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Section 79, Funeral Street

Updated: 2013-01-06

I struck while the iron was hot and said, "Mom, look. Now I have a lot of things to do every day. Wenyi still has to go to work. There are two little guys in the house to take care of, and another one will come tomorrow. I wonder how about you moving my place?"

My mother said, "This... your home is not enough. I still want to let Gao Ni'er be my company."

I patted my mother's hand and smiled and said, "It's not simple. Although my three-bedroom and one-living house, Wen Yi and Gao Ni'er can always live together. I'll buy a set of upper and lower beds and put them in another bedroom. Do you want to live with me? Or if you live in my room, I'll go live with those little kids."

The mother smiled and said, "How can that happen? Since that's the case, I'll go. Mom likes children the most, and I'm happy to live with them. Son, how old is Ye Yi's son?"

I was stunned, then shook my head and said, "I didn't say how old I was. I'll know when I see it tomorrow."

My mother stood up, carrying a feather duster to continue working, and asked me, "Son, are you talking about this?"

I hurriedly said, "Oh, I forgot if you didn't say it. There is really something else I have to ask you."

"explain."

"Well, I originally planned to mess with you. But my phone call just now made me feel relieved. That's how I want to ask Zhao Zihan to help me. I'm not very familiar with her, and I have not met more than three times. Thinking about her staying with you for a few days, I want to get along with you." I chuckled.

The mother asked, "What's the matter? Zihan is a good girl, so you don't have any bad intentions."

I quickly smiled and said, "What are you talking about? It's really a problem. I have to have any bad intentions. I won't tell you about this, right?"

The mother nodded and said, "Yeah, that's right. Then I'll call her?"

I quickly pushed my hand and said, "That's naturally good."

"Wait." The mother put down the duster and dialed a set of numbers. Not long after, the mother smiled and said, "Daughter, are you going to work?"

Then... I looked at my mother's family matters helplessly, and didn't know if Zhao Zihan was upset about the old lady being so long-winded. After 20 minutes of long-winded, she finally got to me: "Yes, oh, by the way, my son has something to do with you. Yes, right by my side, let him tell you? OK. Then wait a moment."

The mother turned her head and shouted to me, "Son, say it."

I took the phone with a smile and said, "Zi Han, I want to consult something first."

Zhao Zihan smiled and said, "I said Yang Guang, if you have anything to do, you can't just call me. Don't you treat me as a friend?"

I quickly said apologetically: "How can I do it? Don't you think I, a big man, call you suddenly, isn't it appropriate?"

Zhao Zihan responded to me with her unique heroic laughter from the northerner: "Haha, what's wrong with it? They are all friends. Tell me, what's the matter with me."

I quickly explained the situation of Xiao Xinyi's family before, and then explained Mr. Taiyi's opinion.

Zhao Zihan smiled and said, "What am I doing? Don't worry, what Mr. Taiyi said won't happen. Well, today is Sunday, I'll take a break and I'll go to buy tickets to City D. Come and pick me up."

I said embarrassedly, "Then I'll trouble you. I'm very busy today. If I don't have time to pick you up, I..."

Before I finished speaking, my mother shouted from the side: "Son, mom can go and pick up her daughter."

I laughed at the phone and said, "Did you hear it? Someone took the initiative to pick you up. I said Zihan, what kind of ** soup did you give my mother? Why did you kiss you so much?"

Zhao Zihan giggled on the other side and said, "I'm pretty, I'm adorable. Okay, let's talk about it when we meet. I'll go buy tickets. I know the place for your family. I told my aunt not to pick me up, so I jumped to the door myself."

I said, "Okay, that's going to be troublesome."

"You're welcome, that's all."

"good."

After the call, I looked at the time. I guess the person in charge should have done the withdrawal of money, so I said goodbye to my mother and ran out.

When I went out, I called the person in charge where he was. The other party replied that I was waiting for me at Vajra Temple. I arranged for him to take Mr. Taiyi to gather at xx Square, and then I drove straight to the square.

Seeing that the whole morning wasted almost all but the matter was not done yet, I felt a little depressed about my speed of behavior. But after all, after Ye Yi left, I had to worry about everything, and I still couldn't adapt to it for a while.

After about an hour, I saw the person in charge appearing in my sight.

When he stopped next to my car, the person in charge said embarrassedly: "Traffic jams, traffic jams. It's time delayed, Master Yang is sorry."

I smiled and said, "It's okay, have you brought enough money?"

The person in charge smiled and said, "I brought it, I directly brought all the cash from the safe in the playground yesterday."

Mr. Taiyi lowered the rear window and asked me, "Disciple, where is that store?"

