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Section 22, flattering [beg for a red ticket to join]

Updated: 2012-11-15

When I arrived at Fatty's house, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

The two young masters ordered us to stand in the kitchen because the two old men were going to take a shower. Then I saw Xiaoyu Master walking into the bathroom with the dirty "Tai Sui" in his arms and pulled away a bucket of water from the fat man's room.

When the two beautiful sisters, who were as beautiful as 18 or 9 years old, came out, a ball of white stuff was also soaked in the bucket, constantly squirming in the water.

I smiled and leaned over and asked, "Mr. Master, this is the true appearance of 'Tai Sui'?"

Master Xiaoyu said, "That's right, this thing is delicious. No matter what taste it tastes, it can perfectly swallow the taste, and it is absolutely vegetarian."

I twitched my lips and said, "My little sister, can this thing be eaten?"

"Of course! Otherwise, why would it be called ganoderma lucidum?" The fat man rushed out behind me, and I heard the sound of his saliva swallowing.

I asked curiously: "Mr. Xiaoyu, tell me how this Tai Sui came about? What's wrong with you saying there is a nest of Tai Sui."

Master Xiaoyu stretched out and made a very charming move, and said with a smile: "It's okay to tell you, but this one is mine."

I said, "For you, how can I compete with my elders? Of course, good things are dedicated to the elders, but is it good to eat this thing? If it is good, leave some for me. Look, I have a wife, a mother, a brother, and a master."

Master Xiaoyu pursed his lips and said, "You don't want it?"

I said seriously: "I really don't want it, and I don't tell my mother what they are when I plan to take it back, at least I will talk about it after eating."

Master Xiaoyu laughed and said, "So good, this is a good child. After digging that nest of Tai Sui, the biggest and fattest one will be left for you."

Well...what is this? The biggest and fattest? No matter how you sound, it sounds like buying pork in a vegetable market.

However, we are dividing... Tai Sui, and we are discussing how to eat it!

Are we too much of the gods and gods?

Well, for the health of my parents, master lovers and brothers, if this thing is really effective and advanced, it will offend you!

I heard Master Xiaoyu explain in my ear: "Taisui is good. Most people don't dare to eat it just by mouth when they encounter this thing, because they can't digest it in their stomachs, and they may even be unlucky because of eating Taisui. But we all have their own means.

My younger brother, do you know what Tai Sui is?”

I smiled and shook my head and said, "I really don't dare to say what it is. It looks like I am alive, it should be a creature, right?"

"Hehe, half the answer."

Well? Half the other statement? Is it a plant?

Xiaoyu Master put his hand in the bucket and touched the white Tai Sui ball, constantly waving the water in the bucket, and said, "It is recorded in the Compendium of Materia Medica that the flesh and lucidum is like flesh. It is attached to a big stone, with its head and tail, which is a creature. The red ones are like coral, the white ones are like slits, the black ones are like lacquer, the green ones are like green feathers, and the yellow ones are like purple gold, all of which are bright and clear as ice. Do you see if this is like slits of fat?"

I looked down at the water, and then I felt helpless that this thing was really like a large piece of white pork soaked in water. The more I looked at it, the more greasy it felt. Especially since this thing was still squirming in the water, it became even more plain and disgusting!

"Hehe." Master Xiaoyu saw my expression and smiled: "This is really delicious. Do you know Ge Hong?"

I nodded: "The master of Taoism in the Eastern Jin Dynasty wrote "Baopuzi"."

"It's great, I still remember this person. Let me tell you, he is a truly magnificent land god. His magical powers are truly unfathomable that ordinary people cannot guess. He said in Baopuzi that pulverizing the pulverized zizhi or water-transforming clothes will make people light and live forever. Do you understand? The effect of this thing. In fact, to put it more clearly, it is to eat Tai Sui, quickly and safely eliminate impurities and toxins in the body, and to improve the basic quality of the body to a better and newer level. Although it cannot really live forever, it is not a problem for people to live for twenty or thirty years."

Damn it!

My eyes turned green too!

Is it such a magic pill? A good thing that can extend your life.

No wonder the fat man's eyes are green!

"It's really so amazing?" I looked up at Master Xiaoqi. In my heart, I still believed in Master Ji Xianqi, who has a relatively stable personality.

Master Xiaoqi nodded and said, "In fact, if you can find those experts who can truly refine pills, the medicinal properties can be increased by 10% or 20%.

I gritted my teeth and said, "There are already quite a lot. I have never heard of any master who can refine elixirs. Master Xiaoyu, no matter how you divide this Tai Sui into one."

Master Xiaoyu laughed and said, "You are stupid. You are my nephew. Of course, all of these good things must be shared by our family. What's the difference between you and you're playing with?"

I smiled awkwardly and complimented: "My teacher is reasonable, united and friendly, and cared for the younger generation. I am really a role model for our generation to learn."

