Section 32: Please land
As soon as I said this, Jing Dingwen, who was lying on the ground, stood up like a carp and asked: "Are you telling the truth? Can you really invite my wife to come up?"
Listening to his words, I thought he cared about his wife, but later I realized that it was just me who thought so.
Seeing how lively he was, I couldn't help but say: "You said just now that I hit you, are you okay now?"
He did not answer, but asked in surprise: "Are you telling the truth?"
I sneered: "You have seen what my buddy is capable of just now, and everyone has also seen it. Even if Liu Qian is here, he has to be willing to be defeated. If you have any questions, wait until your wife is invited up."
Jing Dingwen couldn't help but stutter: "You guys, you'd better not lie to me."
"Don't worry, what's wrong with inviting your wife over to reunite you?"
"No..." When he was anxious, he first denied it, then felt that he had said something wrong, and then said: "Yes, it's good to reunite."
Only then did I understand that this guy was not afraid that we wouldn't be able to find his wife, but that he was afraid that we would find his wife.
I said, "Brother, you know what you did."
"Why don't we just forget about it, don't you think so?" He said softly.
In this way, this kid really has something in his heart. I couldn't help but say: "This incident has caused a lot of trouble because of you. In fact, I really should let you see the couplet from Foguang Temple, but that couplet is too...
Long, I forgot. I only remember one sentence, "Take your heart and feel it to see if you are surprised." Just touch yourself."
Seeing that I refused, Jing Dingwen suddenly started to cheat again and insisted: "It was the bun seller who killed my wife. He was the one. He had a motive!"
Having said this, he turned around and left.
Seeing that he was about to run away, I couldn't help but hold him back: "Everyone, look over quickly. We are going to invite his wife to come up tonight. As a husband, he wants to run away? What does this mean? It means that he killed his wife.
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"Don't slander me. You have no evidence."
"You don't have any evidence, why don't you still accuse others of killing people?" I said.
"You..." He spat out one word, but couldn't say anything. He pushed me away and still wanted to run away.
Damn it, you didn't push me earlier or later, but you pushed me at this time. I couldn't help but sit on the ground: "Everyone, come over quickly and take a look. This man is beating someone. Damn it, is it easy for me to be a reporter?"
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"Don't rely on me!" he said hurriedly.
"How can I rely on you? Just now you said that I hit you, but no one saw it. Now you push me, and everyone sees it." I sat on the ground and turned to everyone and said: "Everyone, what do you think?
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At that time, two angry big men walked out of the crowd, one on the left and one on the right, stepped forward and grabbed him and said, "Master Jing, you are the person involved, and you still want to run away?"
I said, "Compensate, it's not much, five hundred thousand. I've never seen money, so I feel like this money is enough."
Jing Dingtian was stunned: "You..."
Zi Xuan said at this time: "Dalong, stop making trouble."
I stood up, patted the dirt on my body, and said to Jing Dingtian: "Boy, do you want to blackmail me? Go back and practice for a few more years."
Jing Dingtian still wants to run.
I said to the two big men at this time: "Thank you two heroes!"
The two big men said: "Don't say that. We are the landlords of Lao Lei Baozi Shop. The house we have now cannot be rented out. We just want to figure out what is going on with this human meat bun so that we can rent it out."
At this time, Zizixuan said to the two big men: "Open the door and invite ghosts in the house tonight."
Two big men opened the door, and there was a strong smell of chive buns in the room. The room was not big, and as we entered, onlookers quickly filled the room. They all asked when the official start time would be, so we gathered on time.
Zi Xuan said: "The space is limited, so we may not be able to allow everyone to come. Moreover, if you invite ghosts, it is very easy to get them in the wrong body, and it will be bad if they get to you."
But these people were not afraid and insisted on coming.
Seeing this, I couldn't help but have an idea. At that time, I asked Zi Xuan for a stack of ghost-avoiding charms, and then said to them: "There are fifteen tickets here, one for 100. You can enter with your tickets."
I originally thought that these fifteen talismans would not be easy to sell, but I didn't expect that they were all robbed as soon as I finished speaking.
Zi Xuan said: "Everyone, come on time in the evening and also be a witness."
The figure on the upper body is Jing Dingwen.
Afterwards, everyone left. Ye Zixuan first combined the horoscopes of Jing Dingwen and Zheng Yuanyuan, then took the compass and found seven positions in the house. In these seven positions, in these seven positions, he lit seven white candles.
Inside, scatter paper money, hang soul-drawing flags, and let Jing Dingwen stand in the middle.
Although Jing Dingwen was reluctant to do so, he just said his birth date. Based on this alone, he couldn't escape.
When Ye Zixuan stretched out his hand to do something with the white banner, I felt that it was a bit like a spell, not like the mystical arts he usually used. After all, before he had to pinch his fingers to recite a spell or something, but now he could actually pick up objects from a distance. Could it be that night?
After the upgrade of his heavenly eye, has it become much better?
However, this is fine, as long as Ye Zixuan is powerful.
