Chapter 90. [Three Conditions](1/2)
Yi Feiyang has always had lofty ambitions, pure ideals, or in other words, unknown ambitions.
Yes, he has ambitions to dominate Hollywood and dominate.
To take a step back, even if you can't dominate, you can still become the most famous director in Hollywood and even the world.
In short, to make a good movie and move people all over the world, so that people can know themselves, respect themselves, and admire themselves... This is Yi Feiyang's dream.
Aren’t you moved after watching your own movie? Slap your butt!
Don’t you admire your own movie after watching it? Slap your face!
But Yi Feiyang never thought that he would become the master of Hollywood's underground porn empire.
When I shoot a movie, I definitely don’t do it to make a lot of people’s dicks stick up!
This does not conform to your own ideal logic.
Therefore, when Henry the Elephant said that he would take care of his career, Yi Feiyang was shocked.
But Yi Feiyang calmed down immediately.
It's so weird.
You must know that I have not been in the United States for a long time, and I have not done anything earth-shattering, nor have I shaken my tiger body and made the heroes surrender. The only possibility... The other party was just talking politely, or in other words, it was a bait.
Many baits can be seen, touched, heard, and eaten.
Henry, the elephant in front of him, undoubtedly laid a bait for himself. He was such a cunning fat man that he almost took it seriously.
After thinking for a moment, Yi Feiyang immediately understood the situation and said, "Thank you very much, Mr. Henry, for your kindness, but I still say the same thing, I am not interested in filming this kind of scene!"
Be solemn and decisive.
Don't be tempted!
Henry the elephant smiled bitterly.
"Hey, man, you are so difficult. To be honest, if it were me, I would have been tempted by such tempting words, but you... God, you are a monster."
"No, Mr. Henry, I am not a monster, I just know my weight."
"Maybe, but do you know why I want you? You have been in Hollywood for less than a year, and you have already made a name for yourself in the film industry. Even Gusta from Lionsgate Pictures looks at you differently, and Paramount's
President Raymond, I heard that he is also very optimistic about you..."
"If nothing else, you are actually very talented in the pornographic industry. You have created the adult version of "SpongeBob SquarePants", you have also done bikini promotions for the movie "The Witch", and you have done body painting for "Ghost".
Propaganda, there is no doubt that these ideas are not something ordinary people can come up with casually. So I thought, since you can scare people to death by shooting horror movies, will shooting pornographic movies make people's dicks wet?
Exploded?! Haha, isn’t it funny?”
"I'm sorry, Mr. Henry, please take back your unfunny joke! Especially don't mention that damn thing in front of me!" Yi Feiyang's sharp eyes made the laughing elephant Henry stop immediately.
"Oh I'm sorry, man, I was quick to talk! I can prove to God that I didn't mean it. Yes, I just said it casually. Well, there was no malice at all!" explained the tycoon Henry.
"But then again, you are really a person who is very good at creating miracles. This is the reason why I chose you! And those damn media reported so much on your filming that scared people to death. What does this mean? What does it mean?
They are extremely repulsive to your continuous creation of miracles! Yes, the United States is such a bitch country and does not tolerate geniuses of other skin colors! On the surface, it promotes seduction, but secretly it is very xenophobic, not to mention you, a Chinese, look
Look at those poor black people, they are still discriminated against by many white Americans!"
"Man, maybe I really shouldn't say so much, but I still want to remind you that if you take the right path and shoot an orthodox movie story, you will have a hard time. Those American directors and American movie tycoons cannot tolerate someone like you.
Alien... Again, I don't have the slightest malice, please believe me!" Henry the Elephant said sincerely.
Of course Yi Feiyang understands what the other party means. After all, as a Chinese, if you want to make a name for yourself and achieve a career in North America, a place dominated by Americans, it will be more difficult than detecting Mars. If nothing else,
Just talk about the miserable situation of two Chinese superstars, Chow Yun-fat and Li Lianjie, trying to break into Hollywood. One plays a cold-blooded killer, the other plays a cold-blooded drug lord, our "God of Gamblers" Gao Jin, our "Kung Fu Emperor" Fang Shiyu, where are they?
went?!
In addition, after the previous life of Mr. Lee won the Oscar with "Life of Pi", what was the performance like in the United States?
It is said that Spielberg and Lincoln are both super talented people in the eyes of Americans. Who would have thought that the movie "Lincoln" directed by him and about the liberation of black slaves would actually lose to a Chinese director when competing for the Oscar statuette?
?
