"Well..."

"Oh, why is this master so interesting? It's like crosstalk."

"I'm still out and having sex, why do I look like a gangster? But I like it, it's much more rare than I just attracted people."

"I respect me one foot, and I respect others one foot. Isn't that just so right? This master always speaks witty words."

Ye Qiu saw that the atmosphere in the audience became more and more lively, and his face became solemn: "We were wasting a lot of time just now, and now we get back to the point."

When he heard Ye Qiu say this, both the live audience and the online audience were excited, and the performance was finally about to begin.

The two masters also looked solemn. Looking at this disciple who might be his mortal enemy, he said a thousand words and said a lot of things, which was better than the real skills in his hands. They also thought about what kind of ability this young man who could reach the level of a grand master at the age of twentieth crown has.

Ye Qiu saw this situation but laughed in his heart, then clasped his fists and said, "You are the city walls that are so high that they rely on friends to help you. In and outside the field, one look and greet you, three elders and four young masters, apprentice, I stepped on the ground and looked at the new people. You are all good friends who are walking south and eight hundred, and you are stabbing a knife to bring purple blood.

Our industry is all about making porridge by craftsmanship. We are not good at learning skills. We are always willing to be grateful for the old and young men. We can leave behind a few melons and two dates in our pockets. When we get home, we pick up the porridge bowl. We all think of your good deeds. Today, I will give my life to the apprentice. I am exhausted on the stage and I will also give everyone a lot of effort."

Ye Qiu's opening remarks came to an instant, and the audience was stunned.

Ye Qiu laughed in his heart. This was what the famous crosstalk master Mr. Guo said during a performance. The jargon of making money when he was traveling to the world to perform, which was professional. It was called "opening the door" and was a lyrics. Ye Qiu thought about this interesting passage and took it out to sell it.

The audience reacted and burst into laughter.

"Haha, I'm so funny."

"How come such a great master becomes a wise man in the blink of an eye?"

"Don't say it, it's really a bit of that. The world is quite angry."

"Why isn't the master of one apprentice keeping an apprentice?"

"Hey, don't take it seriously. They are just talking and really treating their master as apprentices."

"Oh my mom can't do it, it makes my stomach hurt."

"No, why do you still have to give me a reward? We've bought tickets."

"Isn't this a joke? Don't take it seriously."

But there are really good things that I like to make fun of. I found a steel stubble in my pocket and threw it directly on the stage.

It's a good thing now. The back row was too far and could not be thrown away. He took out the steel pound in his pocket and passed it forward. When the person in front felt that the distance was almost the same, he threw it directly on the stage.

For a moment, the whole stage was jingling, but some people didn't have enough strength and fell directly into the audience.

"Oh, hey, all my grandsons have been thrown into my collar."

"You are throwing it into your neck, I'm just hitting my head, so just laugh secretly."

"Hold the grass! You guys are fine. I don't know which one of them throws a lot of people and hits me all. I went out to watch a performance, why are you bringing so many steel sluts to me!"

Ye Qiu didn't expect this to happen, and he was even more happy.

Now the scene is basically all messy. I am not watching the Grandmaster's performance, but it is clearly watching the Grandmaster play monkeys.

Everyone in the backstage was stunned when they saw this situation. Master Ye was going to make trouble. He was broadcasting "Food World" live, and he became a person who was in the world to perform his skills.

But everyone knew that the scene looked chaotic, but the rhythm of the scene was completely controlled by Ye Qiu. The previous embarrassment was resolved in just a few words. The hot situation and interactive atmosphere at the scene were like superstars. Who could imagine that this was a person who had first walked on the stage?

The atmosphere on the Internet is even more cheerful.

Netizen Feng Yunwu: "The crosstalk master pretends to be a master of cooking and travels around the world when he comes to food. Cooking is fake, and funny is real."

Netizen smiled and said, "On the funny things that happened to the master of cooking in those years."

Netizens, I love Chi Xiang: "The master of cooking skills has transformed into a crosstalk apprentice, with first-class eloquence, and the audience is hilarious, come and watch quickly."

"The nickname upstairs is lit."

“AA1”

...

At this time, the alarm of Xingmei's technical department had sounded.

The technical director's office door was suddenly pushed open.

"Boss! Just now, 2 million users were added instantly within three minutes, and all online users have reached 9.84 million. The server has loaded, and there has been a user feedback that has stuttered. What should I do?"

The technical director of Star Mi’s heart was thrilled and hurriedly said: “Then enable the backup server, what’s there to ask about this?”

The technical staff who came to pay back suddenly smiled bitterly: "It has been enabled long ago, and it started to be enabled when the number of users exceeds 5 million, but no one expected that the number of online users would be so high. Our server is too old and the actual capacity has no theoretical parameters."

Xingmei's technical director was shocked. As Xingmei's technical director, he fully understood the important role of this live broadcast on Xingmei's entry into the online market. If it was messed up due to technical problems, then his job would follow. He suddenly turned a sharp turn and then said decisively: "Two servers were drawn from Xingmei's websites to form a temporary server unit!"

The technician was shocked.

"Boss, what if the website crashes due to temporary withdrawal?"

The technical director frowned and scolded, "I can't tell the difference. Do you know what is important? Even if other websites are all collapsed now, Xingmei Video cannot have problems! Go immediately, I will take responsibility for any problems when there is any problem. If it is screwed this time, we will have to roll the bed and get out of here!"

The technician was immediately shocked when he heard this and hurriedly said, "Okay, it's guaranteed to be a task."

Xingmei’s job cannot be lost. This is a golden job. You must know that Xingmei is planning to enter the online market in a large scale, and the treatment of these technicians has also been greatly improved. If they are fired, they will die.

...

At this time, Ye Qiu on the stage slammed his forehead and suddenly realized: "I have forgotten that everyone has bought tickets and entered the venue. It's such a big mistake. I'm not authentic. I'll take back the reward soon. I don't want it."

“Well…”

“Well…”

Everyone in the audience started to stir up trouble.

"Well, you also know that we bought tickets and entered the venue."

"This is not intentional. Wherever this steel slurry is thrown, how can it be recycled?"

"No, you're generous, you're not bad."

……
Chapter completed!