I turned my head to see Mr. Taiyi and said, "I remember it seems to be in a funeral street. The darkest sign Ye Yi has ever said is."

The gentleman nodded and said, "Then go quickly."

I responded, started the car and said to the person in charge, "Let's go, you know the place in the funeral street, right?"

The person in charge smiled and said, "Can you know? I've been there three times this year. Someone from my friend's family died, so I'll go and help."

I nodded, yelled the car whistle and turned to the upper road and headed straight for the funeral street in City D.

The so-called funeral street in D City means that all the storefronts on the entire street are storehouses! Whether it is selling the old man's shrouds, wreaths and paper money, coffins or urns, all the people who do business here have the same business. It is said that this industry is very profitable, but I deeply feel the same.

Let’s take the clothes of Zhuang Lao who was wearing when the old man died. The clothes of the same material on the market are just different styles. Here, you dare to ask for 8,000 yuan with a mouth. You don’t even have to bargain. If you dare to bargain, you can make a group of people contempt for you, just as if you are so unfilial.

Let’s talk about urns. From the cost of appearance to the cost of purchase, which one dares to say that it really costs thousands of yuan? But look at the small counter, the labels on rows of pretty urns, which one is not sold for thousands of yuan?

After we drove in, we slowly looked around.

This street is not too long, about 500 meters away, and there are only 100 store shops, so the storefronts are not very big. It is quite troublesome to find, and what's even more serious is that because it is black and white funeral supplies, most shops have black and white plaques. I parked the car aside, and followed my person in charge to the side.

I got off the driveway: "Teacher, I'll go and look for it, it's not very convenient to drive."

Mr. Taiyi opened the door and got out of the car, smiled at me, "Disciple, you are in the wrong direction."

I was stunned and said, "What's the wrong direction? There are black plaques everywhere here, so I really have to look for them one by one."

Mr. Taiyi shook his head and smiled, "You are looking with your eyes, so you can't find it."

I asked inexplicably, "Teacher, aren't this all with my eyes? You don't have to open a Tianmu or something in broad daylight to see it? Could it be that there are two ghosts standing at the door of the laying shop to welcome guests?"

Mr. Taiyi smiled and said, "You didn't observe carefully enough, take a look. It seems that your teacher has found it."

ah?

Found it? Impossible?

I didn't suspect Mr. Taiyi was lying, but I felt it was a bit incredible. We had never been here, so why did he dare to say that he had found it?

"Look carefully." Mr. Taiyi said to me with encouragement.

I was really curious, there was such a thing. The person in charge was also curious to follow me back.

Yes! Going back, it is now the center of this funeral street. Since the gentleman said he had discovered it, first of all, we must have gone too far, and going back is definitely correct.

The storefronts of these houses are almost the same, and I really don’t see what’s wrong.

Mr. Taiyi walked behind me, smiling without saying a word. Am I looking back to see something from my husband's eyes, but I also found it useless?

Just as he was thinking, he heard the person in charge laughing and said, "This couplet is interesting."

I looked up and saw a couplet sticking at the door of a urn.

The first couplet is: Coffin, coffin, and coffin makes money

The second line is: Come on, I will come on, everyone will come on.

Horizontal banner above: Good quality and low price

After reading this, I burst into laughter and said, "This family is funny enough. The horizontal banner is actually very good and cheap. Hum?" I suddenly thought, since I can't see anything on the outside, would it be a problem in the couplet? The so-called ladies all have some strange tempers.

For example, Lao Gaotou openly spread the laying in the commercial area, regardless of how it affects the surrounding shops. Ye Yiming said that another product store in addition to Lao Gaotou must have its own characteristics.

I couldn't help but lock my eyes on the couplets posted by these storefronts. Then I noticed that Mr. Taiyi nodded to me slightly behind me. I was delighted. It seemed that I had found the right method.

In the end, my eyes were fixed on a shroud shop just in the entrance, and I always felt that the couplets of this shroud shop were very unique.

It says...

This transaction is very strange, how many people dare to say they like it

That thing sells strangely, and only those who know how to understand can understand

The horizontal banner is: Don't come if you don't have money

"Black, it's so dark! Who dares to enter such a couplet?" I said to myself.

Mr. Taiyi stepped forward and smiled side by side with me, "The master here is also a person with true nature."

I nodded and said, "I am really a real villain. At least it is on the surface. Who, buddy, go get the money. You must be slaughtered."

The person in charge asked me, "Master Yang, what are you going to buy?"

I said, "You will know in a while, go get the money."

I gave in and said to Mr. Taiyi: "Teacher, let's go in."
Chapter completed!
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