Zizixuan and I have finished setting up the venue and everything is ready. All we need is the east wind at night.
Later, Jiang Na called and asked: "Are you here?"
"I've arrived, and I've been in contact with him, but I was blackmailed when I first arrived, and now it's been solved perfectly - I suddenly figured out, it's not that you can't find out, but you are afraid that he is cheating, right? He's just a rogue," I said.
Jiang Na didn't comment, just said: "That's good."
After being inspected by Jiang Na, I hung up the phone and suddenly remembered a question and said: "Brother Ye, this guy is not honest at all. If his wife is not dead and it is just a trick he wants to frame others for, then how can he still be hired?"
Come up?"
Zi Xuan said: "His wife is not dead, so of course he can't invite her."
"If this is the case, if we don't invite him, he will naturally be considered a liar."
Zi Xuan said: "I have already thought of this matter. I have a way, whether his wife is dead or not."
The time has come.
At this time, there were already spectators in the room who had entered with tickets, including Zizixuan and I, as well as two strong men, the landlord and Jing Dingwen.
Although the seven candles were lit, the light was not strong. In this strange atmosphere, everyone did not dare to speak.
Jing Dingwen was standing in the middle of the ghost inviting venue. Just when Ye Zixuan was about to recite a spell, he suddenly said: "I want to pee!"
Zi Xuan nodded, and two strong men escorted him to pee.
Not long after he came back, Ye Zixuan was about to start again, but the birdman said again: "I want to poop!"
Then, two strong men escorted him to defecate.
After a while, Zi Xuan came back and just as he was about to start again, the birdman said he was hungry again.
I couldn't help but say to Zi Xuan: "Brother Ye, this guy is so slippery. If he keeps going like this, the auspicious time will pass and the door to hell will be closed. Why don't you give me a hair?"
Zi Xuan said to him: "Are you really hungry?"
Jing Dingwen hurriedly looked like a chicken pecking at rice.
At this time, others couldn't help but want to scold him. Ye Zixuan waved his hand to make everyone stop. He took out some pieces of white paper and a pair of scissors, and cut them into the shape of several bowls filled with rice.
Then he spread it on the ground and touched it gently with his hands. The paper bowls instantly turned into bowls of steaming white rice. Ye Lioxuan handed a bowl to Jing Dingwen and said: "
Eat."
Jing Dingwen was also stunned, not knowing whether to eat or not.
At this time, Ye Zixuan took out another leaf and put it on Jing Dingwen's left eye.
At this time, Jing Dingwen could completely see that around him, there were several people eating Ye Zixuan's rice. However, these diners were all withered and skinny, as if they were coated with a layer of candles. There were even some
His brow bones were exposed, and his eye sockets even had no eyes.
When Jing Dingwen saw this, he was so frightened that beads of sweat covered his face like soybeans. He stopped eating and knelt on the ground: "Great Immortal, I realize my mistake now, please forgive me!"
I said: "Brother, don't talk nonsense, just get things done honestly."
Jing Dingwen was finally convinced and stood there honestly.
Ye Zixuan then burned the soul summoning talisman and recited the soul summoning spell, but as I had worried before, his wife's soul was not summoned.
Since it didn't work, everyone started to boo.
I hurriedly said: "Is everyone buying tickets just to see this little thing? If you can't recruit me, my brother will release the tickets to make it more worthwhile for everyone to see!"
Zi Xuan said at this time: "Although there is no soul summoning, folks, don't panic, the facts will come out soon."
Zi Xuan did not ask Jing Dingwen, he just burned the talisman and then read: "
A talisman penetrates the heaven, a book shocks the earth, and is as urgent as a law!
And when he shouted, he actually heard someone knocking on the door outside.
Zi Xuan said: "Dalong, open the door!"
After hearing this, I went to open the door. When I opened it, I saw no one. When I lowered my head, I saw that it was a three-inch boy.
When San Cun Ding saw me opening the door, he smiled and said, "Oh, I have old arms and legs, but someone really pays attention to me."
Having said this, he walked into the house. As he walked in, he squeezed me and felt the great power of these three inches.
At this time, everyone asked: "When I opened the door, why didn't I see anyone?"
Zi Xuan then poured some water, turned the talisman into it, and sprinkled it on everyone, while chanting: "
This water is extraordinary water. If you put a little bit of Rengui water in the north into an inkstone, the sick person will swallow it, and all diseases will be eliminated. Evil ghosts will swallow it and it will be shattered immediately, as quickly as the laws of the Three Wonders of the Emperor."
Only then did everyone see the three-inch penis, and they were even more amazed.
At that time, someone said: "Why is this dwarf the same as the land father-in-law I invited?"
Another person said: "Yes, yes, is it really land?"
Zi Xuan said: "Don't talk, everyone. I invited the Tudong here today to uphold justice. This man said that his wife was missing, but I didn't invite him, so I asked the Tudong to see if his wife is dead or alive."
, if alive, where is it?"
Chapter completed!