"Hehe, you're good at flattery and you'll have one more share." The little teacher turned his eyes around, looked at the fat man, and said, "Little fat man, don't you want it?"

Fat Brother smiled and said, "My little master is as beautiful as a flower, naturally kind-hearted, pure and intelligent. In addition, it is our elders, senior masters, and it will only take a moment to become an immortal in the future. This thing that can prolong life is a delicious snack in the eyes of Master Master. I really don't know how to praise Master Master. I always feel that there are no suitable words to praise you. Oh, I'm stupid!" After saying this, the fat guy shamelessly patted his face with his fat hand and a little voice.

Is this a decision?

Is this a praise?

Is this a flattery?

If so, what I just made a fucking fuck! My skin thickness and Fat Brother are indeed not comparable!

I looked at the fat man with admiration. This guy's face was not red, his face remained unchanged with flattery. After all, there was only one, and the fat man was convinced and knew the benefits, but he couldn't tell me the benefits. But now he knew that it was a bunch of Tai Sui. If he didn't take advantage of this advantage... it would be really true. If he didn't take advantage of it, he would be a bastard!

The fat man's words made the two young masters laugh. The lady's anger that he had finally accumulated was completely collapsed.

Master Xiaoyu even hugged his stomach and laughed. It took him a long time to get angry and said, "Little fat man, don't be so good, please give it to you too! Oh my, I'm so laughing to death."

The fat man smiled and said, "Thank you, Master Xiao, for the large amount. This is a divine product given by God. No, this is a divine product given by the little master. I have no choice but to repay the fat man. I will continue to take the little master everywhere tomorrow."

Master Xiaoyu giggled and said, "Little fat man, what you said. I will go to eat what I will eat tonight tomorrow."

"No problem, no problem!" The fat man responded.

I suddenly realized that the fat man's stinginess is different from the Lotus Sutra. To be precise, the Lotus Sutra is stingy everywhere. The fat man seems to be very careful about the money that should not be spent. He doesn't seem to mind when spending a lot of money on food and drink.

Master Xiaoyu said, "Well, because you both are so funny, I will express my compassion and tell you about the origin of this nest of Tai Sui."

We immediately sat cross-legged on the floor, allowing Master Xiaoyu to look at us condescendingly.

Xiaoyu Master Gu said seriously: "If it weren't for the appearance of this little Tai Sui, I'm really not sure, and I wouldn't go to even numbers to calculate without any problems. You all know that making calculations is actually an algorithm of odd numbers, that is, stop whenever 9, and everything cannot be perfect. But there is an exception, that is, counting gods, ghosts, and immortals. These things that are not in the five elements can be calculated to be even. What is Tai Sui?

Wang Chong of the Eastern Han Dynasty said: "The meaning of Tai Sui is like the heart of the officials." Zhu Mi of the Southern Song Dynasty said: "The emperor is in charge of Tai Sui, and the concubine is in charge of the Yin of the Year." In the Qing Dynasty, the "Xie Ji Defense Fang Shu" received a brief summary: "Tai Sui, the king is in charge of the above auspicious direction, not what the lower people dare to use." Tai Sui is a noble god, and its direction is of course also noble and auspicious, but the people must avoid it because the direction of Tai Sui is too noble, so they must conform to the status of superiors and inferiors.

So this is considered Tai Sui, but it actually falls within the scope of being considered gods.

However, these gods are enthroned by emperors on earth. Although they have priesthood, they do not have real divine power. So they can be counted!

It is because of this that I will pinch an even-number algorithm to calculate the origin of this nest of Tai Sui.

Hehe, it is also thanks to the fat man who came from this nest of Tai Sui, which has never appeared in thousands of years. It is also a pity that the dirty old man is very lucky, so he saved the Tai Sui of this nest and did not disperse. Instead, he settled in his yard.

Anyway, I made a bold guess. Thirty or forty years ago, when the old man built a house and dug the foundation, his fortune and fortune had just begun. If there was no Tai Sui incident, he might be a well-known figure now. However, he deserves to be unlucky and others should be lucky.

The day he broke through the ground and opened the foundation must have been a very bad day. The so-called Tai Sui was facing east the most. Do you still remember the direction of the old man’s house? And this old man should have become very successful, and the tenth** was broken by an old man in one blow.

Well, this kind of thing seems to be reproduction by the same sex, which is not right. It should be similar to earthworms, and it can increase as much as you chop it. Anyway, it should be very broken at once, and it should be the kind of juice splashing everywhere. That's why there is such a nest of little Tai Sui. Look at this one, it weighs five or six pounds, right? You don't know the growth process of this thing, which only grows five percent in a year. In the past forty or fifty years, can you guess how many Tai Sui will be eaten in that yard?"

Fatty and I were amazed at each other, so there wouldn’t be so many, right? If I were to be dug out a ton in this yard, according to the younger sister, could we still be able to dig out a ton in this yard?
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