Updated: 2012-07-13

I said, "Ye Yi, don't you want me to pee on this?"

Ye Yi said: "It's so right, have you guessed all this?"

I was so angry: "Ye Yi, don't bring such a play. You must have another way. I won't do it."

I wasn't stingy, but thought that this will be my home from now on. The room I slept in the future, and I actually asked me to pee in my room. This guy is so unkind.

Ye Yi was not angry and said, "It's okay not to pee. You can add half a pound of blood. I'll give you a prosperous blood evil situation, which can also help you to prosper your descendants."

I was so angry that I said, "Half a pound of blood? You can kill me."

Ye Yi said: "Peeing to break the Feng Shui situation. Although there is no descendants of Yanfu, it can prevent you from suffering. Or you have bleeding. 500cc of blood is not a lot."

I gritted my teeth and looked at Ye Yi with a serious expression on his face. I knew, but I couldn't escape it.

I said angrily: "How to urinate?"

Ye Yi said: "Did you see that bottle? You're all peeing inside."

I said angrily: "I urinate and jump out and I don't care."

Ye Yixiao said, "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you jump out. But you have to be careful."

I was a little angry at this time and didn't take it to my heart, so I said, "Do you think I'll be dripping on my pants like you peeing?"

"Okay, then you pee."

I said, "I can't pee when you're here. Go out and close the door for me."

Ye Yi looked at me and smiled and said, "I'm so shy. Okay, I'll go out."

When I saw Ye Yi close the door, I relaxed and wanted to pee at all sides. I simply relaxed and peed on the first bed in the first bedroom of the first house in my life.

The boy pee, the boy pee! I was thinking like this while letting water. When will the boy be broken, I won’t have to be used by Ye Yi anymore.

Hurry!

Bang!

Ouch!

"Ye Yi, you bastard!"

The above are the emergencies when I was thinking about them just now.

I didn't expect to encounter such a strange thing in the room. Ye Yigui drew a few circles and a few tadpole characters on the bed, plus a bubble of precious boy urine, which made the bed fall apart in an instant. I was standing on the bed. When the bed fell apart, I was like a boat flying in the wind and waves that capsized down, like a traveler who couldn't stand during a magnitude 12 earthquake.

He fell heavily on the bed, but fortunately I rolled and crawled and rolled out a long way. Xiao JJ also hid back to his crotch as soon as possible. With my curses, the door was pushed open by Ye Yi. I saw Ye Yi and Wen Yi standing at the door, while Wen Yi was still covering her mouth and smiling secretly.

I finally knew what was behind Ye Yi's smile just now.

I was helpless with Ye Yi, and this guy didn't tell me at all. This made me feel a big embarrassment. Fortunately, I didn't pee on my body, nor did I fall into my urination nest, otherwise I would have the desire to die.

This is also considered some jokes before the tense battle. Although Ye Yi was tricked, it was indeed a happy thing. Anyway, there was no super ugly embarrassment, right? Moreover, I have to say that although Ye Yi was tricking me in this matter, Ye Yi was still a good friend in general.

When it was almost dawn, the room was cleaned up and filled with a strange fragrance.

Ye Yi called a moving company. There was a moving company at this time? I really don’t know who Ye Yi knew. He actually agreed to come to help at this time.

Three people were sitting beside the wall, Ye Yi was dozing with his eyes closed. Senior Sister Wen Yi was lying on my legs, squinting her eyes and pretending to sleep. But I felt an inexplicable excitement. Is such a house really mine? Although I got it from debt, after all, it was mine! This kind of excitement made me busy all night and I didn’t feel sleepy at all.

As I thought about it, I fell asleep with my head tilted and leaned against the wall.

When I woke up again, it was Ye Yi's cell phone ringtone that woke me up.

Ye Yi answered the phone and told us about the address we were at.

Say to me: "The car is coming soon."

The two of us spoke very lowly. Senior Sister Wen Yi's head rested on my legs, and her eyes were slightly closed, which looked particularly quiet and beautiful in the white light of the fish belly that had not yet risen in the morning. I really couldn't bear to wake up Senior Sister Wen Yi, and whispered to Ye Yi: "You ask your friend to help you move in a while. Senior Sister has been struggling these two days. Let her sleep for a while."

Ye Yi saw my thoughts, but joked: "Okay, then I won't disturb your love."

He stood up quietly, and I wanted to refute it, but it was difficult to speak loudly. He could only give Ye Yi's back a middle finger.

After a while, I heard the jingling sound at the door, and the voices came. Ye Yi was negotiating with the other party. Senior Sister Wen Yi snorted softly. She was used to sleeping in the soft big bed, and was sleeping on the floor under sleepiness. When she recovered, she began to feel uncomfortable all over.

The eyelids under my eyelashes trembled slightly. I could see clearly that my eyes rolled through my eyelids a few times, and it seemed that I had woken up. My legs had already been numb. Then I smiled bitterly, and it seemed that my senior sister had never given up on numbing me these two nights.

I tried to ask: "Senior sister?"

When Senior Sister Wen Yi heard me call her, she opened her beautiful eyes and looked at me with bright eyes, revealing a rising sun smile: "Xiao Yangyang, after sleeping on a pillow for so many years, I found that your legs are much more comfortable than pillows."

I replied subconsciously: "I will give you a pillow in the future."

After saying that, I realized that I had blushed and felt like I was burning from my neck. I didn’t have to think about it and knew that my face turned into a monkey’s butt.

Senior Sister Wen Yi smiled, reached out to pat my face, and said, "Okay, it will be used for it in the future." After saying this, Senior Sister Wen Yi held up her upper body and stretched her waist as if she was infinitely lazy. Her long hair blew on my face with the majesty that penetrated in.

"What are you going to do today?" Senior Sister Wen Yi asked me.

I said, "I guess Mr. Taiyi will arrive today. The house matter has come to an end. The matter in Longteng Community has ended and officially moved in."

Senior Literary Wenyi said: "That's not that I can move here?"

I nodded and said, "Yes, I can give you the key now. Give one by myself and can be moved here at any time."

Senior Sister Wen Yi said, "Okay, then I'm not polite."

I stood up, put the key in Senior Sister Wen Yi's hand, and said, "Senior Sister is willing, I can move in first today. I may have to go in two days."

Senior Sister Wen Yi said, "Okay, I'll move today on Sunday. By the way, which one do you plan to give me my room?"

[The origin of the tear mole] If there is a light brown mole under the corner of the eye, it is a tear mole. Legend has it that it is because when a lover hugged him and cried in the past, tears fell on his face, and thus formed a mark for reunion after three lives. People with tear moles meet the destined person, they will never be separated for the rest of their lives until they die. And they will also repay the tears from their previous lives for the other person!
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