Chapter 51
If I choose how to live next time, I will continue to sell graves. Even if I can't afford my own nest in this world of high prices, I will still have to book a cemetery for myself. I can't have a house when I'm alive, and I can always have it when I die.
Once upon a time, Ye Yi and I partnered with him, chased evil ghosts, searched for ancient gods, ate the fruit of immortality, and killed people. But if I were asked to choose again, I would definitely choose not to see my mother-in-law during the Chinese New Year! God knows why my mother-in-law fell into a huge trouble without seeing it from beginning to end. And this trouble is still escalating, and it has been escalating until she goes from chasing to being chased.
"Zhang Lu, you are so stupid, why are you following me?!" I jumped on the road, running wildly while sticking out my tongue.
Zhang Lu followed me with a pistol, shouting loudly: "Theory of meeting bears, I met a man-eating bear in the woods. One of the two people could run past the bear, and the other could survive."
"You damn, you still have the heart to think about this." I almost bit my tongue while running.
"Uncle Yang, didn't you say you would die if you hit the head?" Zhang Lu waved her pistol at me, and her face was not rosy when she ran wildly, but she was very scared.
"How could I know?" I grinned, holding a talisman in my hand. The peach wood sword pierced the zombie behind me and was chasing us. There was a half-piece left on the zombie's forehead. No, there was only a little yellow paper with only a little talisman standing on my head. There was also a wound on my forehead covered by black smoke and healing rapidly.
And then…it seems like we're completely angering it.
Just now, I tried my best to stab the other person's chest with a sword. With the thousand-year-old peach wood sword and the hundred-year-old skill in my body, I successfully stabbed the peach wood sword into the heart of the iron corpse. At the same time, the big iron corpse actually changed its tricks halfway, aimed his hands at me and hugged me in. Seeing that he looked like a pervert who had never seen a woman in eight hundred years, his hands were aimed at me with the wind.
I put the corpse-suppressing talisman on its forehead with one hand, and with the force of collision, I barely stabbed the peach wood sword into its body for more than ten centimeters. Judging from the thickness of the body, I guess the tip of the sword was just stuck to its heart that had not been beating for a long time.
According to my idea, I rushed over with such a great force, and the force that hit me was enough to overturn the body of the iron corpse. As long as it fell down, I could even be caught and be able to use all my strength and weight to let the peach wood sword penetrate into his body. With my corpse-suppressing talisman, even if I don’t die, I can give me a minute of breathing time. As long as I master the accuracy and master it well enough in this period, it is completely fine to kill it.
But I did everything I could to calculate, and I didn't include the zombie's intelligence.
No!
I forgot it, but it is not as flexible as it is! In my understanding, even if it produces intelligence, it will not be very smart without the accumulation of time. Instinct should still have the upper hand.
To put it bluntly, I was a bit like a gambler at this time. I either ran away or fought hard.
To borrow a line from the movie that is not close to the side, I describe it: "I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the end."
The first half was quite smooth, my peach wood sword pierced the other person's heart and wèizhi. My talisman was stuck on its head.
But the second half was wrong, and I could clearly feel the zombie's slow movements. But with such great strength, I hit the zombie, as if I was hitting a wall, and I only made the zombie shake for a few times. Then, a gust of wind came from behind my ears.
I screamed inwardly, and before I could even get back my head, I squatted down.
Then my body was on the side of the ground, regardless of the dead people around me, and there was snow mixed with blood on the ground, dripping out for several meters.
But then things will not go well.
Zhang Lu was so desperate that she shot at this critical moment.
Bang!
As soon as the gunshot sounded, I knew it was bad. As I rolled, I glanced at the big iron corpse. As the bullet hit its head, the strong impact force of the bullet immediately shattered the talisman stuck to the big man's mind.
Police pistols mainly focus on penetration, and secondly to lethality. Therefore, the bullet head of police bullets is slightly pointed, which is not like the blunt head of military gun bullets at this point. The amount of gunpowder at the bottom is relatively large, and the purpose is to kill a large area.
My shocking glance, relying on my magic power to be round and wishful, my magic eyes gathered. I clearly saw the bullet drilling through the forehead of the big iron corpse. However, the big head suddenly leaned back as it drilled into the bones, but then, the bullet, which was originally a speed of more than 900 meters per second, only shattered the other party's skull and was bounced out of the wound.
But this was the biggest blow to the iron corpse after it was formed.
Science has proven that pain can cause organisms to have two different extreme reactions. Either pain makes organisms understand fear and create a sense of fear of something. Or pain makes organisms manic and thus becomes no longer subject to rational control.
And the big iron corpse... obviously belongs to the latter.