When the American CNN anchor learned about it, he shouted "very surprised", and the local media also described it as an upset. The American newspaper "USA Today" did not publish Li's photo on the front page and inside pages. Another newspaper, the "Los Angeles Times"
, a professional film critic wrote an article questioning the award ceremony. On the surface, he felt that Lee deserved the award. In fact, he believed that Kathleen Bigelow of "The Killing" and Ben Affleck of "Escape from Tehran" did not win the best director.
Nominations have added variables to the results. Between the lines, Lee is always believed to be inferior to Spielberg, and he feels sad for "Lincoln" which received 12 nominations but only won two awards.
It can be seen from this that Americans are very cowardly!
It’s very difficult for Chinese people to become famous!
"Whether you have any ill intentions or not, I really have to leave now. Thank you for your hospitality!" Yi Feiyang thought for a moment, then stood up and said.
"Oh, I know I can't convince you no matter what I say, but it doesn't matter. At least you admit that you are my friend." Henry the Elephant sighed, moved hard, and got up to see the guests off. But his huge body shook a little,
Almost fell.
"Damn it, my body..."
Beep beep beep, beep beep beep!
The timer rang at exactly this time.
"Dear Yi, before you leave, can you do me a favor..." Tycoon Henry panted, wiping the sweat from his forehead and said, "The time is up, I need... I need an injection, help me... The needle is in the drawer
Here!" Henry the Elephant looked very uncomfortable.
Yi Feiyang, who was about to leave, had to stop and watched as the other party struggled to move... He was too fat. I really don't know how his small heart could support such a huge body.
"Is it in the drawer?" Yi Feiyang walked over, opened the drawer, and saw the boxed injections.
It looks like it contains insulin that suppresses diabetes.
"Yes, help me, give me a needle here!" Henry the elephant stretched out his thick arm, which was densely covered with needle holes.
"General injections are too ineffective for me. Only this slightly larger one... works." Henry the Elephant pointed to the thick syringe in the drawer.
Yi Feiyang had to admire the elephant's willpower. Most people would probably not be able to bear such a thick syringe for three days, but he could actually carry it for so long.
"But I don't know how to give people injections." Yi Feiyang raised his eyebrows.
"It doesn't matter, just do as I say... God, my damn disease, why don't you let me die sooner, so that I can suffer less!"
During the injection, Yi Feiyang finally understood why Henry the elephant needed to be injected with such a thick needle.
The skin is so thick that ordinary small needles cannot penetrate it!
Whoops, whoops!
By the time Yi Feiyang finished injecting the insulin, the elephant Henry was already panting from exhaustion. Yi Feiyang wondered, why don't we just let you pose and be poked, or you will be panting from exhaustion?
"Okay, dear Yi, thank you, I'm fine now, yes, don't worry about me, I'm fine, at least now!" Henry the Elephant said to Yi Feiyang affectionately.
Originally, Yi Feiyang was ready to leave after finishing the work, but now he was too embarrassed to leave immediately, "Are you really okay? Man, I see you are sweating profusely."
"I'm used to it! They blame me for being so damn fat. I sweat all over my body whenever I move."
"Okay then, I think I'd better leave and let you have a good rest."
"Well... you go, to be honest, I don't know when I will be dead in this office, and my company will be in chaos, so it's better to be out of sight and out of mind!" Henry the Elephant sighed.
, looking like he is old and sitting there waiting to die.
Perhaps in his opinion, if he died in obscurity like this, what would be the point of struggling for so long?
I tried my best to get this Chinese Yi to help me, just hoping to use his hand to shoot a classic erotic film at the last moment. I want my name to be engraved with this film and everyone to remember it.
When watching a drama, remember yourself!
The reason is that simple!
Is this wrong?
Even if I make a mistake, I am in the wrong industry!
…
Henry the Elephant sighed while paying attention to Yi Feiyang's movements. When they talked before, he found that the other person was the kind of guy with a cold face and a warm heart.
Kind people always like to sympathize with others, don’t they?!
Sure enough, Yi Feiyang, who was about to leave, stopped.
Thoughts are flying.
After a moment, Yi Feiyang seemed to have made some kind of decision.
"Mr. Henry, although I don't know why you insist on letting me help you, I can help you. I have three conditions!"
As soon as he heard that there was something going on, the elephant's dim little eyes lit up, "What are the three conditions? Tell me, if possible, I will definitely agree to it!"
Yi Feiyang thought for a while and said: "You asked me to help you shoot the movie, the purpose is to help you become famous, so that you can be remembered by people after you die, so I think the theaters under your company will probably keep it.
There’s no point anymore, so I’m going to buy them all!”
"What, buy my theater chain?" Henry the Elephant was surprised, Kao, I'm not dead yet, this guy has the idea of my theater chain. That doesn't mean that once I die, the top company will directly
Ruined?!
To be continued...