no wonder the emperors of all generations liked cherry-mouthed, it was compact!" Thinking of the women around him, basically all of them had cherry-mouthed, hehe! It turned out that he was enjoying the treatment of the emperor!

Xue Kui'an, who was standing beside him, couldn't help but listen, and asked hurriedly: "Can you tell us the secret of looking at women from the perspective of appearance?" He is also a romantic figure and wants to learn this advanced art of face-to-face.

Jiang Fan picked up the wine bottle, filled Zhuge Yun's cup with wine, and said with a smile: "Master Zhuge, I believe you were also a master of picking up girls when you were young!" A person who is so good at meeting each other will definitely get twice the result with half the effort when picking up girls! Think about what type of woman you can tell at a glance. How can a woman escape from your palm when you take the right medicine!

Zhuge Yun's face turned red and he smiled, "Don't mention my youth, it's ridiculous to think about it now!" He recalled when he was young, he was fascinated by his physiognomy, and he didn't know how many young ladies he had made and how many young women couldn't sleep all night.

Jiang Fan is best at observing words and expressions, and he knows that Zhuge Yun is also a romantic person. He is old and weak, and time has changed, and he can no longer be romantic again.

"Master Zhuge, don't be conservative, just talk about women's appearance!" Jiang Fan urged.

Zhuge Yun picked up the wine glass, drank a sip of wine, and smiled and said, "First of looking at a woman's eyes, women's eyes are divided into five types: Danfeng eyes, apricot pit eyes, peach blossom eyes, fish bubble eyes, and mouse eyes. Apricot pit eyes and Danfeng eyes are the best, peach blossom eyes are second, fish bubble eyes and mouse eyes are worse."

Xue Kuian said anxiously: "Master Zhuge, can you explain the characteristics of these eyes?" He wanted to know the specific characteristics of these eyes.

Zhuge Yun smiled and said, "Don't be anxious, listen to me in the future. There is actually not much difference between the so-called Danfeng Eye and the Apricot Hole Eye. The Apricot Hole Eye is the eyeball like the shape of an apricot Hole, and the eyeball should be large. The Danfeng Eye is just a single layer of eyelids. Others are the same as the Apricot Hole Eye. As for the peach blossom eyes, not only the eyeballs are large, but also the eye color is like peach blossoms. Fish bubble eyes are bulging, just like fish bubbles. If you don't say that the mouse eyes are small, commonly known as squinting eyes."

After Zhuge Yun finished speaking, he took another sip of wine. Seeing Jiang Fan and Xue Kui'an with confusion on their faces, he smiled and said, "You must be thinking that this eye has nothing to do with the beauty of a woman, right? It's wrong! The eyeball corresponds to a woman's breasts. The bigger the eyeball, the bigger the woman's breasts, and the smaller the woman's breasts. The bigger the eyes are, not only good-looking, but also with big breasts. These are all what men like."

Jiang Fan remembered the women around him, especially Liang Yan and Li Hanyan, who were big-eyed women, both with big breasts. When he thought of those women at the airport, he really had small eyes. So that's it!

Xue Kuian said in surprise: "Why are women with peach blossom eyes second?" Needless to say, rat eyes and fish puff eyes, it's too ugly. Even if they have big breasts, it's boring.

Zhuge Yun nodded and said, "Although women with peach blossom eyes have big breasts, peach blossoms are a symbol of romantic love. Such women must be unruly, with water-like poplar flowers and red apricots. Is this kind of woman's level low?"

"Uh, it turns out that peach blossom eyes are cuckolding for men! Such women can only be lovers!" Xue Kui'an said.

"Yes, a woman with peach blossom eyes can only be a lover, not a wife. If you want to choose a wife, the first choice is a woman with apricot kernel eye and a phoenix eye!" Zhuge Yun said with a smile.

"Haha, it's so interesting. Please continue to talk!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Zhuge Yun took another sip of wine and continued: "The second thing to look at women is to look at eyebrows. Women's eyebrows can be divided into two types: thick eyebrows and light eyebrows, and they are divided into five types: willow-leaf eyebrows, crescent moon eyebrows, eight-character eyebrows, one-character eyebrows, and raised eyebrows. Willow-leaf eyebrows are the most expensive. The farther the distance between the two eyebrows, the better. As I said, eyebrows should be the hair below. The thicker the eyebrows, the more hair below the hair below, and the stronger the kidney water, the greater the demand for this kind of woman. Ordinary men cannot satisfy her, so this kind of woman is prone to affair!"

"If this woman had apricot kernel eye but had very thick eyebrows, would she have a red apricot?" Xue Kui'an said.

Zhuge Yun smiled and said, "Everything is relatively common. A woman with apricot kernel eyes has strong eyebrows and strong kidney water. It is hard for ordinary men to bear it. It is hard to protect her affair!"

Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Master Zhuge continues to talk about the third item!" The next day, I have already talked about eyebrows, and Jiang Fan has already understood.

Zhuge Yun continued: "The third way to look at a woman's appearance is to look at her mouth. The smaller the mouth, the better, and the thicker the lips, the better. As soon as the opening of the business, the corresponding part of the mouth is the mouth below. The mouth is small, the smaller the hole, and the larger the hole. The thick lips are, the flesh is behind, and the thin lips are thinner the skin is. Hehe! If I don't say this, you all understand!" Zhuge Yun showed a smile.

Of course Jiang Fan understands that women with small mouths are compact and comfortable. If they have a big mouth and thin lips, it is like chopsticks making a bucket of water. Do you think it tastes good?

Zhuge Yun continued: "Don't underestimate a woman's mouth. According to the appearance and complexion of a woman's mouth, women can be divided into six types: lady, stone woman, white tiger, clam woman, waver, and frog woman. Everyone knows lady, so I won't talk about it. I believe you know about stone woman, that is, a woman with blocked holes. You also know about white tiger, and that is the hairless woman below."

Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Master Zhuge, tell us what is clam girl, rogue girl, and frog girl!"

"Well, the clam girl's mouth is dense and seamless, she smiles without showing her teeth, her lips are thick, and she looks like clam shells under her, which can be automatically rubbed and pressed, and the aftertaste is endless. She is a top-notch girl. It is rare to have one of the millions of women." Zhuge Yun said.

"Wow, it's really the best!" Jiang Fan said with his eyes, and he could rub it down by himself, just like a little hand, and the taste was so wonderful!

Zhuge Yun continued: "The wavy girl has thick lips and a cylinder shape. The bottom is like a wave, which can automatically roll and playful. She is also a top-notch girl. There is a rare one among millions!"

"Damn it! This is great, like a rolling wave, like a massage in the water, it's comfortable!" Jiang Fan's eyes were about to fall out.

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