Updated: 2013-03-22

Rodriguez left the editor-in-chief's office with joy. Although his proposal of "not eating a microphone makes Dick depressed" was scolded by the editor-in-chief, he still had to go to eat a microphone. However, being able to manage a column has been a lot higher than before.

Originally, he was just a low-level reporter, and became famous because of his bet with Dick and thus received more important interview tasks. Now he can stand alone... From this perspective, Rodriguez couldn't help but start to have some good feelings for Dick, but he quickly gave up these emotions because his gains were all in the confrontation with Dick!

Even if Dick is exposed to Xiang every time, he must firmly walk on the road of Black Dick and remain unwavering!

Of course, Dick didn't know that Rodriguez could encounter such a thing. After leading the team for two days, Dick began to prepare for the last round of the league and the finals of the Cup of Kings. The situation in the team was indeed affected, but it was better than Dick imagined. Even if some players thought about leaving, they all valued the finals of the Cup of Kings. No matter what, as a player who has won the championship, he would be more superior to the new club, regardless of whether it is the treatment or the status in the team.

If you can win the championship, no one doesn’t want to win it.

Seeing this situation, Dick was also a little relieved. It seemed that he had done some things in the past two months. At the same time, it became a necessary thing to let all substitutes play in the last round, and at least he had to give others some comfort.

Three days after the resumption of training, Dick led most Atletico Madrid players to the island of Mallorca. When he walked out of Palma Airport, Dick looked up at the white clouds and blue sky and blue ocean of Mallorca, and sighed in his heart.

It would be better if I had $200 million, I would build an island and a club, oh yeah...

But I can only imagine it. Now I should be my head coach and buy the club... I don’t have this money.

Mallorca's performance was quite bad at the beginning of the season, but they were better than Atletico Madrid. With average results in the first half of the season, they decisively invited the most suitable coach, the old coach Aragones, to take over. It was this old coach who took office and came to loan Etoo, promoted Tristan, and activated the state of veterans such as Ngong Ganadal. They won consecutively in the second half of the season, and they have already ranked in the top ten, and have successfully relegated early.

From this aspect, we can see that even though the influence of this star is still very great, an excellent head coach still has great help to the team.

Because Mallorca has also successfully relegated, Aragones did not use all his strength in this game. It is a meaningless game, so why are you fighting for your life...

In this game, Aragones sent two young forwards, Etoo and Tristan, all the rest were substitutes, while Dick did even more. He sent all the substitutes. Previous main goalkeeper Tony and substitute central defender Sandy, who had played for Yugoslav midfielder Paulovic in Mallorca. In the early days, the main player under Dick was the main player and soon started to be on the bench, and the Czech midfielder Beypur and others appeared one after another. The trident of three substitute forwards were sent out - Kiko, Laldin and Uruguayan striker Correa.

This game was a game where most substitutes were on the court, and Atletico Madrid won - compared to its overall strength, Atletico Madrid is still better. Baonovic, who once played for Mallorca, broke through the old master's goal in four minutes of the game. Although Etoo assisted Tristan to equalize the score five minutes later, before the end of the first half, Kiko scored a free kick, allowing Atletico Madrid to lead again!

After scoring the goal, Kiko hugged his teammates, and he seemed to feel that this might be his last goal at Atletico Madrid.

"Play pretty, Kiko." Dick said to Kiko calmly.

Kiko nodded barely at Dick, then turned around and ran away.

Dick smiled behind him.

There was no goal in the second half. Relying on two goals in the first half, Atletico Madrid defeated Mallorca 2-1 away, and won six consecutive victories after Dick took office. In the end, they ranked 12th with 50 points, while Numancia became the last loser. In this round, they lost to Real Betis, who had been relegated early in this round, while Real Ovido seized the last chance to defeat Real Sociedad at home, and finally succeeded in relegation with one point advantage!

"If Atletico Madrid had not had the final activity, perhaps the relegation battle would not have seemed so cruel, and the last round of La Liga would have lost a big highlight..." Some commentator commented on the last round of the game like this.

Dick's record of leading the team's six consecutive victories surprised everyone. Although Atletico Madrid may be able to burst out with such strength in a desperate battle, don't forget that their opponents in the last six rounds also had strong teams like Valencia and Barcelona! They still achieved a winning streak. In this regard, Dick created a miracle.

In the finale of La Liga, La Coruna laughed to the end. They won the first league championship since their founding and became the ninth La Liga team to win the league championship. Barcelona ranked second, Valencia won the third place, while Real Madrid ranked fifth, one point behind Zaragoza - which means that if they cannot defeat Valencia in the final of the Champions League, then this century-old giant will miss the Champions League next season!

Even if they beat Valencia, whether five teams in La Liga can enter the Champions League is still a big question...

