Section 04, I Haven't Chased Girls (Part 2) 2nd Update!
Updated: 2012-07-27
I reached out to pat my mother on the back and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'm sick. Don't you think I'm just in a wheelchair? I'll make up for this. Don't worry, it's getting late. Mom, should you rest early?"
My mother smiled and said to me: "Why are you so disobedient? Mom told you that I will go back tomorrow."
I remembered what Ye Yi said and said quickly: "By the way, mom, I'll tell you something."
The mother said, "Wenyi's?"
I said, "It has something to do with her, listen to me."
My mother, who had just been about to stand up, sat back on the sofa: "Tell me."
I said, "That's right. Ye Yi plans to take us to Miao Village in Lingnan in a few days. Take you, take senior Wen Yi, and take Gao Nier. The five of us will play together for a few days. So, don't leave these days."
My mother gave me a blank look and said, "You kid, aren't you stupid again? Why are you young people going out to play, bringing me such a bad old lady? If I don't go, I'll go back to play mahjong. Besides, I have a scent of fragrance every morning and evening for our Bodhisattva, and this cannot be broken."
I held my mother's hand and said, "Mom, I won't blame you for a few days when I'm incense. Besides, there is Gao Ni'er's grandmother there in the Miao village where I went. Just think it's going out to relax. I haven't been out for so many years. Is it okay? Just listen to me once?"
The mother suddenly smiled sly and said, "In this way, I'll talk to you about a condition. If you agree, I'll go with you."
I didn't notice my mother's sly smile, so I nodded and said, "Okay, you said. What I can do will definitely make you satisfied."
The mother said, "Mom doesn't say you want to find a girlfriend, but when you go out for a trip, you have to chase Wen Yi's child once. If it's done, mom will be happy. If it doesn't happen, mom will recognize her as her goddaughter. Let you find another one."
My face was so bitter at that time. This is a condom! My mother was planning to let me get into the condom like this. I was so stupid, why did she agree easily? But I was unwilling to let my mother say no to such an excuse. I turned around and looked at the door of Senior Sister Wen Yi. I gritted my teeth. Isn’t it just a death? If I fail to let Senior Sister Wen Yi beat me up, what’s the point? I don’t believe Senior Sister Wen Yi is willing to attack me, a disabled person.
So, I nodded and said, "Okay, that's it!"
My mother stood up, held my cheeks with both hands, and said with a smile: "This is my good son. Mom is going to bed, so you go to bed early."
When I returned to my room, I stood up from my wheelchair and walked a few steps on the ground. I found that my lumbar spine and legs were not so painful. I tried it in a few days and would be even better, so I ran to wash myself. Then I threw myself on the bed, put my hands on the back of my head, and stared at the ceiling with my eyes.
But my heart was overwhelmed. Do you really have to follow my mother and chase after senior Wen Yi once?
But I have never chased a girl! I don’t understand it at all! The so-called love experience on the Internet is not very credible. I took out my phone and looked at the time. It was almost 12 o’clock. I thought Ye Yi shouldn’t be asleep at this time. So, I thought about calling him to see if he could give me some advice.
"Ye Yi, there is something wrong with me." I said after the phone was connected.
Ye Yi asked on the other side: "What's wrong?"
I said, "Mom, force me to chase after Senior Wen Yi. Is there any way?"
He heard a puff sound on that side, and then Ye Yi coughed. He smiled on the other side and said, "Haha, haha, Yang Guang, how did you agree to such a request?"
I said, "I am stupid myself. Let me tell you first, do you have a way?"
Ye Yi said: "Yes, I'll help you with an IOU."
I said, "You're tempted to lose money. If you don't have money, hurry up and go out if you have an idea. If you don't have an idea, I'll think of it myself."
Ye Yi said: "Actually, you found the wrong person."
I said, "Have you found the wrong person? I said, you are several years older than me, don't tell me that you have never been in a relationship."
Ye Yi said, "You are really talking, I have never been in a relationship."
I said, "It's not like you, you are either a bar or a bathhouse. You must be a veteran of flowers."
Ye Yi said: "I am solving my personal physical needs, that's not called love."
I said, "What about Gonier? Don't tell me, you don't like her. I can tell."
Ye Yi said: "Can you see it? OK, then I will tell you, and I can also see that your senior sister likes you. You will confess to her tomorrow."
I said angrily: "Ye Yi, you are too immoral. If you have the ability, you confess your love to Gao Nier first. If you become me, go."
Ye Yixiao said, "Don't provoke me, I'm different from you."
I suddenly realized that it wasn't it different? Gao Ni'er was pursuing Ye Yi. As long as Ye Yi spoke up for him, it would be a natural thing. But I am different here. I don't know what Senior Sister Wen Yi thought, but I think I started to like her. Really, really, really tmd is entangled.
"Forget it, when I'm fine, what time will I pick me up tomorrow morning?" I asked Ye Yi depressedly.
Ye Yi said: "About 8 o'clock, go early and go back early. After finishing our work, we will go to Miao Village early."
I said, "Okay, then go to bed. See you tomorrow."
After saying that, I hung up the phone, took a deep breath, and then said to myself: "Don't worry about this, wait until I arrive at Miao Village. Go to bed." I was filled with these strange things in my heart, which made me not know when I really fell asleep.
The next morning, I was sleeping comfortably, and I felt my nose itchy and itchy. I scratched it with my hands and it was gone! I came again later. I had a problem with sleeping. When I was awakened by someone, I would lose my temper. The nose was always so uncomfortable. I was also sleeping in a confused way and patted it with my hands.
Bang!!
Oh, I woke myself up. It was so sore. Before I could open my eyes, I heard a giggle, and a crisp sound lingered in my ears: "Little Yangyang is so cute, I'm getting up, the sun is shining on my butt."
I opened my eyes and smiled bitterly: "Senior sister, I'm sleeping comfortably. Can you spare me? Let me sleep back." As I said that, I grabbed my quilt and tried to cover my head.
Senior Sister Wen Yi grabbed my quilt and said, "It's already 7:30 when I get up. Aunt Yang has prepared all the breakfast."
I suddenly asked, "How did you come in?"
Senior Sister Wen Yi said: "Don't you know that you didn't close the door yesterday?"
I frowned and said, "I remember I was shut down."
"Get up, get up!" Senior Sister Wen Yi violently patted my belly: "Ye Yi said he would come over later."
I got up in pain and asked, "How do you know?"
Senior Sister Wen Yi looked back and smiled, saying, "Sister Ni'er told me."
I fell backwards and shouted, "God, kill me."
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