Besides, this thing has no rationality, and instinct is driving its movements. Not to mention a spiritual peach wood sword inserted into the heart, just carrying spiritual blood, boy urine, and cinnabar bullets hit the head. I can't even rule out that the bullets "slap" my talisman and then piled up on the wounds of the gun hole in the head after the bullets were shattered.
So, the next moment I didn't even have the courage to turn around and pull back the peach wood sword, and rolled up from the ground and ran away.
In a panic, the direction I ran away happened to be the same side where Zhang Lu was when I came. I didn't even look back and waved my hand to Zhang Lu and shouted: "Run! Waiting to deliver myself as a dish?"
I guess whether it was Zhang Lu or the company commander who was looking at me with a telescope in the distance, I guess they had never seen a "expert" like me? It was better to die than to take face. At this time, it would be too late to go up and fight to the death. With that shocking glance, I saw the big guy's heart and forehead rolling out of black smoke. It was a mixture of evil spirits and corpse energy. It was a thing like a killer weapon for humans.
While running wildly, I was looking for talismans in my backpack, hoping to find some spare talismans that I had previously used to help my life.
But it was obvious that things went against my wishes. The talismans in my package were all auxiliary talismans such as soul-controlling corpses, and exorcism, and there was no killing one. If I had known it, I would have asked Ye Yi to prepare two thunders in my backpack. It would be better for offensive talismans such as the elves. Damn, I regret that I always claim to be a good person.
Seeing that it was approaching the army, I shouted at the top of my throat: "Where is the heavy machine gun? Where is the artillery? The anti-tank missile? Why are you still standing there and throwing it on your body?" I could tell all the things I thought about, and I felt that I was a huge weapon. Fortunately, I still remember that I was a Chinese, otherwise I would definitely shout out 250 sounds like air support in the movie.
As my voice fell, the company commander asked the soldiers to carry out a heavy machine gun from behind the bunker. I could see everyone so old!
Before I could take a closer look, I heard the company commander shouting to me in a rich accent: "Hurry up and avoid it!"
I stared at the company commander who was driving a machine gun, and pulled the trigger almost the moment I shouted.
"I'm your uncle!" Seeing that I was about to become the first victim under this heavy firepower, Zhang Lu suddenly threw me away while I fell slightly and dropped half a step away.
Then, before I could curse, I could hear a voice like "Marezi".
Bang bang bang bang bang bang...
The heavy machine gun that could fire thousands of bullets in a minute sprayed out a thick and long tongue of flame, and the horror of tearing the air hit the iron corpse.
"Be careful of my peach wood sword!" If Zhang Lu hadn't pressed me, I would have almost jumped up.
At this time, Zhang Lu half-carried me and rolled out of the ground for five or six meters, leaving the minimum shooting radius of the heavy machine gun fire tongue.
The huge "explosion" sound could almost pierce a person's eardrums. I scolded in such a loud voice: "Crazy! Are you crazy? I'm still in front of me and murder me?"
Zhang Lu grinned, and I saw part of his scalp bleeding. He covered his forehead with one hand and shouted to me loudly: "Brother Yang, let's run quickly."
I squinted my eyes and saw the powerful heavy machine gun fire finally stopped the big guy. Zhang Lu and I quickly ran to the side of the road and completely escaped from the radius of the fire. Then I shook my head and pointed to the zombie who was still jumping around in the fire and was hit by the bullets and retreated backwards, saying: "It's too late, if it doesn't die, we will die."
"Brother Yang!" Zhang Lu covered her head and shouted at me.
I squinted my eyes and shook my head. In his concerned eyes, I put the middle fingers of my hands in my mouth at the same time, and then bit it hard...
Life and Kill Curse!
After experiencing too much, the Life and Killing Curse has become an eternal shadow in my heart. Even though I have obtained the inheritance of Li Si and made up for the shortcomings of the Life and Killing Curse, I am still deeply afraid of this strongest method that makes me love and hate.
The left hand Qian, the right hand Kun, the Qian and Kun are in the hand, I have life and death.
Holding your hands in your chest like Tai Chi, and you no longer use life as motivation for life and death. It finally reveals its unique side. The left hand emits a faint white light like the spring sunshine warms people, and the right hand rolls black smoke, like hell in the palm.
The left palm is on top and the right palm is on bottom. A blood-colored line faintly swayed between the alternation of black and white. It was a misty line brought out by my blood.
While such a move shocked Zhang Lu, he couldn't help but take several steps back.
"As long as you are a creature, as long as you are still 'alive', there is nothing to escape the power of the life and death curse, unless you are several times stronger than me!" I narrowed my eyes, waiting for an opportunity, and waiting for the moment when the gunfire stopped!
Chapter completed!