Of course, this has nothing to do with Dick. After taking the team back to Madrid, he began to wait for the final of the Copa del Rey at the Bernabeu. The location of the Copa del Rey final was not designated in advance, but was set after the semi-finals. Because there is no fixed location for the Copa del Rey final, it cannot be played at the home court of one of the parties participating in the finals, which is not fair. So after both sides come out, the Spanish Football Association will designate a neutral location that both sides can accept. Of course, there are only a few stadiums in Spain that are eligible to host the Copa del Rey finals - Calderon, Bernabeu, Camp Nou, Mestalia, and Sevilla Olympic Stadium... I am not afraid that there is no suitable place to hold it.

Both sides are satisfied and not satisfied with choosing the Bernabeu. Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid are staunch rivals, so it is definitely not a good time to play in the finals at Real Madrid. However, Bernabeu is in Madrid, which is cheaper for Atletico Madrid. The relationship between Espanyol and Real Madrid is better, and it is more beneficial to adapt to the venue, but they have to come to Madrid from Catalonia. From this perspective, the Spanish Football Association has put some thoughts.

But before waiting for the King's Cup final to begin, Dick has one more thing to do...

That's to see how Mr. Rodriguez is preparing to eat the microphone!

Having said that, Dick was not very sure when he made this bet. Although he knew from history that Barcelona had not won a championship this season, after all, he traveled through time and made such a bet. No one knew what kind of changes it would bring. It was not until he could put out the fire in the middle of the journey that Atletico Madrid Dick truly confirmed that he had the ability to take everything in his hands! Because he knew Barcelona's weaknesses and knew how to defeat them! Atletico Madrid was the team that Barcelona must meet on the domestic front...

No matter what, it made him worry for so long. Of course, he had to watch how Rodriguez was doing what he had eaten the microphone.

"Mr. Dick, will you really let Rodriguez fulfill his bet on eating a microphone?" A reporter asked Dick during an interview.

"If it were me who lost, do you think Mr. Rodriguez would not let me fulfill my bet of running naked in downtown Madrid? Besides, as a man, even if Mr. Rodriguez allowed me to fail, I must fulfill it! In our Chinese words, it is that when a man makes a vow, the splash will be nailed firmly like a nail! I believe Mr. Rodriguez is also a man who keeps his promises and bets. He will definitely eat a microphone publicly and eat the one he held in his hand at that time, ten centimeters long and two centimeters in diameter, with sponge foam, plastic shell, barbed wire and wire interview microphone!"

Dick didn't intend to say anything else to express his vigour, nor would he let Rodriguez have other ideas, such as making a cake microphone that was exactly the same as the one he was holding at that time and then eating it. At that time, both parties were talking very well. Dick said that Rodriguez wanted to eat the microphone in his hand at that time, and Rodriguez said that Dick wanted Dick to run a whole lap in downtown Madrid naked!

There are no flaws left to play text games. Now that Rodriguez has lost, he really has to eat the microphone.

Rodriguez also seemed very bachelor. After talking to the editor-in-chief, he figured it out. He also slashed his head and slashed his head. If he didn't eat, he would not be qualified to host the new anti-Dick column. As a victim, even if his attack on Dick was a bit too much in the future, public opinion would still be slightly biased towards him.

But……

It's such a big fucking microphone! How to eat this...

The clever Mr. Rodriguez came up with a good idea!

"Microphone-eating live broadcast" was held one night on May 22. This incident has been quite a big deal recently, so the live broadcast has attracted a lot of attention - and there are really cake shops that have made microphone-like cakes, the name is "Enjoy with Mr. Rodriguez. After Dick learned the news, he curled his lips, and he felt that these cake shops should pay him a patent fee.

In front of hundreds of live audiences, Rodriguez remained calm. He was also talking and laughing during the conversation. However, all live audiences and the audience in front of the TV were yelling: "Eat! Fuck it! We are here for this!"

Finally, I entered the microphone eating process that I like!

In full view of everyone, Rodriguez took out the microphone from his arms and showed it to everyone: "This is the microphone I held when I interviewed Dick that day..."

Close-up of the lens.

Then Rodriguez took out a hammer and thumped the microphone several times, smashing the microphone into pieces, and the plastic pieces and the like were almost smashed to pieces. Then he grabbed the pieces from the table, then closed his eyes and stuffed them into his mouth...

Warm applause sounded at the scene!

Rodriguez was crying in his heart - he was not much different from self-abuse. Although all of them were smashed, the fine powder and other slaughtered him every time he swallowed. The wires could not be broken, and they could only swallow them one by one, just like eating noodles - but the noodles were bitten endlessly!

The applause at the scene became even more intense.
Chapter completed!